Ridiculously Pretentious Names in Games

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My list of hated names:

1) Your real name. You have to have no imagination to just name your gaming persona "Jason".
EXCEPTIONS: If your name is cool like mine is. Douk, it sounds so cool you want to touch it, but you mustn't touch.
2) Celebrities's name. I stand corrected, you have to have less than no imagination to name yourself afters someone else.
EXCEPTIONS: If you incorporate their name into a joke: Bill ORLY, Oprah Windfury, and Brock Obama are all acceptable.
3) Anything to do with snipers.
Noe xceptions.
4) A quarter of the characters are symbols. XxHolySnip3rxX as an example.
EXCEPTION: if your username is "Mr.T"

People who use xXx in their name are often straight edge (sXe) and xXx is a symbol of that. The same applies to a lot of people who put x[name]x in their name.

Oh yes, I believe that 1/2 of all people on Xbox Live are from there.

from there? You don't know what straight edge is do you?

Straight edge is a bunch of kids following the law, yet boast about it like they're all special shit.

 

[CrazyBerk]

It was something like DEATHFROMTHEMIST.

I also saw someone called CoolJamesBob. Not so pretentious as just plain stupid.

Hah dude you serious? I know that guy.

 

[Njaard]

I really hate them, especially when I play DotA. I kick players with names that are even remotely like XzXzXpROpUDgeXzXzX. The odds for that a player with a name like that playing well, or even decent is something like 1/20. I just kick the, which is somewhat ironic seeing as my WC3 account is called "Bernt_X".

 

[Sun Flash]

My Gamertag is Grey Goomba, which shows my best hope in life is to be crushed under the sole of an obese Italian plumber, a goal so depressing. Can't even be arsed to go sepia.

One of my friends has got x's to show he is sXe. Another has x's and his clan name in the Gamertag. I need better friends.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

XxXxx/\vvE$0/\/\e1337|<!/_/_UrxxXxX

That one sounds like something a nuclear weapons terminal says when it malfunctions and fires nukes at everywhere.

In the time it takes to pronounce that name, a million cosmos shall flare into being and sink into eternal night...

What annoys me is people who use accents on all the words or just symbols, like &#934; &#286;&#1085;&#9674;&#7777;&#964; &#934;.

Sure I know what it says, but it's kinda flamboyant.

 

[Helimocopter]

I know a guy whos name on live is atheism, dude in his 40s and is like a lawyer or something

argues with actual atheists all the time, generally cause its some random teenager who is more just going against his parents then deciding to actually be atheist.

he trounces the every single time

oddly the most commonly used attack the people he argues with is, "YEAH WELL, YOU WORSHIP A JEWISH ZOMBIE WHO BANGED HIS OWN MOTHER", followed swiftly by "your mom" jokes
its funny

(not trying to start a flame war or nothing, just a story, stay calm)

 

[Xeros]

Anyone I see with a name like that, /spit, /slap, /ignore in that order.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

That and people who use random symbols for letters. I remember someone who when by (V)@Y|-|E/\/\
or some shit like that to spell Mayhem.

 

[Dark Knifer]

XxAtOmicKillazXx1337
That was one of the worst ones I have seen.

Mine is simple, easy to remember and doesn't sound too bad.

 

[DarkLight523]

Anyone with the numbers 1337 or 69 in their names are automatically blacklisted to me.

 

[Spiner909]

If I ever run a server, I will have a rule; if you have more than TWO letters in your name that do not appear on a standard keyboard, I kick you.

Good rule. Should be bronzed and put on a tablet.

 

[Uber Evil]

*Uber Snip*
Cool. Is it like hard lemonade?

Yes, if hard lemonade is the soda-lemonade hybrid. Its like carbonated lemonade.

No hard lemonade is alcoholic.