"Release the Kraken!" and the ways it makes everything better

[bismarck55]

TACTICAL KRACKEN RELEASED!

KRAKEN RELEASE DETECTED. The only way to stop the zerg.

 

[Paksenarrion]

See, like I said there is no situation that RELEASE THE KRAKEN does not improve.

"Zeus, someone has just released the Kraken!"

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

I shall now proceed to write a song that shouts that song in the chorus. I don't know anything else, but it will do that.

Or, alternatively, scream it when my dad is yelling at me for being lazy.

"Get off your ass and take out the trash before my foot goes up it!
"I won't take out the trash, but how about I RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

...what if your dad *is* the Kraken?

 

[wordsmith]

Sir! We've just managed to capture a kraken!

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

B-bu-bu-but sir, we're the first people to actually manage to capture a kr-

I SAID RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

 

[Roganzar]

It even works in old movies, example The Wizard of Oz:

Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: [gasps] The Wizard? But nobody can see the Great Oz! Nobody's ever seen the Great Oz! Even I've never seen him!
Dorothy: Well, then how do you know there is one?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Oh, you're wasting my time!
[starts to close the window]
Dorothy: Oh, please! Please, sir! I've got to see the Wizard! The Good Witch of the North sent me!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Prove it!
Scarecrow: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Well, bust my buttons! Why didn't you say that in the first place? That's a horse of a different color! Come on in!

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

4chan beat you to it about a week ago. It never became a meme anyway.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

MW2 nuke replacement- the Kraken.

 

[TheGameXXVII]

Bond: do you expect me to talk?

Goldfinger: no Mr. Bond, i expect you to RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

 

[AfroTree]

During intimate situations. Always appropriate.

You could rig the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song to play, too. Makes making out or sex so much epic.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh



how do you pineapple

RELEASE THE KRACKEN!

 

[bismarck55]

4chan beat you to it about a week ago. It never became a meme anyway.

Well it should be a meme! The kraken has been released onto the interwebs!

 

[vallorn]

OH S**T ITS CHUTHULLU! *Into walkie talkie* RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!!!

 

[vodkainferno]

"Guys... the horde is coming"
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN"
"Oh crap, The Kraken startled the witch!"
"RELEASE ANOTHER KRAKEN!"

 

[lewism247]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW2d-QrnFgA

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Shame it's against Celtic

OP: " Sorry i smashed your plate/vase/baby"

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN"

 

[ghostsprite9]

We're outmanned and outgunned what do we do... REALEASE THE KRAKEN!!

 

[ZeroVex]

On March 18, 2010, Sam Winchester of the WB's Supernatural told his brother Dean to "Release the Kraken." Gentlemen, we have won.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Must... not... make fun... of Internet Kraken...

It could be used as a sex joke.

Release the Kraken!
In this case the Kraken would be the penis.

I love how you said out what the joke was. That made it ten times funnier.

OT: At a business meeting when you are handing out pamphlets.
So here is our layout for fall's expenses issue. I know Joe was having trouble with lines 41 through 52, so here it is let me just hand that out to y--
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
(proceed to throw the pamphlets in sporadic directions)

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

"Sir, where about to be nuked!"
"We need to maximize enemy casaulties before we are taken out."
"What are your orders Sir?"
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

A moment of stunned silence, then the recruit trembles as he pushes the button. "What have I done?" he wispers quietly as the Kraken roars.

 

[Flight]

At the end of a business presentation: "Release the Kraken!" Cue amused/bewildered stares all around.

And you, good sir or madam, get bonus points for this thread.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Got a better one.
"Spartans! RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

OH S**T ITS CHUTHULLU! *Into walkie talkie* RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!!!

Which would be ineffective cause Cthulhu is kinda like a star-faring Kraken

 

[AgDr_ODST]

someones got a gun in your face or a knife to your throat. shout "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" the guy so won't be expecting it. Thats when you turn the tables and fuck him up