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Artemis923

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crudus said:
KazCos said:
A man goes to a hotel on Friday, stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How?
Clearly he is riding a horse named Friday

Artemis923 said:
This all things devour,
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers,
Slays kings, ruins towns,
Beats high mountains down.
Time
Aye, time it is.

The Hobbit owns.XD
 

Spacewolf

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Right then ill give you a more difficult on thats not in the Hobbit then
Born From light, darkness i bring and i consume everything.

(note its not shadow)
 

Clirck

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KazCos said:
In the desert a body is found wearing a backpack, the body is 3 feet away from water. How did they die?
He parachuted but failed and landed dead next to puddle of water.
 

bookboy

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Spacewolf said:
Right then ill give you a more difficult on thats not in the Hobbit then
Born From light, darkness i bring and i consume everything.

(note its not shadow)
a black hole? (Born from a star)
crudus said:
Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?
a ton.
 

Dr.Poisonfreak

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Jaygee02 said:
Dr.Poisonfreak said:
Virus49 said:
AmrasCalmacil said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Here's one!

How many Escapists does it take to use the Search [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.55748?page=1] Button [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.99031?page=1]?
Loads.
One to search and the rest to point out everything he missed.

I've got one.
A man is found dead in a forest after a forest fire, he is wearing a scuba suit.
He did not die because of the fire, nor as a result of smoke inhalation.
How did he die?
Isnt this from an episode of CSI? Im pretty sure he was scuba diving, stumbled upon a sea mine, which blew him out of the water and into a tree after the forest fire had occured.
his tank took a knock and exploded i think, although don't quote me to that:


OT: what has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
A Keyboard?
you good sir are correct, have a cookie

 

Spacewolf

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bookboy said:
Spacewolf said:
Right then ill give you a more difficult on thats not in the Hobbit then
Born From light, darkness i bring and i consume everything.

(note its not shadow)
a black hole? (Born from a star)
Indeed that is the answer
 

Totally_Legit

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jebbo said:
Kuchinawa212 said:
Virus49 said:
AmrasCalmacil said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Here's one!

How many Escapists does it take to use the Search [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.55748?page=1] Button [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.99031?page=1]?
Loads.
One to search and the rest to point out everything he missed.

I've got one.
A man is found dead in a forest after a forest fire, he is wearing a scuba suit.
He did not die because of the fire, nor as a result of smoke inhalation.
How did he die?
Isnt this from an episode of CSI? Im pretty sure he was scuba diving, stumbled upon a sea mine, which blew him out of the water and into a tree after the forest fire had occured.
I think I saw the episode. Yeah your right.
I swear this is in a film, possibly magnolia. A plane designed to scoop water out of lakes to drop on forest fires accidentally scoops up the diver aswel. The it deposits him and the water over the forest to put out the fire. He dies from drowning inside the plane. Looks like CSI nicked it and then bastardized it
also, on Mythbusters they proved it's not possible. sorry for being a buzzkill :-s xD
 

SecretTacoNinja

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Here's one!

How many Escapists does it take to use the Search [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.55748?page=1] Button [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.99031?page=1]?
Oh! Oh! I know!
The answer is lightbulb!

Wait... what?
 

Totally_Legit

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SecretTacoNinja said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Here's one!

How many Escapists does it take to use the Search [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.55748?page=1] Button [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.99031?page=1]?
Oh! Oh! I know!
The answer is lightbulb!

Wait... what?
it's none

they don't know how to use it anyway xD
 

Jaygee02

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Dr.Poisonfreak said:
Jaygee02 said:
Dr.Poisonfreak said:
Virus49 said:
AmrasCalmacil said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Here's one!

How many Escapists does it take to use the Search [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.55748?page=1] Button [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.99031?page=1]?
Loads.
One to search and the rest to point out everything he missed.

I've got one.
A man is found dead in a forest after a forest fire, he is wearing a scuba suit.
He did not die because of the fire, nor as a result of smoke inhalation.
How did he die?
Isnt this from an episode of CSI? Im pretty sure he was scuba diving, stumbled upon a sea mine, which blew him out of the water and into a tree after the forest fire had occured.
his tank took a knock and exploded i think, although don't quote me to that:


OT: what has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
A Keyboard?
you good sir are correct, have a cookie

Give me back my cookie!

Here's an easy one: A farmer has 10 sheep, all but 3 die - how many are left?
 

icyfresh

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hey here is an awesome one (two)

a panda walks into a restraunt he eats takes out a gun, kills the waiter and leaves
when the police caught him the panda said it was nature by pointing out a his deffinition on a dictionary a baffeled police let him go
why did they do that?

a malk is walking down a muddy path whild it is raining he turns around and sees no foot prints in the mud. why is that?
 

Mythos1092

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I'm not sure if this qualifies as a riddle, but whatever: You're driving home late at night, but there's a severe storm going on and you see a large abandoned building to the side of the road and decide to stop there until the storm ends (hey, I didn't say you're particularly bright). You enter the building and the power is out due to the storm, so you take out a flashlight and start looking through the building. After a while of exploring the building, you enter a small room with two doors besides the one you entered from. The door locks behind you and a voice on an intercom tells you that behind the door to the left is a man with a sniper rifle about 50 feet away (I told you the building was large) who will immediately shoot you in the head the moment you enter. It'll be quick and painless. The door to the right contains three very large men and an electric chair. The men will grab you and force you on to the chair and turn it on. It'll be horrifyingly painful, obviously. If you manage to somehow survive your choice, you get to leave. Or you can sit there and starve to death. Which do you pick?
 

crudus

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icyfresh said:
hey here is an awesome one (two)

a panda walks into a restraunt he eats takes out a gun, kills the waiter and leaves
when the police caught him the panda said it was nature by pointing out a his deffinition on a dictionary a baffeled police let him go
why did they do that?
Panda- noun (pan-duh)
1. a white-and-black, bearlike mammal, Ailuropoda melanoleuca, now rare and restricted to forest areas of central China containing stands of bamboo.
2. eats shoots and leaves

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Mythos1092 said:
I'm not sure if this qualifies as a riddle, but whatever: You're driving home late at night, but there's a severe storm going on and you see a large abandoned building to the side of the road and decide to stop there until the storm ends (hey, I didn't say you're particularly bright). You enter the building and the power is out due to the storm, so you take out a flashlight and start looking through the building. After a while of exploring the building, you enter a small room with two doors besides the one you entered from. The door locks behind you and a voice on an intercom tells you that behind the door to the left is a man with a sniper rifle about 50 feet away (I told you the building was large) who will immediately shoot you in the head the moment you enter. It'll be quick and painless. The door to the right contains three very large men and an electric chair. The men will grab you and force you on to the chair and turn it on. It'll be horrifyingly painful, obviously. If you manage to somehow survive your choice, you get to leave. Or you can sit there and starve to death. Which do you pick?
Electric chair. The rain on your body turns into a Faraday cage which will leave you totally unharmed since the electricity will go through the water instead of through your body (well, in theory at least). [/physicist]. Real logic: electric chair, the house's power is out.
 

Jaygee02

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icyfresh said:
hey here is an awesome one (two)

a panda walks into a restraunt he eats takes out a gun, kills the waiter and leaves
when the police caught him the panda said it was nature by pointing out a his deffinition on a dictionary a baffeled police let him go
why did they do that?

a malk is walking down a muddy path whild it is raining he turns around and sees no foot prints in the mud. why is that?
Is he blind?
 

MCDERF

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What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?