NameIsRobertPaulson said:
My friend keeps getting kicked from MW2 because he...flying spaghetti monster forbid... sets the DAMN BOMB IN SABOTAGE!!!! HOLY SHIT!
What the fuck? That is total bullshit. THAT'S THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE! Apparently people now and days even in a tactical game like Rainbow 6 they go off on their own and kill even when they are supposed to plant a damn bomb or something.
But let me tell you of these few times.
I was playing on the first MW and was playing team deathmatch. I had last stand on yet I was TEAMKILLED just because of it. Here's how it went.
Me: Dude WTF?
Guy: You are not supposed to use fucking last stand! It is fucking cheap and you should be banned for using it!
Me: I am basically MVP of the match and your in last place. So taking it out on me is just bullshit.
Guy: This game is supposed to be tactical! Use something that IS NOT FUCKING CHEAP! This is not some n00b game!
Me: IT IS A FUCKING TEAM DEATHMATCH! THERE IS NO TACTICS BESIDES SHOOT AND KILL DUMBASS! JUST BECAUSE YOUR ON LAST PLACE ON THE TEAM ROSTER DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO GO TAKE IT OUT ON ME!
Guy: LOOK YOU FUCKING NOOB! I AT LEAST TRY TO DO IT HOW IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE STUPID ASSHOLE!
ME: That's not what your mom called me last night in bed!
Guy:...
Me: Try that for fucking tactics *****!
Guy:*gets killed, anger screams, smashing takes place, gets kicked of*
Me:*Wins game*
You got to admit, that was funny as hell! That was not changed at all! I swear it was like talking to a 11 year old!
Another story
I was playing in MW2 and was doing the Afghan map. I have a sniper and usual throwing knife. I shoot guy, another guy comes up and I throw a knife at him. I get screamed at for being a fucking hacker in the game and using bots. Like this:
Guy 1: YOU FUCKING HACKER! KICK HIM KICK HIM!
Guy 2: YOU CANNOT THROW KNIFES IN THIS GAME UNLESS HE HACKED! HACKER!
Me: Dude, I shot a guy with a sniper and that is considered hacking? And a threw a knife at a guy and that is also hacking? Dumb ass you can get the throwing knife when you it level 7!
Guy 2: That is so fucking false! I have never seen a throwing knife in this game! This guy is hacking so bad!
Guy 1: Sniping is for n00bs! Go away n00b and let us be so that the pros can play!
Me: Then how come my rank is higher than both of yours COMBINED? Explain that! Oh wait! you cant! Because n00bs don't have the brain power to think of things besides being bigger n00bs.
Both guys:...
Me:See?
Both guys: FUCK YOU ******! KICK HIM BITCHES! *gets kicked*
Me: Oh wow.
This is also 100% true. I swear this is not made up!
So yeah that is bullshit.