Review Wars - NewClassic's "Tome of the Ancients" Retro Comp.

[ultimatechance]

I've had two judges pull out and am extrememly busy with other things, I'm doing the best I can though and have recruited xitel and Labyrinth to help out. In the meantime, let's try to keep the silliness level down a bit, I'd like this not to turn into a spam thread. Thanks

well thats rather disappointing. Exactly how many of the 40 expected score have actually been submitted? Im just curious to know if this will actually happen sometime soon, or if its not going to happen for some time, despite the deadline being set sometime ago.

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

I believe I have all the scores of the three judges that are still in. As long as that's the case, I promise to have the scores by Monday, even if it means averaging only three scores instead of five.

EDIT: Just double-checked, and I indeed have all the scores of the three judges still in. So scores by the end of Monday, no matter what!

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Oh and lol cats arn't funny anymore.

Anymore!? I say that, but when I first saw it, I couldn't stop laughing for, like, a week.

Only three judges still in, eh? Well you can count on my loyalty. *puts hands on hips and looks into the wind, mysteriously*.

 

[Inverse Skies]

I believe I have all the scores of the three judges that are still in. As long as that's the case, I promise to have the scores by Monday, even if it means averaging only three scores instead of five.

EDIT: Just double-checked, and I indeed have all the scores of the three judges still in. So scores by the end of Monday, no matter what!

Oh you master of ceremonies you, building suspense for the poor contestants by dangling the scores in front of them then yanking! them away.

Monday it is! The suspense is starting to kill me...

 

[Hey Joe]

Is there a prize for the winner?

I was led to believe there would be punch and pie for the winner

 

[wowcrendor]

Is there a prize for the winner?

I was led to believe there would be punch and pie for the winner

Hawaiian Punch?

 

[spudz47]

Damn, if I win I'm gonna have all the Angelina Jolie I want...

 

[Nivag the Owl]

And if I win, I'm gonna eat all the easter eggs I want. Actually I can't win because I'm not even a competitor. But I'm still going to eat all the easter eggs I want.

 

[Lord Krunk]

And if I win, I'm gonna eat all the easter eggs I want. Actually I can't win because I'm not even a competitor. But I'm still going to eat all the easter eggs I want.

Nope, I stole all your eggs and sent them to the winner.

That would be me.

Wait, did I even enter?

*checks*

Yup, I just didn't submit. Damn.

Still, I steal your chocolate.

 

[Hey Joe]

I take your milkshake....

...and it brings all the boys to the yard

...and I'm like "damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge"

 

[Lord Krunk]

I take your milkshake....

...and it brings all the boys to the yard

...and I'm like "damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge"

See, you have a milkshake...

And I have a milkshake...

And my straw goes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL the way into your milkshake...

I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE!

*slurp*

I DRINK IT UP!

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

THE RESULTS

Yes, the moment everyone has been waiting very patiently for. First, let me say thanks to the judges and competitors both. I have to say rounding up the scores was quite fun, as the results were surprisingly close. Now, without further delay...

Our Third Place Winner with an even score of 20... Hey Joe

Our Second Place Winner barely inching ahead with a score of 20.3... Say Anything

And finally, with a winning score of 20.8, the Guilty Pleasure Champion....

Spoiler: *drumroll*

NewClassic!

Congrats to all the winners
All scores have been saved in case of a future leaderboard.

 

[Inverse Skies]

Lol, why doesn't that surprise me in the slightest? NewClassic is a very good writer.

Congratulations to everyone! Any idea when the next comp will be/what topic it will be on?

 

[Labyrinth]

I fucking called it.

 

[Inverse Skies]

I fucking called it.

Lol, it was NewClassic. Everyone called it! I would have been more surprised if he didn't win...

 

[Say Anything]

Second place? HeyJoe, NewClassic, and me?

I'm honored. Thanks for the competition, and good luck in the next one, everybody.

 

[Lord Krunk]

I fucking called it.

Lol, it was NewClassic. Everyone called it! I would have been more surprised if he didn't win...

Precisely; no offense to Hey Joe or the other competitors.

What's the next Review War going to be? 'cause I aim to actually get mine in next time.

 

[Hey Joe]

Huh? I placed? Can't you people read?

Who in blazes would give my rantiness a good score?

 

[Hey Joe]

Can I get a copy of the scores from each judge? Reviewing is my worst form of writing so I need to see where to improve and such.