Red Riding hood, Really?

[Cole Sauer]

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

 

[Crazy_Dude]

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

Michael Bay already ruined my childhood nothing can make me forget those horrible Transformer movies.

Also isnt Red Riding Hood directed by the same guy who directed Twilight?

I think I have said enough.

 

[Furioso]

I don't think it will be very good but at the same time, the normal story is about a wolf trying to kill and eat a child and adorable grandmother, can't believe they haven't tried making it a horror thing already

 

[Kratenser]

Try playing "The path", I think that game may have been the inspiration for that film.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Directed by the same guy who directed Twilight indeed.
Also, Brothers Grim.

 

[The_Healer]

You think this will be bad?
Just wait for the sequel.

 

[Rayne870]

Not sure why but I'm actually interested in seeing this movie. And Twilight is bad because of the source material AND the directing, not just the directing.

 

[D Moness]

The red riding hood story has been used for more movies already(even horror-slashers)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adaptations_of_Little_Red_Riding_Hood#Film

Company of wolves is a really good movie btw

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Dude, think about most "fairy tales" out there. Little girl is stalked by a wolf, then is eaten alongside here aging grandmother. A pair of twins get lost in a forest, tricked by a creepy women living along, then eaten. I'm drawing a blank on many of the other fairy tales out there, but when they originally came about they usually weren't to entertain kids. They were made to scare the fuck out of them so they wouldn't do certain things.

Turning them into horror stories is just returning them to their roots.

 

[scarab7]

Dude, think about most "fairy tales" out there. Little girl is stalked by a wolf, then is eaten alongside here aging grandmother. A pair of twins get lost in a forest, tricked by a creepy women living along, then eaten. I'm drawing a blank on many of the other fairy tales out there, but when they originally came about they usually weren't to entertain kids. They were made to scare the fuck out of them so they wouldn't do certain things.

Turning them into horror stories is just returning them to their roots.

I don't have problem with fairy tales into horror, original fairy tales are horror stories. I have issue with the art direction, character dynamic, director. It looks like super natural romance that will lack anything close to "super" natural with shallow romance.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Dude, think about most "fairy tales" out there. Little girl is stalked by a wolf, then is eaten alongside here aging grandmother. A pair of twins get lost in a forest, tricked by a creepy women living along, then eaten. I'm drawing a blank on many of the other fairy tales out there, but when they originally came about they usually weren't to entertain kids. They were made to scare the fuck out of them so they wouldn't do certain things.

Turning them into horror stories is just returning them to their roots.

I don't have problem with fairy tales into horror, original fairy tales are horror stories. I have issue with the art direction, character dynamic, director. It looks like super natural romance that will lack anything close to "super" natural with shallow romance.

Well sure in that case, it probably won't be that interesting to me.

 

[Matt_LRR]

I really want to hate this movie on principle, but it has Gary Oldman in it, so I can't bring myself to do so.

Tho GO wouldn't let me down!

-m

 

[Dags90]

And Twilight is bad because of the source material AND the directing, not just the directing.

Don't forget the painful acting. I think one of the Twilight people is in this.

We've had this thread already though. I think this is the third or fourth one.

 

[Blank Kold]

You ought to reread Little Red Riding Hood as an adult. It's kind of fucked up.

 

[Ghengis John]

You ought to reread Little Red Riding Hood as an adult. It's kind of fucked up.

Yes. Yes it is. Red Riding hood is a good girl. Shit, she's here to help her grandma. I guess the lesson was, good intentions are no shield from harm. Or maybe don't trust strangers. Or maybe "watch your ass in the woods." Heck there's a lot of good lessons there.

 

[DeepComet5581]

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

Sod the movies. What about Rule 37?

 

[Ghengis John]

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

Sod the movies. What about Rule 37?

I'm not going to have that in my google searches so the FBI can flag me thanks.

EDIT: Wait what's rule 37?

 

[DeepComet5581]

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

Sod the movies. What about Rule 37?

I'm not going to have that in my google searches so the FBI can flag me thanks.

EDIT: Wait what's rule 37?

If it exists, there is porn of it.

 

[Epicspoon]

well I love fairy tales and i love them even more when given a dark spin.(go play gretel and hansel on newgrounds) to top it off Little Red Riding hood is my favorite fairy tale but im a little worried that this movie is going to be tainted by the director of twilight.... yeesh talk about a delima

 

[manythings]

You ought to reread Little Red Riding Hood as an adult. It's kind of fucked up.

Yes. Yes it is. Red Riding hood is a good girl. Shit, she's here to help her grandma. I guess the lesson was, good intentions are no shield from harm. Or maybe don't trust strangers. Or maybe "watch your ass in the woods." Heck there's a lot of good lessons there.

Read the old, OLD version. It involves bestiality, sometimes cannibalism and there sure as shit isn't a woodsman to save the day.