Well since every girl I know either betrays me or thinks I'm gay, I was thinking about becoming a murderer psycopath.
Relationship Success Thread
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Ahh I remember that moment. I think every 'first day of the relationship' is like the best day of your life. Congrats! Well my current gf and I are approaching our 1 year anniversary and so far haven't fought or even disagreed; best relationship I've ever hadnunqual said:
my last relationship lasted two weeks before she stopped talking to me. she may have even changed her phone number.
As long as your best friend doesn't have a large hairy buddy who only speaks in grunts, everything should work out fine.Paksenarrion said:
And hey, at least you got to meet your dad. I was raised by my mom and had to design a computer program to keep me company. And I had to work at a garage from a very young age just to help my mom make ends meet. Then, some creepy old guy comes along and wants to adopt me, and my mom says it's okay. Like, WTF mom?!
I picked up my current girlfriend at an ice cream shop. We spent the next night together. That was two years ago. You just gotta have confidence and not be dejected when she says no. It happens. More girls are gonna say no than yes. I feel for all you guys who can't connect with women. My buddy is the same way. He is 24 and hasn't had a girlfriend in 8 years. But, he doesn't let it get him down, either. In the last year he has had sex with a hotel front desk clerk, a threesome with two strippers, the 2008 MuchMusic hottie next door, a bikini model that happened to be his boss's daughter, a little person (he still hears about that one), and a couple of medics. And, like my other buddy says, if you can't get a date, get a nurse. Guys, the really hot ones, never get approached by nice guys. So, sack up and go talk to that hottie. Be open, be honest, be yourself. I know, I am an average guy and I date hotties.
-sigh-Jark212 said:This picture easily sums up my success in relationships:
I feel your pain...
Ot:Can't say I have had much success with girls. The first girl I kissed was my first girlfriend and she cheated on me with...about.. i believe it was about 20 guys. Possibly more.
Someone recently said I was cute, but I don't know if they were serious. And it was in response to one of those Facebook apps.
Yay?
Yay?
I said this was a bad idea for a thread on the last thread of this type, although it is great your happy, many people will find you creating a thread about it annoying and almost rubbing it in their faces in some cases, so congratz from me, but others may be bitter or spiteful
Hmmm i suppose you could call it a success. About 2 days ago lost my virginity. Was freaking awesome, ofc i sucked at it but hell I'm happy I shared it with someone I'm not going to regret, being close friends; and luckily having no feelings of awkwardness after-wards. Probably be a couple soon seeing how well we get on and all.
Thanks to it, my self esteem is no longer rock bottom I finally have confidence to do whatever; now that I know I need'nt be so scared. Basically fuck yeah.
Thanks to it, my self esteem is no longer rock bottom I finally have confidence to do whatever; now that I know I need'nt be so scared. Basically fuck yeah.
how do i find this picture so goddamn relatable?Jark212 said:This picture easily sums up my success in relationships:
Does she have a sister?hyperhammy said:
I feel like that sums up my current situation rather succinctly.