Review: Killing Floor
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To SIMILARLY quote as MC Chris once did about Kingdom Hearts 2, "Left 4 Dead and Resident Evil fucked and had a fucked up flipper baby then named it Killing Floor.", that's basically how I see this game.
Killing Floor's a lot more intense than Left 4 Dead. Graphically L4D wins on scenery, while Killing Floor wins on grittiness, atmosphere, & general gloomy spookiness. If you want a bog standard zombie shooter with a few giggles go for L4D, but if you want something that's challenging which will make you genuinely tense then try Killing Floor. At between £11 & £15 it's quite a bargain.
its not one bloody bit like left for dead when you get it you will see that it rapes left 4 dicks killing floor is a chocolate gataux (chocolate cake) left 4 dead is dog shit with cat diarrhea buy killing floor if you want something that is good for bloody once.
Just because of all the pauses and the lack of enthusiasm and lack of well, entertainment. I'm not saying he's a bad journalist just that video reviews aren't his thing. Didn't mean to be a dick or anything.Nerdfury said:
First couple paragraphs about the thinness of the premise, and the last few talking about how the game was creepy. both times it began to sound like you were going somewhere with it, and believe me, you had the girl in the back seat with her pants down, ready and willing but you decided to masturbate instead. You spend very little time talking about the game more than the fact that it gave you the willies. You mention that its a game where you kill everything in site, but whether there are options in ways to kill them like dead rising or is it not much better than the classic house of the dead arcade game where you just keep shooting until something happens, whether wave after wave gets tedious and drawn out or holds its own, or the simple fact of the bullets to zombie ratio. This review reads more like what you would expect on the back of the box. oh, and very cute Hulk reference, I almost giggled.
Written: 4
Video: 3
Written: 4
Video: 3
You know everyone compares this to L4D yet this was in development Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before it
Didnt this start of as a mod?Lordkeppington said:
Was undecided on getting this due to some mixed reviews, but after watching this it looks pretty bloody awesome, just a shame it'll be left in the shadow of L4D...
This is a supplement, not a standalone review, if you're looking for a review for entertainment purposes and not for 'I'd like to find out if this game's worth buying' then go watch Zero Punctuation. Yahtzee is the one who does it for entertainment rather then a traditional informational review, not everyone is here to be a clone of him.BillyWentBoom said:
I think it did start off as a mod.flaming_squirrel said:
But it is a realy good game i played it at a friend of mines house if my pc was up to playing any games i would get it myself..
This game is everything that left 4 dead should be, like not being 50 fucking dollars. Left 4 dead is just plain easy where your only worry is if the college girl is gunna shoot you in the face, but even that's fine and dandy because she prefers an M9 pistol to a shotgun. I got Left 4 dead 4 my friends 2 play too and guess what, ITS ONLY 2 PLAYER. So 4 every 4 people playing, 2 of them have 2 waste 2 much money 4 a game that takes you 20 fucking minutes. While Killing Floor is atmospheric, time consuming, and fun. Plus you get to slow motion shoot a sweaty dead guy through the nose with a crossbow, where else can you do that?
