Really thats ILLEGAL now online too?

[Hashcurt]

Tickles me what somebody said about the MP5 and the M16 being a more accurate weapon in close quarters. Haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Would love to see you try and fire in a point blank situation on full-auto a full mag of M16. (Bargain price of £3 per mag at CORPSAAM! Go nuts!) It goes all over the shop due to some magical thing called "Recoil" that a quake 3 based game like Call of Duty fails to address. [edit] Hell, back with Medal of Honor they (as 2015) just incorporated the Quake 2 SMG recoil of "make gun go up with shot."[/edit]

MP5's are designed for close quarter combat and unlike the Ingram's and "Gangsta" SMG's they're designed for accurate close quarter fire.

As for myself, been accused of hacking a good few times over the years. Oddly enough not for getting a 10:1 ratio on mp_showdown on COD4 with the M60 (Because the LMG's are just hold in general direction and faceroll on keyboard!.)

Had it on Bad Company 2 for shotgun sniping, and using 870's and the Neostad. Also, for being able to dart and RPG attack helicopters (if I don't get to fly, you don't get to fly!) but seen as I hang around a 0.8 KD ratio I find it hilarious especially when there's people out there with stuff like 20.5

 

[thePyro_13]

CSS, TF2 damn near any game with a sniper. Everyone always says you have to go for the headshot. And yet the danm guns kill no matter where you hit them. All you get for a headshot is a different kill icon. Stuff it. I want them to die, not be impressed by my skill.

The anti-bodyshooters piss me off. Just like anti campers and so on. Its not my fault you thought you were playing a game where your opponent isn't allowed to outsmart you.

return rant;

 

[TheLefty]

I once started a war by politely asking someone to stop singing. The guy closed the match just to put team kill on so everyone could shot me no matter what. Kush 44 was the guys name... needless to say i played less Lost Planet after that.

 

[likalaruku]

Refusing to speak to anyone. But my typing is so slow that by the time I can make a sepsonce, the conversation has moved on. Horray for "keyboard dyslexia."

 

[Booze Zombie]

I was expecting a thread about the new laws in Britain, I shall be honest.
I like mocking my own country when it's being retarded, I do admit.

Now, back on topic... hmm... I do believe some kid told me I "sucked at MW2" because I was currently having an off day (9-12 K/D) whilst he was "going strong" with 5/20 K/D.

I luled.

 

[one_madrak]

Back in the day, I was playing AvP (the first one for the PC) and ALL my friends were the over-powered and practically indestructible Predator, merrily throwing homing discs at my xenomorph ass left and right. Then I sneak up on one of them, drop on him from above, rip his spine out through his back, and he turns to me and calls me a fucking cheater.

Sorry, sir, I wasn't aware that a creature designed for melee and stealth wasn't allowed to carry out a stealth melee attack; I'm terribly sorry I didn't present a better target for your auto-homing disc

-OM

 

[soilent]

back when I played halo, I was a GOD when i got my hands on a ghost, once I got it, game over, I was bitched at soooooooooooooooooooooooooo many times for using a perfectly normal strategy.

 

[McNinja]

I was playing SC2 (beta) last night. The match lasted about 20 minutes and towards the end we threw back their attack on our base with tons of stalkers and a bunch of thors with an army of broodlords and Colossus, then proceeded to counter attack. We then got bitched out by the other team for using a "cheese" strat...

Twenty minutes and they're bitching about you being able to push their attack back and then proceed to counterattack? How is this even remotely considered cheese? (As far as I'm aware, "cheese" usually refers to an unconventional tactic, something you wouldn't normally do.)

speaking of sup com, i got yelled at once when me and my buddies saw a guy on the other team who was obviously ridiculously good, we recognized him from some leaderboard or other, so they sent me because i wasn't very good to go suicide his commander with mine... that actually was kind of a cheese strategy so i won't yell at him for that


i get yelled at for killing people in halo 3 with an assault rifle all the time, especially if they were using a BR... sorry for killing you with the weapon i spawned with?

I own with the Assault Rifle. I pretty much suck with everything else, so I just run up to people while shooting at them, then smack them upside the head, which kills them. I've even done that to people with swords, and that really gets to them.

On topic, I rarely get yelled at, mainly because I don't play online. I have rage quit a Starcraft match because I was about to get owned. And I was playing my brother.

 

[Amnestic]

anc[is]

how much per month do you pay to get this agitated?

I do it all for free. I quit WoW almost a year ago.

 

[Uber Waddles]

/sigh... MW2 rants...

Play the way you want to play. If someone has a problem with it, they can fuck themselves.

Yes; its cool when you no-scope; but its pretty retarded if you miss 80% of your shots to do so. No shame in using a scope.

Kids are angry on CoD when you beat them. So, who cares? There 12, tell them they cant talk till their balls drop. Or mute?

 

[Fr]anc[is]

anc[is]

how much per month do you pay to get this agitated?

I do it all for free. I quit WoW almost a year ago.

Really? ...Respect.

 

[infinity_turtles]

Anytime someone tells me " is for noobs" I respond with "Your mom is for noobs" and a chuckle. Not the most mature response, but it amuses me. Usually this results in some cussing and a rage quit from some idiot. Sometimes it's a bit more entertaining for me though.

"Snipers are for noobs!"
"Your mom is for noobs"
(Said in a very unconvincing voice) "Dude, my mom's dead!"
"Fine, your mom is for necrophiliac noobs"
-
"Hey fuckwad, only noobs use pistols!"
"Hey dickwad, only noobs use your mom!"
*Short silence*
"Yeah, well I fucked your mom last night!"
"I know. She charged you extra."
"*****, that fat slut was rarin' to go for only a quarter!"
"Yeah, like I said, she charged you extra!"

 

[Warforger]

I tend to play in small groups of people, so I don't get as much bitching, and most of the 5-12 year olds aren't dumbasses and ***** about it that I meet, but really some sound so young I wonder how old they are.

 

[McNinja]

anc[is]

how much per month do you pay to get this agitated?

I do it all for free. I quit WoW almost a year ago.

Thats probably a good thing, because by the sound of your previous posts you would've blown a gasket if someone happened to not meet your expectations of what their DPS should have been.

On topic:

Most kids these days can't stand losing. They are basically egotistical and selfish brats who want everyone to appease them. And the reduction of human interaction over XBL only aids in this because there aren't any consequences.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Yelled at for simply, playing by the rules. Halo 3, some kid and his friend were on opposite teams, and they had the need to be allies with each other. So when I kill his friend, he kills me. I am yelled at. I told the kid that his mom needs to give him a spanking for being retarded. That was the last Halo 3 game I ever played. I might go back one day...

 

[superbatranger]

Thinking about it, I can't think of a time someone bitched at me for playing the game the way it was meant to be played. Then again, most of the time, I mute everyone.

 

[masher]

In the same game, someone bashed my friend for first Hard Scoping and then later for Quick Scoping. XP
Had fun showing the lack of logic in his bitching.

 

[ffs-dontcare]

This didn't happen to me, but in WoW, there was this surprisingly intelligent Death Knight who got yelled at (and possibly kicked) because he used Death Grip (which pulls your target toward you and forces it to attack you for 3 seconds) to pull a fleeing mob back into the AoE area. By pulling the mob back to him, he stopped it from alerting more mobs AND the guys in the back were able to continue using AoE to damage it along with all the other mobs being fought.

This is just an example of what today's retarded WoW generation has to offer in terms of group tactics. Apparently, off-tanking isn't allowed.