"Release the Kraken!" and the ways it makes everything better

[Nuke_em_05]

After I have the department head sign the payroll authorization report...?

*sigh* My life is so boring *hangs head*

 

[CINN4M0N]

Speaking of Pirates of the Caribbean, how do you guys pronounce kraken?

Is Crackin' or Kray-ken?

 

[darkknight9]

Right after building one in total annihilation....

 

[Logic 0]

during a full body cavity search to destroy the scarcher.

 

[Mr. Blik]

fuckin' lol'd at the second one.

Right before you are about to get into a fight with a bunch of dudes. Hold your hand up in the air as you do it.

OR

When you are in a busy public bathroom. Walk up to the urinal and scream it at the top of your lungs. And then resume pissing like nothing happend.

Right before you are about to get into a fight with a bunch of dudes. Hold your hand up in the air as you do it.

 

[Yokai]

Speaking of Pirates of the Caribbean, how do you guys pronounce kraken?

Is Crackin' or Kray-ken?

It's always been Kray-ken for me. Dunno why. Maybe because Crackin' sounds kind of silly.

OT:
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD G-"
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
That'll shut those berserkers up.

 

[Mr. Blik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW2d-QrnFgA

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

OMG THAT ANNOUNCER IS WIN

 

[Sjakie]

If you get padded down at airport customs or after walking through a full-body scanner.
Terror would flood the nation once more

 

[ZeroVex]

After I have the department head sign the payroll authorization report...?

*sigh* My life is so boring *hangs head*

*pats your back* Release the Kraken man, release the Kraken.

 

[Iron Criterion]

In Predator when Arnie utters his famous line "Get to the chopper!" How much more awesome would it be to replace it with "Release the Kraken!"

 

[S.R.S.]

In Predator when Arnie utters his famous line "Get to the chopper!" How much more awesome would it be to replace it with "Release the Kraken!"

Yes this. So true.

"Release the Kraken!" but we already did. "How are going to get it back?"

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

"Guess we'll gonna have to try again tomorrow night."
"Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tommarrow night?"
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!"

 

[Space Jawa]

One of these days, in some country run by a dictator or near-dictator, like Venezuela or Iran or North Korea, there needs to be a serious effort to attach the nickname of "The Kraken" to the major opposition leader. Then, when he inevitably gets thrown in jail, his supporters can all gather outside the prison where he's being held or the presidential place and start shouting "Release the Kraken! Release the Kraken!"

And it will indeed be a real-life epic moment.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Must... not... make fun... of Internet Kraken...

It could be used as a sex joke.

Release the Kraken!
In this case the Kraken would be the penis.

Highly inappropriate.

If ones penis actually resembles a kraken in any way then checking yourself for STD's or perhaps moving away from the nuclear powerplant you live nextdoor to might be a good idea.

 

[Endocrom]

Nobody expects the spanish inq- RELEASE TH- GUTS-MAN'S ASS!

[[Duh-Nuh!]]

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Waking up at 8 in the morning on a totally free day when you are a University student because you happen to be situated next to a daycare centre for children who love to scream.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN.

This time the screams will entertain me.

 

[T-Bone24]

My Chemistry jotter. I drew spaceships all over it and then thought, "Hey, let's release the Kraken!" So I drew spaceships battling the Kraken right underneath all my homework.

 

[elricik]

Judge: Sir, you've been accused of murder, how do you plead?

O.J. Simpson: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

KRAKEN: HE PLEADS NOT GUILTY!!! (eats everyone in courtroom except OJ)

And that's the story of how OJ got away with murder.