Revenge

[Vampire cat]

Ya sound like a friend of mine... Except he's a tall Maori fella, lol. All the same you seem to be pretty happy which is more than I can say for most. Hope you don't get stabbed... Too deep.

I've had an amusing life, tho not the best of lives =3. I'm not complaining about it, I complain enough as it is and that annoys me XD

 

[Gralian]

Christ, dude, how old are you.
Revenge over something like this is just petty and childish. Not to mention several kinds of pathetic.
Grow the fuck up and move on.

Huh, if you were me you'd be really pissed off, and basicly i can do what the fuck I want, if it's legal that is.

No I wouldn't. You know why?
I'm not three years old.

Let me guess. You are between the ages of thirteen and sixteen, and you guys were together for maybe two weeks.
She dumped you because she got bored, as young adolescents are wont to do, and you are having yourself a nice mini-flip out because of it.
You're gonna play your immature prank because you're an impulsive, idiot teenager and controlling oneself is for chumps.

Did I get that right? I bet I did.

My advice, as before, is to grow the fuck up. But you are not going to take it because fuck that, ima big boy i do wat i want lolol.

This entire post made my week, thank you.

I can't really add anything more that hasn't already been said; revenge is petty and if anything will merely send the message they've succeeded in getting to you. Nothing hurts the self-important individual like being ignored and realising that, in fact, they're not important at all. Besides, instead of revenge you should be living out your impulsive horny teenage years by going after the next moving thing with tits since that's what teenagers are like at that stage anyway. No-one will judge you for it.

Also, what the fuck does 'bag me' mean? Stuff you in a body bag? Whack you with a Sainsbury's shopping bag? Christ, i hope i'm not getting old already. Damn kids and your lingo. Or perhaps it's an American thing.

 

[Hristo Petrov]

Make a bunch of flyers with her picture on them and write (For a good shag call "phone number") and pay a bunch of kids to pass them around town OR summon Chuthulu

 

[drdamo]

Ask for more. She won't expect that. Worst thing you'll get is her.
Else, ignore and get something fresh.

Personally i'd say its not worth the effort to get revenge if you have to work for it, if its there for the taking, go ahead, but wasting time and energy on it will only make you more the fool then her and you'll only hurt yourself in the end.

 

[Hellz_Barz]

She's probably getting a kick out of your reaction. So just don't give her the satisfaction and watch how soon she quits.

 

[Cgull]

Golly.

I think the rest of it still stands though, yes?
I sure hope it does. Someone over sixteen as ridiculous as this is a pretty sobering thought.

Listen. I'm not being a dick for no reason, here. I offer the same advice to all of my brother's friends when they do the same thing.
Logic and reasoning is useless. Mockery and harsh words work better.

BUT, if you want the less ornery version, all you are doing with revenge is giving HER the satisfaction of knowing she got to you.
By allowing yourself to give in, all you are doing is acting like a child. Sure, maybe you'll bother her somehow, but you're making an idiot out of yourself in the long run.

And besides. What do you think would bother her more. A reaction, or simply not giving a shit.
(Hint: It's the second one)

Nothing bothers a complete ***** more than thinking they mean nothing to you. Believe me.

^ All of those are wise words, take note.

The horrible truth is that this isn't going to be the last time you feel like this towards someone and at some point you'll have to find another way to deal with it as it isn't a coping mechanism you can sustain forever.

I mean, you were with her for three months and, at the end of it, you want to prank her, fast forward 30 years and you've just been told by your wife she wants a divorce, now what? Find a way to get her in Guantanamo? (I appreciate this is an extreme and entirely unlikely example).

 

[liamwazhere]

I went out with a chick I really liked and then she dumped me for no dam reason, and now she has the nerve to try to bag me. Does anyone know any great pranks or somthing funny to do to someone you hate?

Just stfu, "revenge" your not avenging anything your just trying to make yourself feel better by lashing out at the one who hurt you. Your pathedic

 

[captaincabbage]

dude, who gives a fuck? seriously.

All that shows when she's bagging you is that she's really insecure about herself and her current relationship status, so she's trying to make it look not as bad to herself by convincing herself that you're way worse than she is.

Seriously man, don't even bother. Just get over it and go meet someone else. Oh and every time you meet her, don't be snide and don't be a dickhole, just be really polite and friendly. It makes you look a lot better and mature and will piss her off to no end.

Trust me, it'll work.

 

[tredecim]

I went out with a chick I really liked and then she dumped me for no dam reason, and now she has the nerve to try to bag me. Does anyone know any great pranks or somthing funny to do to someone you hate?

"Accidentally" include her in an email to two or three of your buddies about how you're just glad she never found out about you and her best friend having a drunken one-night stand while she was seeing you.

(Or alternatively, 'confess' this to one of her other friends, begging her to keep it under her hat, etc - make sure it's one you know will immediately run to her with the gossip.)

 

[Harlemura]

Become an evil scientist. Make a virus that turns people into zombies. Let it spread for two to three weeks. Make sure she doesn't get infected.
Find her in amongst the masses of zombies. Bring some kind of escape vehicle. Begin to leave without her in. Get her to chase the vehicle. Let her get really close, then reach out to haul her up.

Then give her a slap in the face. Drive off and leave her for the skull munchers.

Foolproof.

 

[Outright Villainy]

And besides. What do you think would bother her more. A reaction, or simply not giving a shit.
(Hint: It's the second one)

Nothing bothers a complete ***** more than thinking they mean nothing to you. Believe me.

See, this here is good advice. Keep your dignity, and get your "revenge" in a classy way.
All these suggestions are funny and all, but revenge is extemely petty and immature.

[directed at Op] Grow up.

 

[Jedamethis]

If you can access the restroom she uses, i'll recommend...


And then go find someone who won't stab you in the back (or anywhere else, for that matter).

This is magnificent.

DO IT. NOW.

 

[ZydrateDealer]

Hmm...lots of comments none of them great...revenge is fun but ultimatly petty and people who are saying grow the fuck up are judging you too harshly; your best bet is to talk with her about why she dumped you and why she 'bagged' you...also 'bagged' it just sounds so silly. lol

Here's hoping things work out

By the way if she does something petty instead of talking to you like walking off in a huff or screeching insults at then yes she is the spawn of satan and you should definatly forget her which is where the revenge comes in...wait till you next see her in person and shout something about you having caught VD from her and she should probably get checked out and ring her old boyfriends to tell them to get checked out before casually walking off and leaving her in a state of shock while bystanders attempt to hide their giggles.

 

[mageroel]

Kill her.

Send me the body.

hahaha I dont think i'd go that far

It's not rape when she's dead! [ok, sorry, had to make that reference..]

 

[interspark]

In my opinion I think you need to just move on and forget about her. Revenge is never a good thing and if you get revenge on her she may try to get revenge on you. I think it is best to be the better person and just walk away from it.

lol, your avatar is hilarious!

 

[further]

If she has reason to bag you then she's not happy with her situation at the moment. Also, if she's like this then you're best to get our early to avoid being hurt even more by some stupid thing she's likely to do later on.

Did you ever think that maybe, just MAYBE, this is some big test thought up by those strange female brains in order for her to get more attention from you?

 

[Communist partisan]

Ofc... Go out whith her "do" her and than YOU ditch her...

 

[interspark]

you know, if youre really angry and revenge seeking, dont you think thats exactly what she wants? just ignore her and get on with your life dude

 

[inflamessoilwork]

I went out with a chick I really liked and then she dumped me for no dam reason, and now she has the nerve to try to bag me. Does anyone know any great pranks or somthing funny to do to someone you hate?

The best revenge on an ex for being ridiculous is doing well by yourself. Trust me on that one, show her what she missed out on.