"Release the Kraken!" and the ways it makes everything better

[Roganzar]

I have come to the conclusion that use of the phrase "Release the Kraken!" will make anything better. Regardless of whether its Laurence Olivier or Liam Nesson saying the line it will improve just about any sitiuation or movie.
I'm looking for any situations in which saying "Release the Kraken!" will make things far more awesome.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

If your Ship is being attacked and you have a trained Kraken at the ready?

 

[Jaranja]

Funeral.

Someone just said a speech, you go up there and "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

 

[sokimit]

Is it weird that I was just thinking the same thing yesterday at the movies?

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

Losing in an online match... "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then the sounds of enemy death in the distance.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

...What?...really? You made a thread about this?
This thread is stupid I'm gonna have to rep-RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Whenever FOx News or Politicians make some kind of big speech. "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" and the speech is over.

 

[Irridium]

Must... not... make fun... of Internet Kraken...

It could be used as a sex joke.

Release the Kraken!
In this case the Kraken would be the penis.

 

[Chester41585]

During intimate situations. Always appropriate.

 

[Mr. Socky]

This is the BEST. THREAD. EVAR!

Unless it was a "Release the Llama". I think that would be slightly better.

 

[Charley]

For those of you a lil older, "Release the Kraken" should be yelled before John Humphries or Jon Snow interview anybody.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Right before you are about to get into a fight with a bunch of dudes. Hold your hand up in the air as you do it.

OR

When you are in a busy public bathroom. Walk up to the urinal and scream it at the top of your lungs. And then resume pissing like nothing happend.

 

[RebelRising]

An opposing nation has launched all it nukes on a trajectory course for your country. The best counter-offensive?

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

 

[ZeroVex]

During a protest rally. Once a speaker gets finish you show up in a police uniform and use a megaphone scream out RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

 

[Vrex360]

"Happy Birthday!!"

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!"

 

[Charley]

"I pronounce you guilty... now, RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

 

[S.R.S.]

Is this a meme now?

It's your results... You're pregnant!

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Where are those condoms... RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

I just got a vasectomy today... RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

 

[silver wolf009]

The new axis powers have taken up the old goal of its predasecors the presidents response,"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!"

 

[Lord_Panzer]

"Now, I don't wana have ta release the Kraken, but you cut me once more, Mr. Hot Shot Barber and see what happens to ya."