Reasons you should not have kids.

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I don't have a wife or even a girlfriend, acquiring kids would most likely mean breaking the law.

 

[Spacelord]

I don't have a wife or even a girlfriend, acquiring kids would most likely mean breaking the law.

Yeah, and you'd have to buy a van, AND half a metric fucktonne of candy. Fuck that, man.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

I had ginger hair when I was younger and as a carrier I can't risk passing that gene on and having my children teased in the playground...

ahh they would be teased but when they get older they would be sexy because rd ahir is sexy i know i have it

...Seriously, red hair is such a turn-on for me... A lot of us girls like red hair...

You know what, I'm persuaded. Now I'm going to go out and find a red-haired bride to make our children statistical certainties!

 

[Nostalgia]

Children are black holes where love, money, time, energy and the last shreds of your own youth and optimism all go to die a horrible shit-and-puke-filled death.

Also, the thought of having to be a host for it and then going through all the annoyances and pain of childbirth only turns one off even more.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I have a very. very short fuse, so if I had children I 'm afraid I would hurt them badly... Who knows, I may get better in time

 

[Jezzeh]

I had ginger hair when I was younger and as a carrier I can't risk passing that gene on and having my children teased in the playground...

ahh they would be teased but when they get older they would be sexy because rd ahir is sexy i know i have it

...Seriously, red hair is such a turn-on for me... A lot of us girls like red hair...

You know what, I'm persuaded. Now I'm going to go out and find a red-haired bride to make our children statistical certainties!

You're welcome.

 

[Jezzeh]

I have a very. very short fuse, so if I had children I 'm afraid I would hurt them badly... Who knows, I may get better in time

I have a similar problem... Add that to my list...

 

[Oneirius]

Passing on my genes would be a crime against humanity.

 

[DarkMessiah]

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement has reasons: http://www.vhemt.org/

 

[Kyouran]

Kids area funny as hell but if you don't have the means to raise a child i say that's the best reason not to have a kid.

Gotta agree with this one.

And for those of you saying 'because the world has enough people already', you had damn well better be from China.

 

[TheMatt]

I had ginger hair when I was younger and as a carrier I can't risk passing that gene on and having my children teased in the playground...

You're a good man.

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On topic, who would stop me and my son from climbing the electricity pole? I sure as hell wouldn't.

As for a daughter, my biggest fear would that she would go out and meet a guy like me. I was dangerous at 17. Good looking, and people believed me. I'd kill the little bastard who touched my daughter.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Because vaginas terrify me.

 

[SpikeyKittens8]

Because vaginas terrify me.

Lol. Are post-birth or pre-birth vaginas more terrifying though?

I think post. They look like they've been food processed.

 

[VanityGirl]

People who are semi-retarded in nature (most people) should not breed.
Miss South Carolina should not breed.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Because vaginas terrify me.

Lol. Are post-birth or pre-birth vaginas more terrifying though?

I think post. They look like they've been food processed.

I'm a guy and that still made me go a bit weak around the crotch...

No offense ladies but boy am I glad I'm a boy...

We don't get period cramps, or have to shed uterus lining in our tights or have our genitals torn apart by a human skull.

 

[TopHatTim]

Today i realised that i should never have children due to the fact that i saw no problem in showing a bunch of 12 and 11 year olds 2girls1cup. there is also another bunch of reasons that i cant recall right now but anyway, lets here your reasons as to why you should never have kids.

You're a horrible horrible person.

Its ok i showed a grade 6 class 2 guys 1 horse, the pain olympics, and 1 guy 1 jar.

just look them up.

i fucking dare you.







Im not saying that in a insulting way.

 

[Fairee]

Personally, having never even kissed a guy (and being shit scared by the idea of doing so) I doubt the necessary frolics for having kids are gonna happen anytime soon, if ever......

 

[PhantomCritic]

If they kids in question turn out horribly thanks to the bad parenting. Imagine trying to raise a kid like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA