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He/She who controls sex videos controls the wallets, minds and various sexual limbs of thousands of horny people. Netflix understands this simple business principle as the company announced today that they will begin to stream pornography and hope to expand theirdong position as the most popular film streaming service.
"Films, documentaries and television shows are good and all but the REAL money is almost always made with sex. Now customers can watch a cartoon show and then quickly find some rule 34 of their choosing without having to fumble with the mouse on one hand while unbuttoning their pants with the other. It's perfect for those who have, shall we say, a fast fire rate" said Netflix CEO Reed Hastings.
Hastings went into further detail on the creation of this side-project which he calls 'Dickflix.'
"There's so many types of naughty films which is definitely something seen in film genres. Instead of horror, science-fiction or animated, you get BDSM, sex tapes and yiffing. This is just scratching the surface on what kind of adult entertainment we can offer to customers. We hope to offer the largest collection of pornographic sub-genres that is possible."
"It may take some time for users who browse porn for free to transition to our new program but I'm confident that users will be positive. We have some advantages over the free, bug-ridden website used to get your rocks off. For one, we can offer 1080p crystal clear quality. You'll be able to see things you've never thought you could ever see in porn like the sperm count, the ribbed edges of the condom and tons of other bonus details. That's just one of the features we're happy to advertise" said Hastings.
When asked whether or not Netflix would create original pornography content, he declined to comment. In the journalistic sense, it pretty much means a yes.
TACO News would also like to recommend NOT going on a binge marathon of pornography.
<a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFoOlSlJMnY>Source
-TACO News: 1080p, 60 FPS of News to the Face
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He/She who controls sex videos controls the wallets, minds and various sexual limbs of thousands of horny people. Netflix understands this simple business principle as the company announced today that they will begin to stream pornography and hope to expand their
"Films, documentaries and television shows are good and all but the REAL money is almost always made with sex. Now customers can watch a cartoon show and then quickly find some rule 34 of their choosing without having to fumble with the mouse on one hand while unbuttoning their pants with the other. It's perfect for those who have, shall we say, a fast fire rate" said Netflix CEO Reed Hastings.
Hastings went into further detail on the creation of this side-project which he calls 'Dickflix.'
"There's so many types of naughty films which is definitely something seen in film genres. Instead of horror, science-fiction or animated, you get BDSM, sex tapes and yiffing. This is just scratching the surface on what kind of adult entertainment we can offer to customers. We hope to offer the largest collection of pornographic sub-genres that is possible."
"It may take some time for users who browse porn for free to transition to our new program but I'm confident that users will be positive. We have some advantages over the free, bug-ridden website used to get your rocks off. For one, we can offer 1080p crystal clear quality. You'll be able to see things you've never thought you could ever see in porn like the sperm count, the ribbed edges of the condom and tons of other bonus details. That's just one of the features we're happy to advertise" said Hastings.
When asked whether or not Netflix would create original pornography content, he declined to comment. In the journalistic sense, it pretty much means a yes.
TACO News would also like to recommend NOT going on a binge marathon of pornography.
<a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFoOlSlJMnY>Source
-TACO News: 1080p, 60 FPS of News to the Face
<color=darkred>Older News: <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.873632-REPORT-Leaked-Document-Reveals-Police-Plan-to-Kill-African-Americans> Leaked Document Reveals Police Plan to Kill African-Americans
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