Regrets after a night out
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i went to Leeds music festival in England and on one of the mornings that i woke up in my tent, after a night of heavy drinking, i had written on my hand " text me if your ok" alongside a number haha.I have pretty much no recolection of that night but found it hilarious in the morning
Er, I think what they're getting at is that most people have a horror story to tell. I mean, that's the point of the topic, isn't it?Muspelheim said:
People who don't use any such substances inevitably don't have to worry about the consequences. And hell, those consequences could even be good; I'm not going to claim my rationality has always been a close pal of mine. But those are never the stories you hear, so one's probably making a wise decision to assume they won't be the exception, should it come down to that.
As for me, I've done things I regret intensely. Not "on a night out", since that's not my kind of thing, but otherwise, yeah. Incidentally, most of them are more depressing than funny, since I don't drink, and thus was always acting on a more or less clear head.
Pretty much getting pissed off my face at a friends house party. Not because I broke anything or violated anyone, but because I FELL ASLEEP FOR HALF OF IT! Plus I woke up the next morning, sick as a dog and ended up spending the rest of that day at my friend's while my girlfriend took care of me. Not entirely pleased with myself. But I'm more disappointed that I missed one of my other friends saying 'left ball, right ball, PEYNIS!' whilst pissed.
Most other times, I never regret things that happen at parties. I just come out with some pretty funny stories.
Most other times, I never regret things that happen at parties. I just come out with some pretty funny stories.
Apparently I once tried (and, if my friends are to be believed, almost succeeded in) chatting up a woman more than twice my age, fortunately her daughter was there to put a stop to that.
...worse still, I didn't even realize I was doing it, I was just being polite! D=
I once had a... somewhat loud... discussion with a girl who might have been someone I had a crush on, that is to say, I knew I had a crush on her, I just wasn't sure it was her I was shouting at. It sort of looked like her, but people kind of look the same when you're drunk, you know?
...worse still, I didn't even realize I was doing it, I was just being polite! D=
I once had a... somewhat loud... discussion with a girl who might have been someone I had a crush on, that is to say, I knew I had a crush on her, I just wasn't sure it was her I was shouting at. It sort of looked like her, but people kind of look the same when you're drunk, you know?
Basically this. However replace "celebrate coming back to plymouth after christmas vacation" with "work's night out", and "one of my friends" with "my (female) boss".Doclector said:
That was a good night.
Probably the worst is me receiving oral from a lady (whom I normally wouldn't be interested in, she's reeeeaaaaally not my type) in front of my boss and almost all of my co-workers, along with a few strangers. Must say, if I wasn't hammered beyond belief (it was my birthday, and for what it's worth, it was the aforementioned co-workers who were forcing drinks down my gullet all night), I likely would've passed out from the sheer awkwardness of it all.
And I've probably already said too much.
And I've probably already said too much.
Aside from having sex with a friend at 2010>2011 NYE and her breaking my back from having sex on a concrete floor, nothing yet.
Perhaps it's the Irish in me, but I will threaten anybody of any size. My entire life I got beat up, and the one thing I learned from it is that people respect the man who tries. Despite being slim...I don't want to say skinny, but it might fit...I do not tolerate intimidation. Threaten me, and you'll quickly find I'll do the exact thing you threatened me not to. In your situation...yeah. I'd probably say something similar.AngloDoom said:
Heh, a big guy I knew gave up punching me for smart comments. I asked why he didn't hit me anymore, and he said 'Because I know it won't help'.
Went to a friend's hose, let's call him "Mark". We decided to combine vodka shots with Monopoly. When we ran out of vodka, we used some German stuff and/or some concentrated apple-flavoured stuff. Not fun >.>
See, my entire life I've never gotten beaten up. The only fights I've ever gotten into are ones where I couldn't avoid them, or it's someone else at stake. I'd much rather swallow my pride and walk home with my friends then risk something escalating to a point where it gets out of control. Ignoring somebody who's acting like an idiot is preferable to a brick to the back of the head, a knife between the ribs, or a friend of mine getting dragged into something because of my poor choices.Thyunda said:
Whatever works for you works for you, but personally for me I've been in the position where the only thing stopping people from getting hurt - or worse - was my level-headedness. That sort of ideology just wouldn't work for someone like myself whose concern lies with the people around him.
Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm never angry. I just prefer any violence to be focussed around me, because I know I can take it. There was an incident at school when a load of the 'popular' kids ganged up on a fellow outcast. I say fellow outcast, he was more outcast than me, because we'd grouped together and he just wasn't interested.AngloDoom said:
Anyhow, one of the more...notorious guys started pushing him, and the kid pushed back. A circle forms, everyone's jeering, and my friend was getting all excitable about the prospect of this greasy kid getting battered. I didn't want to see this, the whole thing was unfair, so I came between them and told the tough guy 'that's enough'. Fuck knows what I thought would happen, but I didn't expect him to shrug and saunter away, taking the crowd with him.
Grateful outcast was grateful, of course. So grateful, his gratitude overwhelmed him and he pushed me out of the way to go sulk somewhere.
I ended up jamming the RB button on my brand new controller a few times ago when I drank. My friends (who still don't think I've ever drank in my life), thought I was having a stroke or something because I made absolutely no sense and was playing like hilarious garbage in MW2 search and destroy, publicly stating that I would never kill anyone and running up right next to the enemies, trying to get to know them.
Luckily for me, I'm a very friendly drunk. I wanna meet everybody and get to know them, and I'm social as shit and don't really care what anyone thinks of me, which is the polar opposite of my normal everyday self. Basically, only good things happen because of it.
So... nothing really. I did end up letting some girl know that she was a rebound and I had still been attracted to her friend because she tried taking advantage of me on Facebook, though I never really did care about that for some reason.
So... like I said. Only good things. Weed on the other hand... Scary experiences with weed. I find that I hate being around people when I'm high.
Also, never had a hangover. I've puked a few times, but never had a hangover.
Luckily for me, I'm a very friendly drunk. I wanna meet everybody and get to know them, and I'm social as shit and don't really care what anyone thinks of me, which is the polar opposite of my normal everyday self. Basically, only good things happen because of it.
So... nothing really. I did end up letting some girl know that she was a rebound and I had still been attracted to her friend because she tried taking advantage of me on Facebook, though I never really did care about that for some reason.
So... like I said. Only good things. Weed on the other hand... Scary experiences with weed. I find that I hate being around people when I'm high.
Also, never had a hangover. I've puked a few times, but never had a hangover.
I don't want to get drunk enough to lose any control. But a few beers doesn't hurt, only makes you relax. I tend to be the "caretaker" for a better word when I am out. Trying to stop my friends from making anything too stupid.
However to add some value to my post, I can share some stories about a few of my friends.
Once when I was out with one of them, he starts speaking fake Norwegian with an elder couple. However once he realised they were from Denmark he started to speak fake danish instead.
Being from southern part of Sweden, it was both hilarious and a tad shameful.
Another guy. He accidentally dropped his iPhone into concrete floor, successfully cracking the display. He puts it into his pocket, while several moments later starts yelling and accusing people for damaging his phone.
It amazes me sometimes. The attention-span and short-therm memory on drunk people seem to be at the same level as my 2 1/2 year old niece. Meaning, if they get upset simply dangle something in front of them and all is fine.
However to add some value to my post, I can share some stories about a few of my friends.
Once when I was out with one of them, he starts speaking fake Norwegian with an elder couple. However once he realised they were from Denmark he started to speak fake danish instead.
Being from southern part of Sweden, it was both hilarious and a tad shameful.
Another guy. He accidentally dropped his iPhone into concrete floor, successfully cracking the display. He puts it into his pocket, while several moments later starts yelling and accusing people for damaging his phone.
It amazes me sometimes. The attention-span and short-therm memory on drunk people seem to be at the same level as my 2 1/2 year old niece. Meaning, if they get upset simply dangle something in front of them and all is fine.
The first time I had a real experience with alcohol, I ended up drinking around 7-8 shots of whiskey, about half a bottle of wine, and roughly 4-5 beers.
I will leave the rest to your imagination.
I will leave the rest to your imagination.
I'm a pretty good drunk so I don't end up doing anything stupid other then texting people I love them.
I am missing a day of life due to a horrible combo of pills that I took.
I am missing a day of life due to a horrible combo of pills that I took.
Things I regret......
Having a shot of something, don't remember what exactly, poured into my nose. Yeah that fucking burned alot.
Not taking that very fine lady home with me. I'm a gentleman i guess.
Crawling in bed with that psycho *****...... I'm also an idiot.
Never regreted a hangover because i've never had one, no matter how much or what i drink, guess i'm just lucky that way.
Having a shot of something, don't remember what exactly, poured into my nose. Yeah that fucking burned alot.
Not taking that very fine lady home with me. I'm a gentleman i guess.
Crawling in bed with that psycho *****...... I'm also an idiot.
Never regreted a hangover because i've never had one, no matter how much or what i drink, guess i'm just lucky that way.
Not really any regrets I seem to have a very powerful subconscious that triggers when I get close to having sex with a complete stranger. I was once in bed with someone, clothes were off we were about to then, I just stopped put on my clothes and left. She wasn't bad looking ether, just something about it. Perhaps the risks of diseases and pregnancy scares the crap out of me.
I've done my share of whored out make out sessions. Much of that I regret now. But at least I've always woken up alone after drinking all night.
I've done my share of whored out make out sessions. Much of that I regret now. But at least I've always woken up alone after drinking all night.