"Release the Kraken!" and the ways it makes everything better
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You, sir, made me laugh.Irridium said:
OT: "We're all out of toilet paper." "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Oh great, now I'm going to be saying this all week at school.
[small]It's gonna be awesome.[/small]
[small]It's gonna be awesome.[/small]
Great thread, or greatest thread?
"Now you see, Mr. Bond, nothing can stop me now!"
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
"Now you see, Mr. Bond, nothing can stop me now!"
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
CPL Dunn: What are we gonna do man? Shits falling form the sky, russians got us outnumbered-
SGT Foley: RELEASE THE CRACKEN!
And that's how WW3 ends.
SGT Foley: RELEASE THE CRACKEN!
And that's how WW3 ends.
You know, I do believe I shall use this line just before Escapism Sydney 2010 advances to join the Zombie Marchmarch. Why? Because what better way to kick off a protest against Atkinson's habitual condescension than by screaming awesome and fantastical nonsense? There shall be more concentrated epic! MORE!
The benefit of such phrases cannot be underestimated. It's like "in my pants" for song titles, "Of DOOOOOM" for any kind of object and "High Overlord of The Universe" for people, ferrets and NPCs.
The benefit of such phrases cannot be underestimated. It's like "in my pants" for song titles, "Of DOOOOOM" for any kind of object and "High Overlord of The Universe" for people, ferrets and NPCs.
You could rig the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song to play, too. Makes making out or sex so much epic.Chester41585 said:
During the closing credits of every theatrical showing of Clash of the Titans. During the opening titles of every theatrical showing of Clash of the Titans. After selling a ticket to someone going to see Clash of the Titans. Whenever anyone anywhere mentions Clash of the Titans. To Liam Neeson as he walks down the street. Write it on signs and stand outside news stations who use those giant windows during broadcasts. Or hold it up on signs at EVERY sporting event.
C'mon internet, let's run this f--ker into the ground! Release the kraken!
C'mon internet, let's run this f--ker into the ground! Release the kraken!
I mean, Liam Nesson said it. He is an awesome actor and has good vocals. He can say nearly everything and make it sound good. For example; everything he said in Star Wars EP1 sounded good and nearly tangable when coming from him.
"Release the Kraken" is the new "This is Sparta" and "This is Maddness!" line that shall undoubtedly be taken out of context by every high school football team who thinks that they have a pair and need to show them off.
Also, when on a bus, or a crowded area, shout "Release the Kraken" before farting really, really hard. Make sure that it echoes too. You don't want to look like a complete moron while standing in the bus. Make sure they know what doom is coming after you shout the phrase.
"Release the Kraken" is the new "This is Sparta" and "This is Maddness!" line that shall undoubtedly be taken out of context by every high school football team who thinks that they have a pair and need to show them off.
Also, when on a bus, or a crowded area, shout "Release the Kraken" before farting really, really hard. Make sure that it echoes too. You don't want to look like a complete moron while standing in the bus. Make sure they know what doom is coming after you shout the phrase.
