Ohoo, we think the same, my friend! That's exactly what I did right after listening to this... Abomination.shrekfan246 said:"Purgatory Dance Party"
Ohoo, we think the same, my friend! That's exactly what I did right after listening to this... Abomination.shrekfan246 said:"Purgatory Dance Party"
Ew... Both Rebecca Black songs are better than that...Kenbo Slice said:Oh god...anything besides Design the Skyline is good.CarrionRoc said:Still not as much of a cancer to music as Design the Skyline is.
For those of you who don't know who they are, here's the abortion that is Design the Skyline:
OT: Her new song is still bad, but it's good compared to Friday.
Thanks for starting the recovery effort, I'll help.badpun said:Meh her new song is am improvement if only because its not longer saturated in autotune but it basically sounds like another forgetable pop song that'll get remixed and be played in clubs everywhere.
To help your ears recover listen to this if you feel like it:
It's catchy, but not terrible. If people want to hate, though, why don't they go hate on Jenna Rose? That girl is an egotistical jerk. Watch her interviews.AvsJoe said:I can't wait to hear this song! As soon as I get a hold of a computer with speakers, I'm gonna listen to it right away. I hope it's as terrible and catchy as the last one!
Honestly? This response is the response we should all be having. I don't understand why we hate her so much.Hagi said:I don't get what's so wrong about it?
Sure, it's not a great song and she's not a great artist. We already knew that.
But she's a 13 year old and she's actually a professional artist. How many 13 year old can say that they're professional artists, even if bad ones?
Let's put that into a video game comparison:
She's a 13 year old making video games. It's a cover-based third person shooter featuring a male Caucasian space marine. Every time you kill an enemy you have to go through a long quick time event or you die. Your space marine can only carry a single weapon at a time. As soon as you duck behind cover you become invulnerable and totally healed. To spice things up there are random additional quick time events that can kill you. You gain an achievement for every single button you press.
Now if you're a sane person there's only one sentence in the above that you paid real attention to: "She's a 13 year old making video games".
She's 13! It doesn't matter if it's good! It's not supposed to be good! Nothing you do at 13 can possibly be 'good' when compared to professional adults! It's not about being good, it's about just doing it!
When I was 13 I spend my time playing video games, watching TV, doing some sports and occasionally paying attention at school. I think I drooled a bit at times. I may or may not have collected pokémon cards.
She's fucking impressive in my book. She's 13 and she's a professional artist. She's 13 and has been on various huge TV shows. What did you do at 13?
Have you ever heard of Brokencyde? They'd be considered an abortion if Design the Skyline was considered the norm. It's THAT bad.Kenbo Slice said:Oh god...anything besides Design the Skyline is good.CarrionRoc said:Still not as much of a cancer to music as Design the Skyline is.
For those of you who don't know who they are, here's the abortion that is Design the Skyline:
OT: Her new song is still bad, but it's good compared to Friday.
Dunno if you've heard, but music can be both.TLS14 said:OT: Please...make this shit just stop...Music should just go back to being a means of artistic talent, and not just something the average teenager does for fun/millions of dollars.
This man speaks sense.SenseOfTumour said:This whole thing reminds me of when Charlie Brooker actually stepped up to defend her, not because he liked it, he hated it, describing it as the first song with less than one note, but accurately making a distinction between 'You can't sing and you have no musical talent, please stop' and 'I hope you die you fat ugly whore'.
That was the worst "song" I've ever heard. I thought Friday was bad... It was like being ear-raped by a rhinoceros. Not like I'm a huge screamo fan, but I'm pretty sure they're doing it wrong.Kenbo Slice said:Oh god...anything besides Design the Skyline is good.CarrionRoc said:Still not as much of a cancer to music as Design the Skyline is.
For those of you who don't know who they are, here's the abortion that is Design the Skyline:
OT: Her new song is still bad, but it's good compared to Friday.
Always good to learn of another person who knows that great band! After all, I can't think of single reason why anyone who would consider themselves to have diverse tastes in music would not know of them, aside from their relative obscurity compared to something like, say, Rebecca Black.TooMiserableToLive said:Ohoo, we think the same, my friend! That's exactly what I did right after listening to this... Abomination.shrekfan246 said:"Purgatory Dance Party"
social torture is playful quips which expose people to something which they dislike then laughing at their reactions. Things like 'rick rolling' people on the internet, humming a tune which gets stuck in peoples heads for the rest of the day, or intentionally doing a yawning gesture which in turn causes them to yawn.SillyBear said:And I think you're being way too dramatic about the whole thing. It's a pretty far stretch to call it torture considering you can just not click on the link. The haters are the ones that made this song so damn popular. If they just ignored it I doubt we would have even heard of it.
I don't even know why you and so many other people are being so melodramatic and ridiculous about it all. It hardly matters.
Gonna thank Pyro Paul for preventing me from double posting, but I just had to respond to this...TLS14 said:Snipbob Snippants
Have you ever heard of Brokencyde? They'd be considered an abortion if Design the Skyline was considered the norm. It's THAT bad.
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