riddle

[skitzo van]

What can run but can't walk?

diarrhea!

 

[EleanorRoosevelt]

Well, if you did it before rigor mortis set in, I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard, just messy. Doesn't make for a good answer though, I guess.

White, 'cause it's a polar bear.

You winz! xD

John the hunter went hunting in a tropical jungle when he was ambushed by cannibal natives! They tied him up and brought him to their camp. Their leader walked up to him and told him that they would kill him based on the last statement he uttered. If the statement was true, they would boil him in water. If it was false, they would boil him in oil. What can John the hunter say that will save him?

 

[ZP---Fanatic]

What Has 2 Bodies And the linger it stands still the quicker it runs?

Fnarr Fnarr

 

[Chocomint]

no offense Choco but could you use quotes so we know whose riddle your answering

Fixed, my bad.

What makes water wetter, fire hotter, earth stronger, and wind lighter?

Nothing?

 

[Mr Inappropriate]

Alright, here's one for you all. This one had me scratching my head for ages until I realised how simple the answer was.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun, points it at the man, and the man thanks the bartender and walks back out. What has just happened?

 

[Chocomint]

John the hunter went hunting in a tropical jungle when he was ambushed by cannibal natives! They tied him up and brought him to their camp. Their leader walked up to him and told him that they would kill him based on the last statement he uttered. If the statement was true, they would boil him in water. If it was false, they would boil him in oil. What can John the hunter say that will save him?

I'll spoiler the answer because there was a similar one earlier, someone else can have a go.

Spoiler

He can say he'll be boiled in oil.

 

[ZP---Fanatic]

Well, if you did it before rigor mortis set in, I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard, just messy. Doesn't make for a good answer though, I guess.

White, 'cause it's a polar bear.

You winz! xD

John the hunter went hunting in a tropical jungle when he was ambushed by cannibal natives! They tied him up and brought him to their camp. Their leader walked up to him and told him that they would kill him based on the last statement he uttered. If the statement was true, they would boil him in water. If it was false, they would boil him in oil. What can John the hunter say that will save him?

is the answer Is it you wont boil me in oil?

 

[Chocomint]

Alright, here's one for you all. This one had me scratching my head for ages until I realised how simple the answer was.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun, points it at the man, and the man thanks the bartender and walks back out. What has just happened?

He had the hiccups and was cured by being scared.

Eee, too slow.

 

[Mr Inappropriate]

Haha, nice one guys. I'll post some more when I can think of some.

 

[heyheysg]

no offense Choco but could you use quotes so we know whose riddle your answering

Fixed, my bad.

What makes water wetter, fire hotter, earth stronger, and wind lighter?

Captain Planet

 

[Skreeee]

What makes water wetter, fire hotter, earth stronger, and wind lighter?

...-er?

 

[EleanorRoosevelt]

Huh. Here's a hard one.

The magically magical Mr. Magical magically said that he could magically put a bottle in a room and magically crawl into it. Mr. Magical is a magical six feet tall, yet he magically performed the magical stunt just described. How did he magically do it?

 

[Chocomint]

Huh. Here's a hard one.

The magically magical Mr. Magical magically said that he could magically put a bottle in a room and magically crawl into it. Mr. Magical is a magical six feet tall, yet he magically performed the magical stunt just described. How did he magically do it?

He put the bottle in another room, then crawled into that room.

I'll add a riddle - What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

 

[KaiRai]

If you have it you do not tell
If they know it they do not want it
If they receive it, they do not know it

Chlamydia!!

 

[Chocomint]

No silly, brown glue!

That was my second guess! Really.

 

[KaiRai]

guess what it is:

The pope doesn't use it
Madonna doesn't have it
Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one
Michael j. Fox has a small one
Bill Clinton uses his a lot.

I would have said penis, but the part about Madonna threw me off.

 

[arkwright]

whens a door not a door?

When its a jar.