Really thats ILLEGAL now online too?

[ezeroast]

Using anti tank mines in bfbc2 or having an rpg equipped.

 

[Juven Ignus]

I haven't played any multiplayer games recently apart from a couple of flash games, but I did have a chuckle at this one:

I was playing an Elements PvP game (which is a MtG-like card game) with a Darkness deck based on stealing everything I need from my opponent (health, energy, permanents, etc). Halfway through the game my opponent starts saying stuff like "Steal is for faggots who don't have good cards of their own." It was funny, because indeed his cards were a lot more powerful than mine. The reason I was still beating him with ease was that his deck sucked, since he apparently just took the most powerful cards he had and threw them together without a though about deck balance or synergy. Yeah your cards are great, but that doesn't help you if you don't know how to play the game.

Also, one that happened quite a while ago but that I still get butthurt over. I was playing Guild Wars with my Necromancer and we were at... I don't remember, one of the final missions in Nightfall but not the last one. I had joined a PUG and we were ready to go, so I pinged my build as is customary, so that everyone in the party knew exactly what to expect from me. The group leader then told me that my build sucked and sent me a new one that, according to him, was way better. One look at his build told me that not only was my build more efficient for that particular mission (and in general), I also lacked one or two skills in the lineup he suggested so I couldn't use his build even if I wanted to. The group leader, convinced we'd never win the mission if I didn't use his build, called me a noob and kicked me out of the group. To prove my point, I then proceeded to solo the mission on hard mode with that exact build.

Thank you for showing me that game.

On topic: I was playing MW2 when I got a text. I quickly hid in a corner and pointed my gun at the wall to try to hide. By the time I was done texting I was dead and had a message in my inbox.
DUDE WHAT A CAMPING FAG!!
I explained the situation to him, but never got a message back. Oh well.

 

[MortisLegio]

I got yelled at today for putting a Harrier strike on our last captured point

I put it there so that the enemy(who was trying to take it)would be thinned out enough so we could get the last few points needed to win

did I mention the guy who was yelling had 0 kills and 5 deaths?

 

[Worgen]

I had someone call me a noob in league of legend for flashing away from a turret when I got pulled in by the robot guys claw

 

[The Random One]

Sorry, no. The second you step into an instance you're with 4+ other guys who're all relying on you to do your job as much as you're relying on them to do their job. I don't care if you feel it's "cruel" or "elitist" or whatever, by not doing literally ten minutes of research you are hamstringing and wasting the time of 4 other guys/gals.

Sounds pretty selfish to me.

...It's a game.

A game is something you do for pleasure. If studying strategies for being better at a game gives you pleasure, it's part of the game and you do it. If not, or if it actually detracts from your pleasure because you like to go in new, you don't.

And it doesn't matter because it's a game.

It's a game people play to have fun.

A game.

Although if by not doing a minute thing right you're causing 4 other people to 'waste' their time (as opposed to dilligently employ their time towards a grand goal as usual?) it must not be a very good game.

 

[Pyro Paul]

in a battlefield 2 game, i parked an anti-air craft tank next to a that was at the end of an airstrip, and in my attempts to capture the flag i gunned down aircraft that was taking off. the opposing team raged claiming i was hacking and shooting from across the map.

i found it funny, and even said aloud exactly where i was.
they didn't listen and vote kicked me for being a hacker.

i lolled

 

[newfoundsky]

Happened quite a few years back:

I was playing BF2, because I was rather good at it and enjoyed Karkand, just like everyone else at the time. Playing the same map a few trillion times, truly the only map I enjoyed, to be honest, I was getting rather bored. So I experimented. I drove the USMC tank up the hill near the artillery next to the water, sped down it, flanked the enemies main CP, capped it, and killed the enemy commander.

PB kick: Capping back spawn.

The fuck.

 

[wera193]

i started to play the online splinter cell mode and when i silently killed one of the enemies the guy next to me started to shoot everywhere with a non silent wepon then sent me a message afterward telling me that i did it wrong.WTF?

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Him: FUCK YOU
Me: what?
Him: YOU DONT SHOOT A FUCKING MONGOOSE

And THIS is why I never play halo.

 

[L9OBL]

I have so many of those twelve year old noobs yell at me for pistol whipping (using only pistols) with akimbo 44s and tearing shit up in MW2 or hardscoping or quick scoping or using a regular scope or a thermal just plain kicking their asses with skill. something they don't have. though I do sometimes dick around and PLAY FOR FUN (something video games where invented for) not caring what happens (whoop ass, get mine kicked across the floor etc) and just have sensless fun and still do better then them with their martyrdom/double tap juggernaught/mp40/aa12/etc class. I laugh and shout quotes from various obscure online shows like crazy boris's final fantasy. "YOU SIR ARE A NOOB! Greater than colon hyphen left parenthasis!" lol

 

[Beardly]

Sorry, no. The second you step into an instance you're with 4+ other guys who're all relying on you to do your job as much as you're relying on them to do their job. I don't care if you feel it's "cruel" or "elitist" or whatever, by not doing literally ten minutes of research you are hamstringing and wasting the time of 4 other guys/gals.

Sounds pretty selfish to me.

...It's a game.

A game is something you do for pleasure. If studying strategies for being better at a game gives you pleasure, it's part of the game and you do it. If not, or if it actually detracts from your pleasure because you like to go in new, you don't.

And it doesn't matter because it's a game.

It's a game people play to have fun.

A game.

Although if by not doing a minute thing right you're causing 4 other people to 'waste' their time (as opposed to dilligently employ their time towards a grand goal as usual?) it must not be a very good game.

I quit playing WoW because at some point it stops being a game and starts being a job.

 

[cameron112497]

Remember the rules of gaming

#1. if i get killed by someone else it is they are obvioulsy cheaters, hackers, glitchers, noobs, etc.

#2. If i manage to kill them once out of dying to them 20 times. I have bragging rights about being awesome at the game

#3. Always reply to someone who is either confused, curious, angry, or diplomatic by insulting them, their mother, their religion, their skin color, and their skill.

#4. always "disconnect" so I can pretend i didn't ragequit.

#5 If im using a missile that tracks humans, is a one hit kill, cant be evaded, can fire semi automaticly and has a 20 round clip while at a glitch spot that allows me to shoot behind a wall and i get killed by someone with the weakest weapon in the game. the other person is obviously a noob,a black, and a loser and is using a cheap tactic. However when he does the same thing im doing he is still using a cheap tactic.

#6. If I dont like someone he is obviously either,black ,asian ,or aborigines

#7 When im not insulting a guy to death in an argument about him spawnkilling me twice and he brings up the fact that i spawn killed him for half the match, I have 3 options

A, deny it

B, drown him out with insults

c. ragequit

#8 if my team is doing badly it is obviously everybody but me.

#9 sabotage actually means nuke mode

#10 I My insults should consist almost soley out of the n word.

 

[Estocavio]

I never get those comments because I'm always in a party chat. God I love the party chat.

Party Chat and Private Chat are easily the best things MS ever implemented on XBL.

 

[Superior Mind]

I remember when I started geting yelled at for "bailing". Apparently jumping out of a burning crashing airplane in Battlefield 1942 made me a "bailer", robbing some poor soul of a kill.

Personally I think parachuting from a burning crashing plane would make you, you know, intelligent. Also some of the most epic adventures you can have in that game is when you unexpectedly find yourself in the middle of nowhere and have to try and fight your way back to friendly lines - made all the more fun than by the frustrated bastard who just gunned you down keeps flying past to try and get their "robbed" kill.

 

[zehydra]

NOTE TO EVERYONE:

IGNORE ANYONE WHO SAYS WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS NOOB, BECAUSE EVERY USE OF ANY STRATEGY SOMEWHERE WILL BE CONSIDERED "NOOB" BY SOMEONE.

 

[TxMxRonin]

I was called a camper because I found out one guys strategy of attack on 'Showdown' in COD4. He would literally just run through the courtyard or up the stairs and jump down to the alley way. Every single time. And just about everytime I respawned he was coming around the corner. It happened enough times that I finally would just met him head-on on purpose to kill him. Does that make me a camper if I'm only killing one guy over and over again? He bitched at me in the lobby after the match and when the next game started my connection to the server got interrupted somehow.

Oh, and I was third on my team with, I believe, the most deaths of ALL.

Also, I was often yelled at for using shotguns on CQC maps like 'Vacant' or 'Wet Work'. Not my fault their effective.

 

[Ghost1800]

sooo... you're not supposed to, you know, actually look down a scope now in FPS?

Thank you auto-aim, you've actually managed to change the culture of online gaming...

 

[Tinneh]

Oh **** those 'hard scope!' moaners, that fucking makes me laugh. Most people that play MW2 get really upset if you camp, hard scope, noob tube or generally play the game in a way that they don't like. Just tell them to shut up and mute em.

I know I shouldn't enjoy it, but I love trolling them.

Its even better when they try to kill you with the same ways you killed them, and they fail.
Its just so funny.

If I could make the sound quality translate well through the xbox mic, I would have the heavy's "WAAAAAAAAAAAH, WAAAAAAAAAAAH, CRY SOME MORE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" line on tap.

I do that on Steam all the time!

And while we're on the topic of whiny twelve year olds...

"Entire team is BABIES!"

 

[General BrEeZy]

i can haz snipes?