I'm not sure if this qualifies as a riddle, but whatever: You're driving home late at night, but there's a severe storm going on and you see a large abandoned building to the side of the road and decide to stop there until the storm ends (hey, I didn't say you're particularly bright). You enter the building and the power is out due to the storm, so you take out a flashlight and start looking through the building. After a while of exploring the building, you enter a small room with two doors besides the one you entered from. The door locks behind you and a voice on an intercom tells you that behind the door to the left is a man with a sniper rifle about 50 feet away (I told you the building was large) who will immediately shoot you in the head the moment you enter. It'll be quick and painless. The door to the right contains three very large men and an electric chair. The men will grab you and force you on to the chair and turn it on. It'll be horrifyingly painful, obviously. If you manage to somehow survive your choice, you get to leave. Or you can sit there and starve to death. Which do you pick?