Relationships! Please do tell....

[Kud]

My girlfriend expressed an interest in having five children.

Five.

Children.

Spoiler

OT: As for me my current girlfriend is great and I love her to bits, but my previous girlfriend was weird.

She was really really attractive, like seriously, she was a model, that's how hot she was, but then I found out she was pregnant.

With some random's baby.

And she wanted me to be the father.

And I am 16.

I got my ass out of there real quick.

 

[sabbat]

I met a girl about four years ago. We had moved in togeather, had got engaged (not in that order). Then she started "changing". I slowly came to realise that she hadn't changed at all. The girl I had fell in love with was a fabrication. Still, I stayed with her, thinking that I could change her (This isn't one of those love them for who they are things, either. Because of her abusive personality, I ended up needing councilling.) Two years ago, I decided I couldn't live like that. People say that only recently have I been my old self again.

 

[sabbat]

What kind of relationships are we talking about? I've had all kinds of relationships...

My most horrific, girl told me she was pregenant. Found out she wasnt. I left.

Been there before. Tip: If it don't make sense, it ain't happening. Figured out rather quickly, either someone else was the daddy, or she was lying. She was definately lying.

 

[child of lileth]

One time someone I was dating at the time cut me off in the middle of a sentence so they could say I was calling them fat, and tried to stab me right after.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

I'm dating a schizophrenic, you wanna hear some horror stories?
Well actually she's pretty damn great, I don't have much bad to say. Honestly though my relationships with people in general always seem rather rocky, or just exceptionally weird. Relationships with friends tend to be worse for me, I don't know why, maybe I'm just socially retarded.

 

[Limzz]

Freshman year high school I was good friends with this girl and we starting going out. After a week she went and hooked up with this kid I was kinda friends with, so me and his girlfriend fucked to spite them. BOOYA. But yeah lol, my most interesting relationship story is from freshman year in high school, everything else is pretty standard.

 

[sabbat]

I've been with my girlfriend since I was 15. I'm now 22, if I were to recall every funny, sad etc story we'd be here all day. The one that sticks out though is this one. Me and my lady were play fighting and she raised her fist to hit me. I said "Go on then" In a sort of mocking tone. I wish I hadn't said that. Right hook, right across the face, bloody good punch. I couldn't be angry after that one, especially since she couldn't believe she did that herself.

Seven years? Well done, mate.

 

[Reenix]

My worst sounds relatively tame. It was with one of my exes back in 2008 - we'd just got back from the shop with loads of new bras and thongs (for her, obviously ¬_¬) and she decided to act on her obsession with the Rocky Horror Picture Show. By making me try on the stuff. Photos went on Bebo, but the worst part was her dad walking in on the whole thing.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I'm kinda chasing this girl right now. Met her about three months ago, we really hit it off. We get each others refferences. Yeah, sure you both physical opposites. I.E, she's only up to my chest, she's hispanic and she died her bangs turquois. (Fuckin' awesome BTW) But it's working, we've already gone out once and we'll be going out again soon. :3

 

[Reenix]

I'll give you £10 (that's $3,800,000) if you call her 'chiquito' on your next date.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

So in my last relationship, I spent a good deal of time Matrix-style dodging "I love you" like a bullet. I realize that makes me the horrible person, but we had only been together a couple months and he had the "White house with white picket fence" thing sparkling in his eyes.

 

[Reenix]

White House? Were you dating the president? D:

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

White House? Were you dating the president? D:

Smartass.

 

[Reenix]

White House? Were you dating the president? D:

Smartass.

Gotta keep the mind sharp at 2AM with an exam coming up.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

White House? Were you dating the president? D:

Smartass.

Gotta keep the mind sharp at 2AM with an exam coming up.

Totally understandable.

 

[Dogstile]

I had an emotionally abusive and manipulative boyfriend who was also a compulsive liar.


Do I get a cool story bro?

You do if you're also a dude.

I had a girlfriend who liked sucking blood...

 

[AMX58]

your asking too much for this guy I ain't saying anything oh wait I already did

 

[NordicWarrior]

I am engaged to a girl a dated twice in college (for a total of about 3 months both times). The second time I dumped her I wanted to play the field (I had just got out of a 2 year relationship with someone else).

She said she would wait for me, and I took her for granted and she moved on. We stopped talking a few months after that. She dated and 6 years later got married to a man she didn't love, and had a child with him. I knew as soon as she told me she moved on that I had made the biggest mistake of my life.

Thanks to facebook, we got back in touch and I found out she was miserable in her marriage. She would have their daughter sleep in bed so there was no romance. She had just given up on being happy. I took a shot and told her how I felt. We started dating a year ago and we got engaged on our 1 year anniversary.

I am madly in love with her and her daughter.

 

[Reenix]

"Thanks to facebook, we got back in touch and I found out she was miserable in her marriage." "She would have their daughter sleep in bed so there was no romance." "I took a shit and told her how I felt." "I am madly in love with her and her daughter."

[Doctor Who mode] What.

 

[Bob the zombie]

I have one that i find sort of tragic that i am still getting over with to date. When I first moved to Blank, TX at the age of 6, i met a girl named Megan(she was 1 year younger than me) when we first saw each other we instantly became friends. we would always play outside and play random games on the game cube ( I think it was Sonic adventure 2 battle ). Then when i turned 13 she moved out of the neighborhood and into an apartment complex.she has barely spoken to me since. now she hangs out with a giant muscular black guy who mostly everyone but me and some others and again, barley speaks to me(I'm not a racist, OK?). Looking back at these memories makes me feel like she was just using me as entertainment for when she was bored. does this sound like a good relationship story ?