Rede$ign the U.S. Dollar: YOUR WAY

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x434343

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OK, let's say you, YES YOU, have been chosen to redesign American currency, including presidents. Who would you put on what bills and coins, and why?

Mine would be:
Penny: Lincoln [Probably a bit too hard to replace this outright]
Nickel: Jefferson [See above]
Dime: Nixon [He gets too little credit, in my opinion. Yes, Watergate, but also defrosting China to the West, SALT I, and the EPA.]
Quarter: Washington [See the Penny]
Half-Dollar: FDR [Um, Great Depression get-out-of deal. Noice.]
Dollar coin: JFK [He's a handsome devil (but the kind of devil you like)]
Dollar bill: Washington [He's happy there.]
2 Dollar Bill: Hamilton [Jefferson needs more credit, Hamilton needs to sat on money.]
5 Dollar Bill: Lincoln [See dollar bill]
10 Dollar Bill: Jefferson [He switched with Hamilton!]
20 Dollar Bill: Reagan [No, screw Old Hickory. He did bad stuff with Trail of Tears. Also, Reagan has a nice haircut.]
50 dollar bill: Teddy Roosevelt [He survives gunshots.]
100 dollar bill: Franklin [Well, duh. We have the phrase "A roll of Benjamins". Be a bit awkward if it became "A roll of Martins" or "A roll of Henrys."]
500 dollar bill: Eisenhower [Because he did General stuff. And fired MacArthur, IIRC]
1000 dollar bill: Armstrong, Collins, and Aldrin [Men on the moon deserve credit.]
5000 dollar bill: Wright Bros. [They made flight.]
10,000 dollar bill: Henry Ford [Because of the Model T, dammit.]


How about you?
 

RanD00M

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I put Liam Neeson on every type of money, for every country. Take that historical/political figures.
 

Azure-Supernova

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Fuck presidents, put Solid Snake on every piece of US currency.

Except the 10,000 dollar bill which should have Big Boss on it.
 

tahrey

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i'd force them over to the euro, and see how long until their brains went pop at suddenly having easily differentiated notes, but impossible-to-tell apart coins and decided to restandardise on GBP or CDN instead
 
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Duke Nukem, Serious Sam, and Teddy Roosevelt on every piece of paper money ever.

And the backdrop would probably be explosions.

And Abraham Lincoln on something that isn't a penny, which is the joke of US currency.

EDIT: After some actual thought, here's what I would do:

Paper money:
$1 George Washington
$2 The Burger King King
$5 Curly of Three Stooges fame
$10 Theodore Roosevelt
$20 Abraham Lincoln with a flamethrower
$50 Bugs Bunny
$100 Duke Nukem

Coins
Penny: Micky Mouse
Nickel: Mark Twain
Dime: Ron Perlman
Quarter: Superman
Half Dollar: Charlie Chaplin

I'd also make the each dollar bill thicker/thinner or larger/smaller for the benefit of the blind. Perhaps both.
 

Jedamethis

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That is all.

Bu seriously, I've no idea. Knowing bugger all about American money and that...
 

sarge1942

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every coin gets the Queen (of england), just cause that's bound to tick some people off, then their bills get abraham lincon on all of them, because abraham lincon was awesome. in seriousness, probabally just put like animals and symboles on them, that way in the future people might actually understand what they mean rather than "some old guy".
 

SimuLord

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Paksenarrion said:
I hear bottle caps are gaining on the dollar...
These days pocket lint is gaining on the dollar.

On topic, I'd take presidents out of the equation entirely. Since America's already sliding toward Idiocracy, why not take the next step:

Coins will feature cartoon characters:
1c: Jerry Mouse
5c: Daffy Duck
10c: Woody Woodpecker
25c: Bugs Bunny
50c: Mickey Mouse

Bills will feature:
$1: Arnold Schwarzenegger
$2: The Burger King
$5: Ronald McDonald
$10: Bob's Big Boy (those of you who have never been to New Jersey, think the mascot guy on the sign in Paradise Falls)
$20: Colonel Sanders
$50: Batman
$100: Superman
 

Danzaivar

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I'd change the colours, not by much but just so you could how much money is in your pocket without needing to thumb through it all.
 

x434343

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SimuLord said:
$10: Bob's Big Boy (those of you who have never been to New Jersey, think the mascot guy on the sign in Paradise Falls)
New Jersey, Detroit, or California. It's delicious.