riddle

[heyheysg]

What stairs, it's one story.
Bread goes in toasters.
You don't Bury Survivors.

A man builds a house, and all the sides face south, he looks out the window and sees a bear, what color is the bear?

There are no bears in the North Pole.

Here's one:
"I am the king of shovels.
I have a lovely wife, and I have a right-hand man.
I have ten servants to my name.
Who am I?"

There are no bears in the South Pole

The King of Spades

 

[heyheysg]

I love all these Google search riddles. It's lulzy.

From sorrowing now will you please refrain?
For I am here to remove all your pain.
Cultural barriers I can destroy,
Thus, I am something that all can enjoy.

What am I?

Rock and Roll

or Music

or Weed (True story, a Singaporean an Iranian an a Korean were at a cafe, someone said 'Hashish' and everyone looked up)

 

[Skreeee]

I love all these Google search riddles. It's lulzy.

From sorrowing now will you please refrain?
For I am here to remove all your pain.
Cultural barriers I can destroy,
Thus, I am something that all can enjoy.

What am I?

Peace? Or a hug. XD

 

[Heart of Darkness]

What stairs, it's one story.
Bread goes in toasters.
You don't Bury Survivors.

A man builds a house, and all the sides face south, he looks out the window and sees a bear, what color is the bear?

There are no bears in the North Pole.

Here's one:
"I am the king of shovels.
I have a lovely wife, and I have a right-hand man.
I have ten servants to my name.
Who am I?"

There are no bears in the South Pole

The King of Spades

Damn, you're right on both accounts. I must still be tired.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

whens a door not a door?

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I'll just re-ask my last one: What word has five letters but still only makes the sound of one?

is it uhhhh?

 

[EleanorRoosevelt]

Nope.

Clue/clarification: It's a word that's literally pronouced just like the single letter it starts with that happens to have five letters.

Queue.

 

[Skreeee]

I'll just re-ask my last one: What word has five letters but still only makes the sound of one?

is it uhhhh?

Nope.

Nope.

Clue/clarification: It's a word that's literally pronouced just like the single letter it starts with that happens to have five letters.

Queue.

You sir, are full of win.

 

[Chocomint]

I'm disappointed in myself. I love that word.

 

[Deleric]

Nope to anyone that answered mine.

 

[EleanorRoosevelt]

Yey I winz. :]

Detective Bob is investigating the murder of Dr. Joe. Dr. Joe is dead in the driver's seat of his car, peppered with bullets. The odd thing is, his car, which is a completely normal car that you might see anywhere, doesn't have a single bullet in it. No windows are broken, no bullet holes in the metal. How did Dr. Joe's murderer kill him without damaging the car?

Edit: the windows were up.

 

[Chocomint]

I love all these Google search riddles. It's lulzy.

From sorrowing now will you please refrain?
For I am here to remove all your pain.
Cultural barriers I can destroy,
Thus, I am something that all can enjoy.

What am I?

A smile, or love?

Yey I winz. :]

Detective Bob is investigating the murder of Dr. Joe. Dr. Joe is dead in the driver's seat of his car, peppered with bullets. The odd thing is, his car, which is a completely normal car that you might see anywhere, doesn't have a single bullet in it. No windows are broken, no bullet holes in the metal. How did Dr. Joe's murderer kill him without damaging the car?

Edit: the windows were up.

He was killed and then put in the car.

 

[EleanorRoosevelt]

Yey I winz. :]

Detective Bob is investigating the murder of Dr. Joe. Dr. Joe is dead in the driver's seat of his car, peppered with bullets. The odd thing is, his car, which is a completely normal car that you might see anywhere, doesn't have a single bullet in it. No windows are broken, no bullet holes in the metal. How did Dr. Joe's murderer kill him without damaging the car?

Edit: the windows were up.

He was killed and then put in the car.

Gee, that'd be kinda hard to do, wouldn't it? The official answer is no, but that is possible...

 

[Ace of Spades]

What happens one in a minute, twice in a millenium, but not once in a century?

The letter I.

I was going for m, but congratulations!

Oh that is funny.

... it is?

It made me chuckle a bit.

 

[Skreeee]

Yey I winz. :]

Detective Bob is investigating the murder of Dr. Joe. Dr. Joe is dead in the driver's seat of his car, peppered with bullets. The odd thing is, his car, which is a completely normal car that you might see anywhere, doesn't have a single bullet in it. No windows are broken, no bullet holes in the metal. How did Dr. Joe's murderer kill him without damaging the car?

Edit: the windows were up.

It's a convertable. And the top was down.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Yey I winz. :]

Detective Bob is investigating the murder of Dr. Joe. Dr. Joe is dead in the driver's seat of his car, peppered with bullets. The odd thing is, his car, which is a completely normal car that you might see anywhere, doesn't have a single bullet in it. No windows are broken, no bullet holes in the metal. How did Dr. Joe's murderer kill him without damaging the car?

Edit: the windows were up.

It's a convertable.

ninja'd

 

[EleanorRoosevelt]

Izzilz iz winz.

John the Hunter went out hunting. He walked south for a mile before he saw a bear. Excited, he went after it, going 2 miles east. Finally, he lost the bear. Discouraged, he walked north until he was back at his house. What color was the bear?

 

[Chocomint]

Well, if you did it before rigor mortis set in, I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard, just messy. Doesn't make for a good answer though, I guess.

Izzilz iz winz.

John the Hunter went out hunting. He walked south for a mile before he saw a bear. Excited, he went after it, going 2 miles east. Finally, he lost the bear. Discouraged, he walked north until he was back at his house. What color was the bear?

White, 'cause it's a polar bear.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Well, if you did it before rigor mortis set in, I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard, just messy. Doesn't make for a good answer though, I guess.

White, 'cause it's a polar bear.

no offense Choco but could you use quotes so we know whose riddle your answering