"Release the Kraken!" and the ways it makes everything better

[Deleric]

I like this one the best. No raised voice or weird inflection. Just flip it into a sentence then carry on like nothing has happened.

That's what I was going for, thanks. It'd be kind of like that scene from Spiderman 2, where he has to use the elevator with the suit on.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I shall now proceed to write a song that shouts that song in the chorus. I don't know anything else, but it will do that.

Somebody beat you to it, I'm afraid.

 

[zehydra]

Oh honey, could you release the Kraken when you get home? He's been waiting for you to take him outside all day.

 

[Miniges]

"Joey, It's not that I don't love you, I'm just not IN love with you."
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN"

 

[world_of_dragons]

The little bastards at your job giving you hell?

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

 

[Oldmanwillow]

All hail the PC gamer master race. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

 

[Generator]

See, like I said there is no situation that RELEASE THE KRAKEN does not improve.

Damn, you're absolutely right. I can't think of a single situation that yelling "Release the Kraken!" wouldn't dramatically improve. I assume it would be especially effective at breaking awkward silences.

By the way, epic, EPIC topic.

 

[Blanks]

Batman: "Quick robin get the shark repellant"
Robin: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

Sony: "mmmyes the PS3 is on the rise in popularity, now all we must do is crush the competition"
Minion: "but sir how will we beat Microsoft?"
Sony:*intense music* "Release the Kraken!"

That's all Folk-RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

 

[SMILEYkyle21]

CPL Dunn: What are we gonna do man? Shits falling form the sky, russians got us outnumbered-

SGT Foley: RELEASE THE CRACKEN!

And that's how WW3 ends.

Ramirez! RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

i loled for about a minute, thank you, just made my day

OT: At a political debate
Politician 1: "and further more you have done nothing to help our crippling economy as you waste away our tax dollars on fruitless schemes!!!"

Speaker: "you rebuttal Mr. President"


President (coughs lightly and straightens his tie as he looks into the camera with authority to address the nation in its time of need): ...... RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[sailor_960]

At a sports game when your team scores "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!" When the other team scores "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!" Everybody wins.

 

[Gather]

God-damned, you guys make me wish I was famous enough to go on a live talk show now and just shout that out on national TV...

 

[Pm0n3y]

Time To Combine Memes!

"Sir! a Man in Brazil is Coughing!
[sub]release.[/sub] The. KRAKEN!"

 

[Mykonos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR_enVsVZpA

 

[theultimateend]

Must... not... make fun... of Internet Kraken...

It could be used as a sex joke.

Release the Kraken!
In that case the Kraken would be the penis.

Great now everyone is going to start doing it .

There goes another cute name for my Penis that suddenly catches on.

 

[cernik]

WHAT?!?!? they took the titan relic!??!?!
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

 

[rt052192]

im also a big fan of "YOU, SHALL NOT PASS!" Gandalf

 

[white_salad]

Release the Kraken is lame. I am not a fan and I don- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

What're you doing here?

I'm here to ASSUME CONTROL OF THE KRAKEN!!!!

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I hope this doesn't become a meme...

Any time anyone asks me what to do in any situation, I'm going to have to say "Release the Kraken" now...