REPORT: Archon in distress over which wing to choose for The Escapist

[Signa]

There has been way too many questionable attempts at satire on this board recently.

I think I'm going to make a Top 8 List of the worst offenders.

I'm thinking the top 8 of the top 8 would make a more interesting article. Or maybe the worst 8 of the top 8. Got to keep it meta.

 

[Colour Scientist]

There has been way too many questionable attempts at satire on this board recently.

I think I'm going to make a Top 8 List of the worst offenders.

I'm thinking the top 8 of the top 8 would make a more interesting article. Or maybe the worst 8 of the top 8. Got to keep it meta.

I guess we could use a Top 8 Top 8 Lists List.

[sub][sub]If anyone does this, I will end them.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Sleepy Sol]

There has been way too many questionable attempts at satire on this board recently.

I think I'm going to make a Top 8 List of the worst offenders.

I'm thinking the top 8 of the top 8 would make a more interesting article. Or maybe the worst 8 of the top 8. Got to keep it meta.

I guess we could use a Top 8 Top 8 Lists List.

[sub][sub]If anyone does this, I will end them.[/sub][/sub]

I'M ON THE CASE.

I think if I ever get any more stupid ideas like this I'm going to get a bit more input besides my brain at 4am before they get the green light. Or spend more than a few minutes writing them.

orz

 

[BloatedGuppy]

There has been way too many questionable attempts at satire on this board recently.

I think I'm going to make a Top 8 List of the worst offenders.

Is there an opposite of Poe's Law that can apply to situations like this?

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

*snip*

While I slightly agree with your assessment, you should probably edit that name out.

OT- 3/10 The wings were hot. I came.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

I came.

Ah, that's great news.

At least there was something for someone to gain from this.

 

[Barbas]

Am I the only one that thinks those two wings look like the ladies sitting back to back on semi-truck mud flaps? Minus the head and arms but still...

Yeah, also the Kappa logo. Don't see much Kappa wear these days; I guess its reputation must have been steadily destroyed over the years by gangs and the success of Little Britain. They also look a bit like charred cadavers...I think it might be time for my yearly psychologist visit.

 

[Rabbitboy]

He should obviously take the breasts. You should always go for the breasts.

 

[Zen Bard]

A bird needs two wings to fly.

Just sayin...

 

[Archon]

Using my vast Defy Media resources, I hired an expert panel of poultry experts, PR managers, and social media gurus. They have advised me that I should avoid chicken wings due to their potentially partisan sideness.

Going forward I will strictly purchase and consume chicken breast.

 

[Albino Boo]

Using my vast Defy Media resources, I hired an expert panel of poultry experts, PR managers, and social media gurus. They have advised me that I should avoid chicken wings due to their potentially partisan sideness.

Going forward I will strictly purchase and consume chicken breast.

WINGISM IN GAME JOURNALISM

 

[Kinokohatake]

A bird needs two wings to fly.

Just sayin...

What if one is broken?

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Using my vast Defy Media resources, I hired an expert panel of poultry experts, PR managers, and social media gurus. They have advised me that I should avoid chicken wings due to their potentially partisan sideness.

Going forward I will strictly purchase and consume chicken breast.

You filthy wingist!

I'm sure you will get nasty letters from the spicy honey mustard and chipotle representatives.

God, I swear BBQ just ruins everything!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I have the strangest desire to dig out my copy of the classic war movie Wings, and rewatch it.

You could also have a marathon viewing of the sitcom "Wings"!

Or you could listen to a playlist of Paul McCartney and Wings.

 

[lacktheknack]

Of the satire floating around recently, none of it is Jonathan Swift.

Heck, it's not even Hazy992 level (except for maybe Hazy992).

But then, this one got the target to post on it, so that's something, I suppose.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Of the satire floating around recently, none of it is Jonathan Swift.

Heck, it's not even Hazy992 level (except for maybe Hazy992).

But then, this one got the target to post on it, so that's something, I suppose.

Archon thought it fit to prolong my embarrassment at being a crappy writer.

Proof of his evil disposition.

 

[Hagi]

Using my vast Defy Media resources, I hired an expert panel of poultry experts, PR managers, and social media gurus. They have advised me that I should avoid chicken wings due to their potentially partisan sideness.

Going forward I will strictly purchase and consume chicken breast.

You filthy wingist!

I'm sure you will get nasty letters from the spicy honey mustard and chipotle representatives.

God, I swear BBQ just ruins everything!

Why always chickens eh? Never a goddamn rooster!

But nobody thinks about that...

One day our grandchildren will look back in bewilderment and disdain on these days whilst munching on rooster legs.

 

[Lightknight]

Using my vast Defy Media resources, I hired an expert panel of poultry experts, PR managers, and social media gurus. They have advised me that I should avoid chicken wings due to their potentially partisan sideness.

Going forward I will strictly purchase and consume chicken breast.

Men, amiright?

Haha, great humor.