"Release the Kraken!" and the ways it makes everything better

[Burningsok]

Is this the new... THIS IS SPARTA??!!

 

[Spiner909]

Dude I just now saw the ad for that movie. Release the Kraken!!!1 haha...
It will probably become the next lolcat or something.

 

[Deleric]

In the elevator with a bunch of other people in a suit.

"Yes, well I can assure you I said I need those quarterly reports by Wednesday. No, don't tell Jim...look, just release the kraken, you're making it harder than it actually is. And get me those reports."

 

[sonicmaster1989]

State of the Union address. "You wanna know how things are going? RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!"

 

[Burningsok]

OMG after reading all these comments I have come to realize how amazing this phrase will be. It truly can be used in almost any situation

My god there are so many ways I could use this line ))

 

[Karlaxx]

I shall now proceed to write a song that shouts that song in the chorus. I don't know anything else, but it will do that.

Or, alternatively, scream it when my dad is yelling at me for being lazy.

"Get off your ass and take out the trash before my foot goes up it!
"I won't take out the trash, but how about I RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

 

[Amethyst Wind]

In the elevator with a bunch of other people in a suit.

"Yes, well I can assure you I said I need those quarterly reports by Wednesday. No, don't tell Jim...look, just release the kraken, you're making it harder than it actually is. And get me those reports."

I like this one the best. No raised voice or weird inflection. Just flip it into a sentence then carry on like nothing has happened.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Waiter: And what can I get for you, sir?

Diner: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!! ...with a side of cole slaw and a Coke.

 

[LockeDown]

Rob: Dude, I can't even get my head around this. I mean, I found Amy with another guy. What should I do?

Jim (proudly leaping to stand atop his barstool): RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

 

[Hirushia]

Definitely more satisfying than a tactical nuke... Infinity Ward might want to consider that as a replacement for it.

 

[Avatar Roku]

You just *insert triumph here*! What are you going to do now?

I'm going to Disney Land, wherein I will RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

 

[Shockolate]

Release the Kraken is lame. I am not a fan and I don- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

 

[GameOverGoblin]

"Hey, remember that one movie where Laurence Oliver played as Zeus?"
"Yeah"
"What was his famous line again?"
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
"Oh yeah... thanks!"

 

[Pariah87]

Hmm, the new game. Go to any Public Library, bus, funeral, or even busy street, preferably with someone else holding a video camera/phone. Jump onto a table or chair and shout "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" as loud as you can. Post the results on youtube.

 

[wikicated]

TACTICAL KRACKEN RELEASED!

 

[Nouw]

"Happy Birthday!!"

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!"

You sir, have made my idea. I'm still laughing while typing this.

Hmmm...

"WE'RE UNDER FIRE!"

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

"Your base is under attack"

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN"

This should be in the Forum Games sub-forum if it was tweaked a bit.

 

[Roganzar]

See, like I said there is no situation that RELEASE THE KRAKEN does not improve.

 

[G1eet]

Just think of the possibilities... Imagine Taken, featuring the Kraken.

"I told you'd I'd find you."
*bad guy shits pants in realization, then stutters:*

"R-r-release the kraken."

And with it, a half an hour fight scene ensues, after which Liam Neeson climbs his way out from the beast's stomach with a linoleum knife between his teeth.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Holy crap, I'm down to my last pokemon!

 

[teutonicman]

Girlfriend won't shut the fuck up.