Regrets after a night out

[ramboondiea]

haha, seeing this thread name brought back a feeling of nostalgia, embarrassment and put a massive smile on my face.

god i dont think i could honestly write everything down, both due to a word limit and probably because of legal issues haah.

woken up 3 towns away.
woken up with numbers or marks and couldnt even put a face letalone a name to them.
looked at my phone and discovered i had sent a lot of text that i shouldnt. however i would and have done it again and again and again haha
i have agreed to loads of crazy crap which i then have to uphold. rock climbing and canoeing is not fun hungover.
i have ruined too many good friendships and relationships because of a drunken night out, and this is probably my only real regret.
i have used women when drunk usually because i am not in a good mood, which is the opposite of how i really am (also a real regret).
i have been in my fair share of fights and i think i am still banned from a couple place in liverpool.
i have been stopped by cops for walking round with nothing but a towel...which wasnt necessarily used to cover anything

 

[FamoFunk]

I'm part of the, shagging some things you later regret group.

I also told someone that really, really annoyed me I liked them (I really, really didn't) cue literally 12 Months of harassment because they think they have a chance.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

4 glasses of Bacardi Cola and 1/3rd of normal Bacardi isn't really fun when you are 15.

Ofcourse I got filmed during my drunken mood. And ofcourse on of my friends had to send it to the rest so the entire school could enjoy them.

It surely wasn't fun to keep hearing about that one night for an entire school year.

 

[winginson]

When drunk I constantly, as Love FAQ put it, stick it in the crazy. Luckily whilst my drunk self looses the ability to avoid needy/manipulative/druggie/crazy women, I still keep the ability to always use a condom (even when they say I won't get any if I do wear one), I always convince them to do it around their place, and I don't give them my mobile number. Coupled with the fact I live a few miles from the town I usually go out in means I haven't had any crazy issues come home.

I physically cannot drink enough beer to get drunk, so I have to be properly on the spirits to get drunk. There is only one thing I have ever regretted while drunk. There was a girl I liked at college and she invited to a party. I ended up sleeping with another girl. The girl I liked was hot, the girl I slept with was... I have a mental block. The girl I liked had invited me to the party because she wanted me to make a move on her.

I've done loads of crazy shit, buts thats the only one that properly made something bad happen. All the others the bad stuff was just part of the fun, not something that hurt people.

 

[Andalusa]

Going out. Not because of a hangover, I always drink more than a litre of water before I go to bed, but because I never really have a good time when I'm out. While I'm at my friends, pre-drinking and getting ready, I love it. The first half hour at the club is fun, because we're inside with drinks and people, dancing and chatting.
And then we go out for a cigarette and shit kicks off. A girlfriend will run into her ex and start pining after him or having a go at him. Someone will just wander off, or drink too much and get sick.

 

[Random berk]

First year of my study we were touring pubs with several students. Someone had heard of my hobby (kickboxing) and explained he'd heard that if you had a trained kick, and had done endurance training for your shins, you could shut out a lamp post. He claimed he'd seen it done in a documentary.

A little alcohol-induced bravery further a deal was made, if I managed it, the entire group would pay a drink for me (times number of students = more free drinks than I can handle for a night).

There was a rather flimsy looking lamp post nearby, basically a round sheet of aluminium that could already move in place a little. The first try failed, but didn't hurt too bad, so the next kick I went all out. True enough, the lamp post shook, the light went off, and remained off for some 20 seconds.

Yay, free drinks. I spent the rest of the night on the more expensive stuff without paying a penny for any of it. Great. 'Wow, he's crazy tough'-looks from girls as a bonus.


Well, not so great. It already began to hurt during the rest of the evening, but when I woke up my shin was hurting bad, even walking was like someone grabbed the bone inside my leg and twisted it, and it stayed that way for two more days, and any impact on it during training also hurt for the next three weeks. I think I may have made a crack in the bone or something.

By far the most stupid think I've ever done, that I should've known better about.

A friend of mine was telling me about a guy from his mountaineering club who tried this. However, being batshit crazy, he tried to do this to thirty lampposts in a row. And he wasn't kicking them, he was headbutting them. Knocked a fair few of them out too.

Myself, I've never done anything I particularly regret after a night out. I have had a fair few stupid or hilarious nights though. One that springs to mind was when my brother was picking me up from a party after he'd been playing airsoft. I called him inside for a few cokes and a laugh. Eventually my friend (the same one from mountaineering actually) and I took turns standing in a doorframe with only light shirts on, while my brother unloaded his Glock at us. (My friend has done that with some extra stupid attached, as he was shirtless and it was a sniper rifle). It proved to be a popular spectacle and we ended up throwing thunderflash grenades into the fields, and one guy grabbed my brothers submachine gun and started firing at my feet. Funnily, the most traumatic experience of the night happened to someone else, and didn't involve a gun of any kind. There was a very bloody bedsheet though.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Worst moment of my life? Waking up naked in a house full of guys I didn't even know and seeing my girl curled up with someone else. God, I wanted to kill them all and myself for being so stupid. But I went on and I'm good now.

Well, a little strange maybe...

[sub][sub]Moo! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE&feature=related][/sub][/sub]

Taken from a different thread but yeah, I regretted that night. Even sobered up for a period, if you can believe that.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

SNIP

Spoiler: Unrelated but...

[HEADING=2]Dat Avatar.[/HEADING]

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

Most recently I got drunk in one of the building in my college, had to be removed from it by one of the security staff, somehow managed to walk the mile back to my flat, (those last two I don't remember, but my friends tell me that's what happened), and woke up with the room covered in vomit and my roommate shouting at me to clean it up. I haven't gone near vodka since.

 

[KingHodor]

One fine morning, my brother followed a trail of bloody handprints along the staircases and corridors leading up to his buddy's apartment. Apparently, said buddy had, on his way home after some heavy drinking, experienced an irresistible urge to sneeze while propping himself against a wall, and so inadvertently bashed his head against it at high speed, resulting in a superficial yet profusely bleeding wound (which ended up in a neat trail of bloody handprints on the wall, since intoxication and concussion combined make bipedal locomotion even more challenging)

If that and the hangover wasn't enough to give our unlucky buddy regrets, he sure regretted it when the police showed up that morning, and my brother had to exercise the utmost discipline not to repeatedly burst out laughing during the cops' serious murder investigation-spiel.

 

[Sangreal Gothcraft]

Well....waking up naked next to naked hot girl and not Remembering it that is my only regret NOT remembering any of it! I hate it when that happens.. "Gah ...Oh hi there....who are you, Girl:"Me I'm *So and so*....did we..? Me: I don't remember. Girl"neither do i but i'm a bit sore" Me: okay..*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I only regret things for a day or two... THen I add them to the list of entertaining things I do when drunk!

Recently: Kissing a dude on New year because there wern't enough girls around, and he was dressed as Big Ben!

Dropping the C bomb when refering to an ex in a status update... forgetting I hadn't deleted her mum or her friends yet...

Paying a tramp to play me a song on his guitar, and then paying him again to stop because he was shit! (Also, and easy way to lose 10 quid!)

Ending up in a Nigerian Bar in Warsaw, where I had a great time with the owners, and finally got a picture take with me and a mate kissing the cheeks of the owners mother! She didn't speak much English, but she looked like she loved the photo!

Loudly ranting to some Danish Girls I had just met in a cafe about how much Harry Potter sucks... Unfortunately drinking until 0400, and getting up at 0630 doesn't sober you up enough to function properly... I also no't think they were impressed... they did think I was hillarious though... Seems they thought I was joking! I WASN'T! THE BOOKS DO SUCK!

Regretted all of those at first... But hell no! Not now! (The photo pne was only a regret because I was tagged on facebook, and it was very dificult, and slightly awkward, to explain!)

 

[JasonKaotic]

Waking up in hospital wasn't very fun. That's pretty much my only post-night out experience.
So needless to say, I'm kind of put off now.

 

[Spoonius]

I ate my undies.

Well, a bit of them anyway.