Renewal of Reality Video Game Series: Shark Week (Ep 2: Shellshocked.)

[Fury Is Me.]

"Cave Johnson here, and I- Back away from my face, Wheatley, you're only getting my mouth. Ahem, as i was saying. This week is the Second annual Aperture Science Shark Week, and we've stripped you non-existent, totally unimportant individuals from your own universe to test out Aperture Science's new Center Of the World Home, COWH.

We here at Aperture science have attempted to make this newest experiment safer than our first annual Aperture Science Shark Week experiment, where we genetically modified Magma-dwelling Sharkmen to work the menial grunt work around the labs. We lost three lab technicians that day, but who cares? They're replaceable. Back to the point.

We've surrounded this house with a 100%, quality grade Aperture Science Clear Orbital Containment Kevlar and given you an area outside with a suitable size for your recreational purposes. Look, there's even a little sandbox with some toys and other things children would like! We've also used our patented Aperture Science Insulating Super Heat Absorbing Silicate to protect your fragile bodies from the intense heat of the earth's core; just try not to breathe in too much of it.

In addition, i think it only fair to say that the COWH has a failsafe should any of you decide to try to leave the Aperture Science Clear Orbital Containment Kevlar, in that you will go boom. there will be a big mess, and the guys at the lab will have to clean it up, and I'm fairly certain they don't want to spend their Sunday afternoons cleaning up the slurry of your blood and the rubble of the house. The house has been accommodated with a well stocked kitchen and bar, rooms tailored to suit each and every need known to man, and Cable television.

So with that, you should all have been transported relatively safety into the kitchen, where the Aperture Science Automated Grappling Undercover Turret should be observing you. Get to know each other, and try not to stain the carpets. We're about to make some science. Cave Johnson out."

Rules of the RP:

Number 1: NO god modding. We're going to be pretty lenient, and to us, the only things that count as God Modding are the following. Absolute reality warping powers, ignoring someone else's post if it had some kind of action related to your character, and instantly solving plot related elements with the bat of an eye, unless it's funny.

Numero Dos: We only want Video Game characters, people. That means no Powerpuff girls, no Kamina, and no Oprah Winfrey. You are allowed to have characters that were originally from video games that were incorporated into some other form of media, but if they came form anything other than a video game, it's not happening. and if you get smart with us an pick a character from a TV show that got a video game and say that's why you're getting them, we will find you.

C: I can't stress this one enough. This is a COMEDIC RP. We're not going for a great plot, but we'll sure as hell try, and we're definitely not going for a STRICT plot. If you can make something more humorous, by all means, if it doesn't totally destroy something else, do it.

Quattuor: Any flame wars started in this thread over whose video game or video game character is better will result in you being removed. This is an RP, not an e-peen contest, people.

Pentagon: No Isaacs allowed.

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This RP is brought to you by Fury Is Me., your GM for this evening. Credit to Elricik for the original idea, and if he finds this, he is more than welcome to become either a player or an influencing member of the RP.

Remember people, we want this to be funny and nonsensical, so feel free to use some Fanon for your character, if necessary, but don't go over board.

Spoiler: Your sheet template Sir or Madame or Other

Name:

Appearance:

General powers or attributes:

Previous Appearances:

Bio:

Additional notes:

Why you want to join this RP: (this is in no way affect who we choose. So don't worry)

 

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: Its Sheet time

Name: Chell (Subject #1, Formerly Subject #1498)

Appearance:

Spoiler: Chell

General powers or attributes: Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, a gun able to fire two connecting portals onto surfaces

Previous Appearances: Portal, Portal 2

Bio: She is the test subject of Aperture Science - or at least, of the only known remaining remnant of that company: the Artificial Intelligence GLaDOS, who instructed and lead her through the testing chambers, with the promise of cake , Chell's favoritest food ever, which was a Lie. Chell woke up in the Enrichment Center and only the voice of GLaDOS, a bitchy meanie head of an AI, to guide her. As GLaDOS becomes increasingly meaner, she even called Chell fat, seriously thats not cool, it became clear that nothing she said was trustworthy. Eventually leading to Chell escaping and defeating the stupid *****, She tore her to pieces and threw every piece into a fire.

Only to be placed in a deep sleep reawakening far in the future, as if somebody tore open a portal in time, but not. After waking in the Center again Chell started losing her shit little by little trying to escape again this time with the help of a mentally handicapped Personality sphere Wheatly, acquiring a taste for smooth jazz. They accidentally reactivated GLaDOS this was the start of one bad day. After more fucking puzzles, and almost seeing a deer, Chell "helped" by replacing GLaDOS with Wheatly, this was real flipping stupid. A trip to Old Apeture followed were GLaDOS was a Potato, Chell heard Cave ramble about lemons, and THE GOO. She traveled throughout Aperture Science solving more insane puzzles, though these were retarded and stuff, GLaDOS and Chell sent Wheatly to sPaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceeeee. Then GLaDOS was a ***** again and told Chell she wanted Chell gone and sent her and a Companion Cube into the world. Now her and her best friend and true love Companion Cube make a living on the outside.

Chell's distinguishing trait, according to her files, is sheer stubbornness. She was moved up as a test subject by Doug Rattman, on a hunch.

Additional notes: All the time spent alone testing then living with Cube has left Chell extremely unstable, read Bat shit Insane.

Why you want to join this RP: I want to join this RP because it seems like a ton of insane awesome fun

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I was just told, in no uncertain terms, to f*** off. So I'm moving all my furniture out, starting with the sheet.

 

[KronosTalon]

I will definatley write something up for this, tomarrow probably.

 

[Lambi]

I would like to participate, good sir.

Spoiler: My sheet

Name: Sephiroth

Appearance:

Spoiler

General powers or attributes: He is a master swordsman with his katana, Masamune, which he holds in his left hand. He has superhuman strength, agility and reflexes. He is able to produce beams of energy by swinging his sword, dash past or up to opponents in the blink of an eye and can effortlessly cut through solid metal and concrete with his Masamune. He's able to cast magic, although he prefers to use his Masamune.

Previous Appearances: Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts II, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Dissidia 012 Duodecim: Final Fantasy.

Bio:

Spoiler: Inside here just because there's so much

Sephiroth was once a hero among the people, a SOLDIER who was extraordinary for his strength. Upon discovering that he was born from the Jenova project, a project who's aim was to create "monsters", and discovering a creature in a large chamber inside a Mako reactor near the town of Nibelheim who had the same name as the person he believed to be his mother, Jenova, he became deeply disturbed by it and locked himself in the Shinra mansion basement, reading the research notes in the basement library. As a result of what he learns, Sephiroth becomes enraged and psychotic. Based on the Shinra reports, he comes to believe Jenova was a Cetra, or an "Ancient", and therefore he as Jenova's "son" is the last Cetra survivor. He also believes the human race had betrayed the Cetra 2,000 years in the past, leaving them alone to defend the Planet from a calamity it had faced , and resolves to take vengeance for his "ancestors".

From there, he started by destroying the town of Nibelheim and went back to the Mako reactor to claim the remains of his "mother". He attacked Tifa's father at the reactor, who had gone after him, and once Tifa picked up his Masamune to strike him down, he managed to disarm her and cut her down. He was again interrupted by Zack, who had been in the same squad as Sephiroth and Cloud Strife going to the Mako reactor, once he reached Jenova's chamber, but easily dispatched of him. However, he was taken by surprise by Cloud and was impaled by the Buster Sword, which didn't kill him, but left him greatly wounded. While Cloud went to tend to Tifa, Sephiroth cut off Jenova's head and picked it up, stumbling from the room. Cloud attempted to fight him again, but Sephiroth impaled him with the Masamune. However, it didn't kill Cloud, who was inching his way towards Sephiroth on Masamune. He used the sword to hurl Sephiroth into a pool of Mako that was below the reactor, leaving Cloud somewhat alive with the Masamune in him.

The effects of that made it so that Sephiroth was now traveling through the Lifestream, his willpower too great to allow himself to be consumed by it. He gained great knowledge and power with it over the course of several years. Fragments of his body would join at the Northern Crater, recreating his body in a cocoon of Mako. His goal now became to merge with the Lifestream and seize control of the planet to become a god.

Around five years later, he enacted his plan to become a god by calling all the Sephiroth clones to a reunion at the Northern Crater. The Jenova remains that were taken to Shinra headquarters shapeshifted into Sephiroth's form and killed the Shinra president after releasing Cloud and his friends from their prison inside the headquarters. After that, Sephiroth was once again seen inside a cargo ship, and then in Nibelheim. Once Cloud and his friends got to the Temple of the Ancients, he revealed his plan to create a large wound on the planet by using the Black Materia to summon the Ultimate Destructive Magic, Meteor, so it would use the Lifestream to heal itself, and he would place himself in the middle to merge with the Lifestream, making him a god ruling over the planet.

Sephiroth makes Cloud give the Black Materia to Jenova in his form. Aerith had gone to the Forgotten Capital to summon the Ultimate White Magic, Holy, which was the only thing able to stop Meteor. However, she was interrupted by Sephiroth, or rather Jenova in his form, and was impaled. Though she had been successful in summoning Holy, Sephiroth had managed to hold it off within the planet with his will.

Once Cloud and his friends were at the Northern Crater, Sephiroth manipulated them so that he would get the Black Materia that Cloud had gotten off of Jenova from an earlier fight in the Crater. He had broken Cloud's mind to make him think he was nothing more than a puppet. Once he got the Black Materia, the Northern Crater began to shake and Weapons were released from the planet as a defense mechanism, but Sephiroth put a barrier over the crater so they wouldn't be able to detect him. He began to shapeshift into a form more befitting of a god while waiting for Meteor to arrive.

His barrier was broken by the Mako cannon, a.k.a. Sister Ray, and that allowed Cloud and his friends to go down into the crater. Once they beat Jenova, they were met with a cocoon form, Bizzaro-Sephiroth. Upon beating that, Safer Sephiroth greeted them. In this form, Sephiroth had seven wings and held great power, for this was his god form. He was defeated, but his mind remained and as Cloud and the others tried to escape, Sephiroth pulled Cloud into a metaphysical battle, attempting to take control over Cloud. However, Cloud was stronger and managed to defeat him, and Sephiroth dissolved into the Lifestream.

Additional notes: Sephiroth will get angry and, shall we say, slash happy if someone mentions Jenova in a negative way. It's a part of his sanity, which there isn't much of.

Why you want to join this RP: It looks like it might be fun.

I do apologize for the long sheet. There was just so much to put into the bio, and I didn't know how to cut it down.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

it'd be cool if you let me join.

Spoiler: I stole this sheet from my bed...

Name: Motochika Chosokabe

Apperance:

Spoiler

[http://sengokubasara.wikia.com/index.php?title=Ch%C5%8Dsokabe_Motochika&image=ChousokabeMotochika-png]

General powers or attributes:

Spoiler: Skills

Chain Shot
Description: Motochika throws his anchor, then pulls it, grabbing up his foe and attacks them. Can combo with Heave Ho'


Heave Ho'
Description: Motochika swings his flaming anchor overhead then side to side.


Going Fishing
Description: Motochika slams his anchor into the ground, and a fish net grabs his foes.


Rigging Swinging
Description: Motochika rides his anchor and dash through enemies. Works in air.


Nine Tails
Description: Motochika swings his anchor with great speed. Can combo with Heave Ho'


Thunder Clap
Description: Motochika swings his flaming anchor over his head then slams it to the ground, creating an explosion.


Surf's Up
Description: Motochika rides his anchor, like a surf-board, leaving burning trails on the ground.

Previous Appearances: Sengoku Basara, all of them!

Bio:

Spoiler: Bio:

Chosokabe Motochika is depicted as a pirate leader who likes adventuring. Rather than conquering the land, he prefers exploring through islands, searching for treasures. He also cares much about his underlings that they are becoming affectionate of their leader, and so he is called Aniki (Big brother) by them.
Motochika was a pirate leader and the lord of the island Shikoku. He strongly opposed anyone who tried to conquer his lands. He also had various fights and a rivalry with Mouri Motonari.

After Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the conqueror of the land, was killed by Tokugawa Ieyasu, Shikoku was attacked by the latter. Ieyasu succesfully conquered the island and Motochika had to flee. Motonari adviced Motochika to join forces with Ishida Mitsunari, the biggest enemy of Ieyasu. Motochika took this advice and joined with Mitsunari.

Additional notes: The Demon in this island of demons is me.

Why you want to join this RP: Seems like fun.

I hope i will get accepted.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: My Sheet.

Name: Minecraft Man.

Appearance:

Spoiler: This

General powers or attributes: The ability to place and remove square blocks of almost any material out of anything, just so long as his pick is strong enough.

Can punch things out, but will not get a block from it unless it's dirt or wood.

Can build entire bases in just a couple hours, or even a couple minutes.

Diamond Compression using nothing but your own god damn hands.

Strong enough to punch a tree in a block, and generally punch stone into tiny pieces of rock.

Previous Appearances: Minecraft.

Bio: Minecraft Man fell asleep one night, not expecting anything horrible to happen that night. He was wrong. When he woke up the next morning, he was in the middle of no where and essentially the only man left alive in the entire world. His first course of action that day was to go punch out a fucking tree and specifically punch it into a perfectly square block of log. In fact, he got many logs out of one tree, and did this to several other trees. He turned these logs into wooden planks in two seconds flat and started making his house from these wooden planks. When he was done, he turned whatever was left over into sticks (Instead of plucking the sticks off of trees: He did it the manly way) and whatever planks were left over from those into a wooden pickaxe, because that is totally fucking practical.

Night time was approaching, and his house started to get really dark, which scared the fuck out of him. He was all like "Fuck dude, I gotta get some fucking torches to light this shit up bro" So, with what little time he had left, he ran out and started to collect stone blocks with his wooden pickaxe, because apparently in Minecraft, This dudes wood is strong enough to break through stone. He quickly crafted the cobblestone into a stone pick axe and went into a cave to collect coal. Before, coal used to be incredibly hard to find, but now, this dude suddenly became a pro, and was like "Bro, I got this!" So he easily found a vein of 64 coal, mined it clean and went off to turn sticks and coal into torches.

His house was lit up, and it was now night time. He punched out some planks so he could see what was going on outside, and was astounding at what was going on. In fact, it was so weird, he thought that a guy called JC Denton came in when he wasn't looking, and injected him with some LSD. Anyways, what he saw were green 4 legged little fucking suicide bombers that didn't have any sense of rhyme or reason and their only purpose in life was to fuck everyone's shit up, no matter how much time it took them to make this. He also saw skeleton archers, zombies, giant spiders and hundreds upon hundreds of purple eyed glowing slendermen.

As time went on, he got used to this new world he was living in. he got a furnace, he got minerals like iron, and lapis lazuli, and magic electricity called redstone, and ever god damn gold. All of which, were made into special materials. However, there was one mineral that he could never seem to find. Diamonds. He needed them. They were the strongest of all materials, and could be made into the best tools in the entire world, but he couldn't find a single diamond. It haunted him every night.

Every.

Night.

One day, to cool his nerves during his search for diamonds, he decided to kill a bunch of sheep, make some dyes, and make a spiderman costume out of all of this. It was on this day, he decided that he would be the god damned block headed Spiderman in order to influence his search for diamonds some how. this search for diamonds has become his eternal quest, and he will never cease this search until he finds at least one god damn diamond.

Additional notes: Cannot speak.

Why you want to join this RP:

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Designing sheet.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Spoiler: Perfect and Elegant Maid

Name: Sakuya Izayoi

Appearance:

Spoiler

General powers or attributes: Time manipulation (Stop, Slow down, Fast forward, possibly Reverse), knife proficiency, illusionist tricks.

Previous Appearances:
Embodiment of Scarlet Devil (Stage 5 Midboss, Stage 5 Boss, Stage 6 Midboss)
Perfect Cherry Blossom (Playable Character)
Immaterial and Missing Power (Playable Character, Possible Opponent)
Imperishable Night (Playable Character)
Phantasmagoria of Flower View (Playable Character, Possible Opponent)
Shoot the Bullet (Stage 7-1, 7-3, 7-5, 7-7 Boss)
Scarlet Weather Rhapsody (Playable Character, Possible Opponent)
Touhou Hisoutensoku (Hong Meiling Ending, Playable character in arcade mode)

Bio: A mysterious and enigmatic person, Sakuya Izayoi is the chief maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and as such is in a very high position of power there. Very little is known of her past, but it is known that Sakuya is simply the name that her Mistress, Remilia Scarlet bestowed upon her. Her eyes are normally blue, but they become red when she is provoked enough. She was willingly brought to the COWH when a portal opened up and she decided to investigate it, because fuck da police.

Additional notes:
Why you want to join this RP: Co-GMness

 

[Zirat]

Spoiler: Yayifications!

Name: Recette Lemongrass

Appearance:

Spoiler

Previous Appearances: Recettear: An Item Shops Tale

Bio: Recette Lemongrass has had an interesting life in her short time in the world. Having grown up with only her father in the highly regimented and bureaucratic world she had an idyllic childhood, until the time her father attempted to achieve his dream of becoming a hero. Taking out a massive loan with the Terme Finance company, he took off on a quest of glory.
He was last seen fighting some kind of monster on the rim of a volcano, but he has since disappeared without a trace, leaving his daughter alone and with crushing debt.

When it came time to pay the piper, the Terme finance group sent in a loanshark on the poor child, a fairy by the name of Tear. Though in a strange fit of mercy this floating tiny sociopath decided to give her a sporting chance, if she would convert her home into an item shop and begin learning the fine and bold art of CAPITALISM she may be able to pay her deadbeat fathers million Pix debt.

It was at this point that the normally dim girl discovered something; she was highly skilled in this field, and could easily become the Slumdog lord of the economy. With the aid of poor and starving mercenary's Recette was able to plunge the depths of dungeons and procure the ancient treasures withing.

Building herself up on the broken backs of the people, Recette was able to finally pay off some sick bums tab with the All Devouring Black Hole Loansharks and was left at the head of a spiraling economic powerhouse.

So, Capitalism Ho friends!

Why I Want to be In This RP: ... it seemed like fun. I hope that's okay T_T

 

[KronosTalon]

Spoiler: Chen Stormstout

Name:Chen Stormstout

Appearance:

Spoiler

[http://www.wowwiki.com/index.php?title=Chen_Stormstout&image=ChenArt-jpg]

General Powers or Attributes:
Breath of Fire: Sets his own breath on fire, spraying the flames in a large cone in front of him.

Drunken Hazeouses his enemies in alcohol, making them generally drunk and confused, and also soaked in beer.

Drunken Boxing:Chen gets better at fighting when drunk, and it shows drastically when in battle. Is much more agile and strong, gaining access to most of his abilities.

Brewmaster: Can make his brews out of almost anything, fairly quickly, and they give a range of different effects.

Storm, Earth, and Fire: Splits himself into three separate entities, controlling each of them until they return back to each other a short time later.

Spoiler: Picture

Previous Appearances: Warcraft III, Frozen Throne. Mentioned in World of Warcraft, but mostly through quests, and is not seen.

Bio: Chen was a Pandaren Brewmaster who gained the need to adventure and explore, a rare thing in their culture. He journeyed far and wide to find different things to make his brews out of, and different people to meet along with their cultures. He made his way to Durotar, trying to find some special ingredients for a special brew he was making, when he met a man named Rexxar, who agreed to help him find his ingredients. When he found his ingrediants, he decided to join Rexxar and help him with what he needed, finding the kindness of the man nice, and wanting to repay him. He helped Rexxar in saving Thrall and all of Durotar from Kul'Tiras attackers, and when he helped and the day was saved, he continued on his adventure, and somehow in his wanderings, wound up here.

Additional Notes: Usually kind, gentle, and laid back, it takes a lot to get the big panda going, but when he is fighting for his life, he turns into the bear he is and will never back down.

Why I want to join this RP: Because I had a lot of fun the first time, however short it was, and Would like another go at it.

Hopefully that is okay, If anything seems out of place let me know.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: The lucky participants.

Spoiler: Chen Stormstout

Name:Chen Stormstout

Appearance:

Spoiler

[http://www.wowwiki.com/index.php?title=Chen_Stormstout&image=ChenArt-jpg]

General Powers or Attributes:
Breath of Fire: Sets his own breath on fire, spraying the flames in a large cone in front of him.

Drunken Hazeouses his enemies in alcohol, making them generally drunk and confused, and also soaked in beer.

Drunken Boxing:Chen gets better at fighting when drunk, and it shows drastically when in battle. Is much more agile and strong, gaining access to most of his abilities.

Brewmaster: Can make his brews out of almost anything, fairly quickly, and they give a range of different effects.

Storm, Earth, and Fire: Splits himself into three separate entities, controlling each of them until they return back to each other a short time later.

Spoiler: Picture

Previous Appearances: Warcraft III, Frozen Throne. Mentioned in World of Warcraft, but mostly through quests, and is not seen.

Bio: Chen was a Pandaren Brewmaster who gained the need to adventure and explore, a rare thing in their culture. He journeyed far and wide to find different things to make his brews out of, and different people to meet along with their cultures. He made his way to Durotar, trying to find some special ingredients for a special brew he was making, when he met a man named Rexxar, who agreed to help him find his ingredients. When he found his ingrediants, he decided to join Rexxar and help him with what he needed, finding the kindness of the man nice, and wanting to repay him. He helped Rexxar in saving Thrall and all of Durotar from Kul'Tiras attackers, and when he helped and the day was saved, he continued on his adventure, and somehow in his wanderings, wound up here.

Additional Notes: Usually kind, gentle, and laid back, it takes a lot to get the big panda going, but when he is fighting for his life, he turns into the bear he is and will never back down.

Why I want to join this RP: Because I had a lot of fun the first time, however short it was, and Would like another go at it.

Spoiler: Yayifications!

Name: Recette Lemongrass

Appearance:

Spoiler

Previous Appearances: Recettear: An Item Shops Tale

Bio: Recette Lemongrass has had an interesting life in her short time in the world. Having grown up with only her father in the highly regimented and bureaucratic world she had an idyllic childhood, until the time her father attempted to achieve his dream of becoming a hero. Taking out a massive loan with the Terme Finance company, he took off on a quest of glory.
He was last seen fighting some kind of monster on the rim of a volcano, but he has since disappeared without a trace, leaving his daughter alone and with crushing debt.

When it came time to pay the piper, the Terme finance group sent in a loanshark on the poor child, a fairy by the name of Tear. Though in a strange fit of mercy this floating tiny sociopath decided to give her a sporting chance, if she would convert her home into an item shop and begin learning the fine and bold art of CAPITALISM she may be able to pay her deadbeat fathers million Pix debt.

It was at this point that the normally dim girl discovered something; she was highly skilled in this field, and could easily become the Slumdog lord of the economy. With the aid of poor and starving mercenary's Recette was able to plunge the depths of dungeons and procure the ancient treasures withing.

Building herself up on the broken backs of the people, Recette was able to finally pay off some sick bums tab with the All Devouring Black Hole Loansharks and was left at the head of a spiraling economic powerhouse.

So, Capitalism Ho friends!

Why I Want to be In This RP: ... it seemed like fun. I hope that's okay T_T

Spoiler: Perfect and Elegant Maid

Name: Sakuya Izayoi

Appearance:

Spoiler

General powers or attributes: Time manipulation (Stop, Slow down, Fast forward, possibly Reverse), knife proficiency, illusionist tricks.

Previous Appearances:
Embodiment of Scarlet Devil (Stage 5 Midboss, Stage 5 Boss, Stage 6 Midboss)
Perfect Cherry Blossom (Playable Character)
Immaterial and Missing Power (Playable Character, Possible Opponent)
Imperishable Night (Playable Character)
Phantasmagoria of Flower View (Playable Character, Possible Opponent)
Shoot the Bullet (Stage 7-1, 7-3, 7-5, 7-7 Boss)
Scarlet Weather Rhapsody (Playable Character, Possible Opponent)
Touhou Hisoutensoku (Hong Meiling Ending, Playable character in arcade mode)

Bio: A mysterious and enigmatic person, Sakuya Izayoi is the chief maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and as such is in a very high position of power there. Very little is known of her past, but it is known that Sakuya is simply the name that her Mistress, Remilia Scarlet bestowed upon her. Her eyes are normally blue, but they become red when she is provoked enough. She was willingly brought to the COWH when a portal opened up and she decided to investigate it, because fuck da police.

Additional notes:
Why you want to join this RP: Co-GMness

Spoiler: My Sheet.

Name: Minecraft Man.

Appearance:

Spoiler: This

General powers or attributes: The ability to place and remove square blocks of almost any material out of anything, just so long as his pick is strong enough.

Can punch things out, but will not get a block from it unless it's dirt or wood.

Can build entire bases in just a couple hours, or even a couple minutes.

Diamond Compression using nothing but your own god damn hands.

Strong enough to punch a tree in a block, and generally punch stone into tiny pieces of rock.

Previous Appearances: Minecraft.

Bio: Minecraft Man fell asleep one night, not expecting anything horrible to happen that night. He was wrong. When he woke up the next morning, he was in the middle of no where and essentially the only man left alive in the entire world. His first course of action that day was to go punch out a fucking tree and specifically punch it into a perfectly square block of log. In fact, he got many logs out of one tree, and did this to several other trees. He turned these logs into wooden planks in two seconds flat and started making his house from these wooden planks. When he was done, he turned whatever was left over into sticks (Instead of plucking the sticks off of trees: He did it the manly way) and whatever planks were left over from those into a wooden pickaxe, because that is totally fucking practical.

Night time was approaching, and his house started to get really dark, which scared the fuck out of him. He was all like "Fuck dude, I gotta get some fucking torches to light this shit up bro" So, with what little time he had left, he ran out and started to collect stone blocks with his wooden pickaxe, because apparently in Minecraft, This dudes wood is strong enough to break through stone. He quickly crafted the cobblestone into a stone pick axe and went into a cave to collect coal. Before, coal used to be incredibly hard to find, but now, this dude suddenly became a pro, and was like "Bro, I got this!" So he easily found a vein of 64 coal, mined it clean and went off to turn sticks and coal into torches.

His house was lit up, and it was now night time. He punched out some planks so he could see what was going on outside, and was astounding at what was going on. In fact, it was so weird, he thought that a guy called JC Denton came in when he wasn't looking, and injected him with some LSD. Anyways, what he saw were green 4 legged little fucking suicide bombers that didn't have any sense of rhyme or reason and their only purpose in life was to fuck everyone's shit up, no matter how much time it took them to make this. He also saw skeleton archers, zombies, giant spiders and hundreds upon hundreds of purple eyed glowing slendermen.

As time went on, he got used to this new world he was living in. he got a furnace, he got minerals like iron, and lapis lazuli, and magic electricity called redstone, and ever god damn gold. All of which, were made into special materials. However, there was one mineral that he could never seem to find. Diamonds. He needed them. They were the strongest of all materials, and could be made into the best tools in the entire world, but he couldn't find a single diamond. It haunted him every night.

Every.

Night.

One day, to cool his nerves during his search for diamonds, he decided to kill a bunch of sheep, make some dyes, and make a spiderman costume out of all of this. It was on this day, he decided that he would be the god damned block headed Spiderman in order to influence his search for diamonds some how. this search for diamonds has become his eternal quest, and he will never cease this search until he finds at least one god damn diamond.

Additional notes: Cannot speak.

Why you want to join this RP:

Spoiler: I stole this sheet from my bed...

Name: Motochika Chosokabe

Apperance:

Spoiler

[http://sengokubasara.wikia.com/index.php?title=Ch%C5%8Dsokabe_Motochika&image=ChousokabeMotochika-png]

General powers or attributes:

Spoiler: Skills

Chain Shot
Description: Motochika throws his anchor, then pulls it, grabbing up his foe and attacks them. Can combo with Heave Ho'


Heave Ho'
Description: Motochika swings his flaming anchor overhead then side to side.


Going Fishing
Description: Motochika slams his anchor into the ground, and a fish net grabs his foes.


Rigging Swinging
Description: Motochika rides his anchor and dash through enemies. Works in air.


Nine Tails
Description: Motochika swings his anchor with great speed. Can combo with Heave Ho'


Thunder Clap
Description: Motochika swings his flaming anchor over his head then slams it to the ground, creating an explosion.


Surf's Up
Description: Motochika rides his anchor, like a surf-board, leaving burning trails on the ground.

Previous Appearances: Sengoku Basara, all of them!

Bio:

Spoiler: Bio:

Chosokabe Motochika is depicted as a pirate leader who likes adventuring. Rather than conquering the land, he prefers exploring through islands, searching for treasures. He also cares much about his underlings that they are becoming affectionate of their leader, and so he is called Aniki (Big brother) by them.
Motochika was a pirate leader and the lord of the island Shikoku. He strongly opposed anyone who tried to conquer his lands. He also had various fights and a rivalry with Mouri Motonari.

After Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the conqueror of the land, was killed by Tokugawa Ieyasu, Shikoku was attacked by the latter. Ieyasu succesfully conquered the island and Motochika had to flee. Motonari adviced Motochika to join forces with Ishida Mitsunari, the biggest enemy of Ieyasu. Motochika took this advice and joined with Mitsunari.

Additional notes: The Demon in this island of demons is me.

Why you want to join this RP: Seems like fun.

Spoiler: Part two

Spoiler: My sheet

Name: Sephiroth

Appearance:

Spoiler

General powers or attributes: He is a master swordsman with his katana, Masamune, which he holds in his left hand. He has superhuman strength, agility and reflexes. He is able to produce beams of energy by swinging his sword, dash past or up to opponents in the blink of an eye and can effortlessly cut through solid metal and concrete with his Masamune. He's able to cast magic, although he prefers to use his Masamune.

Previous Appearances: Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts II, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Dissidia 012 Duodecim: Final Fantasy.

Bio:

Spoiler: Inside here just because there's so much

Sephiroth was once a hero among the people, a SOLDIER who was extraordinary for his strength. Upon discovering that he was born from the Jenova project, a project who's aim was to create "monsters", and discovering a creature in a large chamber inside a Mako reactor near the town of Nibelheim who had the same name as the person he believed to be his mother, Jenova, he became deeply disturbed by it and locked himself in the Shinra mansion basement, reading the research notes in the basement library. As a result of what he learns, Sephiroth becomes enraged and psychotic. Based on the Shinra reports, he comes to believe Jenova was a Cetra, or an "Ancient", and therefore he as Jenova's "son" is the last Cetra survivor. He also believes the human race had betrayed the Cetra 2,000 years in the past, leaving them alone to defend the Planet from a calamity it had faced , and resolves to take vengeance for his "ancestors".

From there, he started by destroying the town of Nibelheim and went back to the Mako reactor to claim the remains of his "mother". He attacked Tifa's father at the reactor, who had gone after him, and once Tifa picked up his Masamune to strike him down, he managed to disarm her and cut her down. He was again interrupted by Zack, who had been in the same squad as Sephiroth and Cloud Strife going to the Mako reactor, once he reached Jenova's chamber, but easily dispatched of him. However, he was taken by surprise by Cloud and was impaled by the Buster Sword, which didn't kill him, but left him greatly wounded. While Cloud went to tend to Tifa, Sephiroth cut off Jenova's head and picked it up, stumbling from the room. Cloud attempted to fight him again, but Sephiroth impaled him with the Masamune. However, it didn't kill Cloud, who was inching his way towards Sephiroth on Masamune. He used the sword to hurl Sephiroth into a pool of Mako that was below the reactor, leaving Cloud somewhat alive with the Masamune in him.

The effects of that made it so that Sephiroth was now traveling through the Lifestream, his willpower too great to allow himself to be consumed by it. He gained great knowledge and power with it over the course of several years. Fragments of his body would join at the Northern Crater, recreating his body in a cocoon of Mako. His goal now became to merge with the Lifestream and seize control of the planet to become a god.

Around five years later, he enacted his plan to become a god by calling all the Sephiroth clones to a reunion at the Northern Crater. The Jenova remains that were taken to Shinra headquarters shapeshifted into Sephiroth's form and killed the Shinra president after releasing Cloud and his friends from their prison inside the headquarters. After that, Sephiroth was once again seen inside a cargo ship, and then in Nibelheim. Once Cloud and his friends got to the Temple of the Ancients, he revealed his plan to create a large wound on the planet by using the Black Materia to summon the Ultimate Destructive Magic, Meteor, so it would use the Lifestream to heal itself, and he would place himself in the middle to merge with the Lifestream, making him a god ruling over the planet.

Sephiroth makes Cloud give the Black Materia to Jenova in his form. Aerith had gone to the Forgotten Capital to summon the Ultimate White Magic, Holy, which was the only thing able to stop Meteor. However, she was interrupted by Sephiroth, or rather Jenova in his form, and was impaled. Though she had been successful in summoning Holy, Sephiroth had managed to hold it off within the planet with his will.

Once Cloud and his friends were at the Northern Crater, Sephiroth manipulated them so that he would get the Black Materia that Cloud had gotten off of Jenova from an earlier fight in the Crater. He had broken Cloud's mind to make him think he was nothing more than a puppet. Once he got the Black Materia, the Northern Crater began to shake and Weapons were released from the planet as a defense mechanism, but Sephiroth put a barrier over the crater so they wouldn't be able to detect him. He began to shapeshift into a form more befitting of a god while waiting for Meteor to arrive.

His barrier was broken by the Mako cannon, a.k.a. Sister Ray, and that allowed Cloud and his friends to go down into the crater. Once they beat Jenova, they were met with a cocoon form, Bizzaro-Sephiroth. Upon beating that, Safer Sephiroth greeted them. In this form, Sephiroth had seven wings and held great power, for this was his god form. He was defeated, but his mind remained and as Cloud and the others tried to escape, Sephiroth pulled Cloud into a metaphysical battle, attempting to take control over Cloud. However, Cloud was stronger and managed to defeat him, and Sephiroth dissolved into the Lifestream.

Additional notes: Sephiroth will get angry and, shall we say, slash happy if someone mentions Jenova in a negative way. It's a part of his sanity, which there isn't much of.

Why you want to join this RP: It looks like it might be fun.

Spoiler: Its Sheet time

Name: Chell (Subject #1, Formerly Subject #1498)

Appearance:

Spoiler: Chell

General powers or attributes: Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, a gun able to fire two connecting portals onto surfaces

Previous Appearances: Portal, Portal 2

Bio: She is the test subject of Aperture Science - or at least, of the only known remaining remnant of that company: the Artificial Intelligence GLaDOS, who instructed and lead her through the testing chambers, with the promise of cake , Chell's favoritest food ever, which was a Lie. Chell woke up in the Enrichment Center and only the voice of GLaDOS, a bitchy meanie head of an AI, to guide her. As GLaDOS becomes increasingly meaner, she even called Chell fat, seriously thats not cool, it became clear that nothing she said was trustworthy. Eventually leading to Chell escaping and defeating the stupid *****, She tore her to pieces and threw every piece into a fire.

Only to be placed in a deep sleep reawakening far in the future, as if somebody tore open a portal in time, but not. After waking in the Center again Chell started losing her shit little by little trying to escape again this time with the help of a mentally handicapped Personality sphere Wheatly, acquiring a taste for smooth jazz. They accidentally reactivated GLaDOS this was the start of one bad day. After more fucking puzzles, and almost seeing a deer, Chell "helped" by replacing GLaDOS with Wheatly, this was real flipping stupid. A trip to Old Apeture followed were GLaDOS was a Potato, Chell heard Cave ramble about lemons, and THE GOO. She traveled throughout Aperture Science solving more insane puzzles, though these were retarded and stuff, GLaDOS and Chell sent Wheatly to sPaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceeeee. Then GLaDOS was a ***** again and told Chell she wanted Chell gone and sent her and a Companion Cube into the world. Now her and her best friend and true love Companion Cube make a living on the outside.

Chell's distinguishing trait, according to her files, is sheer stubbornness. She was moved up as a test subject by Doug Rattman, on a hunch.

Additional notes: All the time spent alone testing then living with Cube has left Chell extremely unstable, read Bat shit Insane.

Why you want to join this RP: I want to join this RP because it seems like a ton of insane awesome fun

Apologies to anyone who did not get in, but we have limited availability.

In addition, we're going to be using an old friend from the original VGE

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Reality-TV-Video-Game-Editions-RP

Sign up and join.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Well, damn...So what did it?
-My inability to put the words "I want to have fun here" in my sheet like everyone else?
-That little feud I had with Booster before the dawn of time?
-Booster PM'ing you and reminding you of it?
-Or is it just that the entire world is out to get me, one tiny piece of it at a time? That's the theory I generally believe in...

Seriously though, 7/8? How hard could it possibly be to squeeze in one more person? And you never said anything about a character limit... more proof for the theory that you kicked me out specifically for being called leet_x1337, not because of luck of the draw.

 

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: Surprise secret Chell Attack

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The COWH sat silently in the middle of the lava ridden death pool that was the center of the earth, being kept at a sustainable, and comfortable temperature of room temperature. By this time, the trans-dimensional test subjects should be arriving, in the large, luxurious, Gothic/Victorian kitchen of the COWH, with a long, 30 person, elegant table in the middle. the walls were lined velvet red, and in a corner sat a hulking monstrosity of a machine, wearing a beige business suit, a mustache, and fake eyeglasses with eyeballs in them. His body was much much too large for his stubby legs, and he fumed steam constantly. The captives, em, test subjects, had all been dropped, respectively, into a chair. The voice of a man blared over an unseen electronic device, along with some science-y sounding music.

"Cave Johnson here, and I- Back away from my face, Wheatley, you're only getting my mouth. Ahem, as i was saying. This week is the Second annual Aperture Science Shark Week, and we've stripped you non-existent, totally unimportant individuals from your own universe to test out Aperture Science's new Center Of the World Home, COWH.

We here at Aperture science have attempted to make this newest experiment safer than our first annual Aperture Science Shark Week experiment, where we genetically modified Magma-dwelling Sharkmen to work the menial grunt work around the labs. We lost three lab technicians that day, but who cares? They're replaceable. Back to the point.

We've surrounded this house with a 100%, quality grade Aperture Science Clear Orbital Containment Kevlar and given you an area outside with a suitable size for your recreational purposes. Look, there's even a little sandbox with some toys and other things children would like! We've also used our patented Aperture Science Insulating Super Heat Absorbing Silicate to protect your fragile bodies from the intense heat of the earth's core; just try not to breathe in too much of it.

In addition, i think it only fair to say that the COWH has a failsafe should any of you decide to try to leave the Aperture Science Clear Orbital Containment Kevlar, in that you will go boom. there will be a big mess, and the guys at the lab will have to clean it up, and I'm fairly certain they don't want to spend their Sunday afternoons cleaning up the slurry of your blood and the rubble of the house. The house has been accommodated with a well stocked kitchen and bar, rooms tailored to suit each and every need known to man, and Cable television.

So with that, you should all have been transported relatively safety into the kitchen, where the Aperture Science Automated Grappling Undercover Turret should be observing you. Get to know each other, and try not to stain the carpets. We're about to make some science. Cave Johnson out."

Spoiler: We

Have begun

Spoiler: Yes

I do realize that most of this OP was just a rip from the title post. Yes, that was the point. Cave Johnson said everything in the title post to the people who just got here, so it's also most of the OP.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell fell out of the ceiling through a portal, and into the kitchen of the COWH, after listening to Cave Johnson, a voice she was familiar with from her misadventures IN SCIENCE.
"Oh noes, I'm back. I'm a sad Chell now." she whispered looking around the room, and figure she should just deal since this stuff happens all the time when you work for Aperture Science, so why question what the recorded voice of Cave Johnson was even saying. She was now in a reality show at the center of the world...sure why not

She stood up and made sure she had a tight grip on her Portal Device, holding it close. dusting off her orange jumpsuit she took a good look at everyone else, they were some odd people, an emo angel with pretty hair, a maid, a little girl, a guy with an eye patch one was even a big fuzzy koala, though what caught her eye most was the cube man, Chell has a thing for cubes.

"OOOOOOH Loookie Its peoples I love peoples, HIYA PEOPLES I'm Chell and Imma be you're best friend in the WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE WORLD!" she said loud and at high speed to the other people in the room.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sakuya landed in a crouched ninja like position while studying her surroundings. Then a very loud shrill sound best described as wailing pierced her focus and she had to resist every urge to create a knife wall in that direction as her eyes turned a deep red.

If I had known this would have happened, I'd have brought more knives, or at the very least a sword.

She sighed, regaining her composure and blue eye color as she ignored the woman in the jumpsuit while eyeing the others suspiciously without a word. She took note of every available exit the room had, and eyed up the weapons everyone else had that she could see.

Another incident, and me without the Red-White or that magician.

 

[Lambi]

Sephiroth didn't bother to sit down, holding his Masamune in his left hand, blade facing back. A strange new world, with an annoying woman it would seem. "You're annoying..." he said to her in his low voice. He couldn't even be bothered to check out the other people in the room. This world held no interest for him. He tried to summon the Jenova cells, but couldn't seem to be able to interact with them. What is the meaning of this?! I should be able to communicate with Mother. Even more reason to not stick around this world...

There didn't seem to be any way out, and it would appear that attempting to leave would be fairly fatal, so he would have to play along with whatever was going on. For now. However, he still had no interest in trying to get to know anyone else there.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

Slightly disturbed, Motochika looked around, where was he? He then took notice of the other people in the room, especially the panda holding a keg of beer. "So... He started to say, "Anyone up for a race? Or some fine sake?" He finished as he jumped on his anchor-tipped spear, riding it like a surfboard while it hovered a few inches above the ground.

Grabbing a flask from his belt, he drank some before shaking his head and putting the flask away. "That is some strong stuff."

 

[KronosTalon]

Chen fell from the ceiling, obliterating his chair with his large body and landing himself smack dab on the floor, but still holding his large keg. He made his way to his feet, using the keg to help, and took a quick look around, noting a lot of the people were generally human looking. He had not met a lot of humans in his journeys, but he knew what one looked like. He looked curiously around at all the new faces, and all the new types of hair. At least three of them had silver hair, which interested Chen, and he walked over to the tall one with the long sword and examined it with his free hand, still holding his keg in the other.

"Ohhh very nice, It is rare that I see human, and with silver hair!" He said in a curious manner, having a bit of a oriental accent on it. He stopped playing with it quickly when he realized something alcoholic was opened in the vicinity. He took a quick look at his goods to make sure he was not spilling any of his goods, and then took a look at the man that had just taken a swig of his stuff. He got up closer, sniffing the whole way, and prodded the mans side, finding the flask and picking it up quickly, uncorking it and taking a little bit to drink himself. He smacked it around in his mouth for a little before swallowing, and took a look at the man. "Sake, it is pretty good too." He said as he gave the flask back and reached for his own, a flask labeled XXX in bold print, with some more x's scratched in beneath that, obviously done by one of the panda's claws. He shoved it toward the man and offered him a swig of it."It is only fair." He said with a smile.