Reasons you should not have kids.

[Omikron009]

I think young children are the most irritating creatures on the planet, except for possibly puppies. As well, babies are not cute, they are mindless time-suckers that exist only to consume, expel, and steal souls. And yes, I personally have no soul seeing as I hate kids and puppies.

 

[wewontdie11]

I really shouldn't have kids at the minute because I'd name them ridiculous things just for the laughs. It'd be cruel but if they inherit my sense of humour they'll see the funny side of it.

 

[HentMas]

people keep saying children are anoying... well, they are not, i have one, 1 year and 6 months, and in my oppinion (and experience) it depends in how you raise the kid, when my whife was pregnant i remember watching "emergency nun" or whathever that show is called and felt horrified by how the kids behaved, but in the end, the parents were the ones who allowed them to do that...

so saying a kid in general is anoying, well, is blinding yourself the fact that the parents MADE them anoying in my opinion

oh, and the puking and shitting fase?? it doesnt botter you that much once you realize he is your SON, and it doesnt last that much, my kid stopped puking at 3 months, his shit still smells like... well, shit, but that what the gas mask was made for

 

[HentMas]

I really shouldn't have kids at the minute because I'd name them ridiculous things just for the laughs. It'd be cruel but if they inherit my sense of humour they'll see the funny side of it.

my sons name is Sesar (wich here in Mexico is spelled Cesar)

he is going to hate me when he grows up hahaha

 

[wewontdie11]

I really shouldn't have kids at the minute because I'd name them ridiculous things just for the laughs. It'd be cruel but if they inherit my sense of humour they'll see the funny side of it.

my sons name is Sesar (wich here in Mexico is spelled Cesar)

he is going to hate me when he grows up hahaha

That's not a bad one really. Well at least not compared to some of the ones I got floating round...

Say hello to Cadbury Von Fappenhander The Third!

That's right they don't even get my second name.

Or I'd call them Dave but with a silent k at the start and a silent p at the end. Kdavep. 16th century scholars stuck loads of silent letters in words so why can't I!

 

[HentMas]

I like my figure now and do not want saggy boobs, seperated abdominals, hippo feet, a bloated stomach, morning sickness, gaining 30 pounds, childbirth/labor, and the following days dedicated to not getting enough sleep and my breasts becoming self serve restaurants, cleaning oozey baby orfices, and the not to the mention the rest of my life becoming the cook/clean/chaffuer for some whiney brat.

You BOYS just want to wait until you get some stable income? You BOYS want to wait until you buy a nice house in the suburbs? You BOYS looking forward to children? Hmmm? HMMM?

Oh, aincha cute ^^

to be fair, my wife had those same thoughts before she got pregnant, but in the end, as I have an steady JOB, SHE is able to continue her studies and LIVE.

having a child is not an iron ball holding you down, it´s a weapon, a tool to use so that you can better yourselve for said child, hell, forget the last part, you can have your own life having a child even if you care or not care of what your kid thinks about you, and it makes you mature and stronger.

i used to have a piercing in my tonge, i loved my piercing, i just loved it!! two months of pain to be able to withstand that piercing, my son is born and immediatly i took it of... i still have my piercing in my wallet, just to remid me that who i used to be is not "better", just "different" to what i am now

 

[HentMas]

*snip*

well, i did it because his full name is "Sesar Vinicio Vázquez Mar"

and i thought of putting his name in his books and notebooks "S. Vinicio" (wich can be read as Super)

i also want to buy him a "Super Man" suit

and other Super Man stuff

hahahaha

 

[Theophenes]

I had ginger hair when I was younger and as a carrier I can't risk passing that gene on and having my children teased in the playground...

Whaddya talkin' about? Redheads tend to be pretty hot.

Yeah, but we're pariahs at 7. Go frackin' figure.

 

[Theophenes]

I like my figure now and do not want saggy boobs, seperated abdominals, hippo feet, a bloated stomach, morning sickness, gaining 30 pounds, childbirth/labor, and the following days dedicated to not getting enough sleep and my breasts becoming self serve restaurants, cleaning oozey baby orfices, and the not to the mention the rest of my life becoming the cook/clean/chaffuer for some whiney brat.

You BOYS just want to wait until you get some stable income? You BOYS want to wait until you buy a nice house in the suburbs? You BOYS looking forward to children? Hmmm? HMMM?

Oh, aincha cute ^^

That right there is the difference between a BOY and a MAN.

A man is there to hold your hand when you're in pain,your hair when you're puking your guts out, and drive to the store to satisfy the blasted cravings.
My father actually drove 5 1/2 HOURS to fine my mom a green house. Why? Because it was week after Christmas and she wanted strawberries.
I thank god my father is a real man, and not some boy[i/] who'd just freak out and ignore my mom when she was pregnant.

To stay on topic, I'd like to have kids one day, after I find a wife I can actually spend the rest of my life with, a good-paying job so I can afford to feed and school the little ones, and maybe some idea of what this life crap is about. Honestly, though, I'd be just as happy adopting. I just like the idea of having a permanent, lasting, and positive influence on a kid.