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Ursus Buckler

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Tonight I witnessed something that was prophecised to occur in 2012.
I saw a video on Youtube of a song actually worse than Rebecca Black's Friday.
Here is a link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64

I for one think this is getting ridiculous, and that I'm actually just wishing that if we just accepted Justin Bieber this would all go away. And when you find yourself wishing for Justin Bieber, you know you're getting desperate.

Thoughts?
 

The Apothecarry

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...Words fail me, but not Spiderman!


Ark Music Factory just can't take a rather massive hint, can they?

EDIT: Wait, it's NOT AMF? Now I'm less disappoint, but still disappoint.
 

Havik223

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Didn't even make it past a minute and 30. I might try again later, but right now I REALLY need to listen to some good music to get past... that.... That song to my ears was what the Rape of Nanking was to the Chinese. Nothing less than an affront to all human decency and a crime against life in its entirety.
 

trooperpaul

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You missed her other song, "O.M.G.", which is about CP.
Link not provided for reasons of good taste.
 

Dags90

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This is old news, OP. You can even jack her swag for ten minutes. I'm pretty sure it was made before the whole Friday nonsense, too.
 

suitepee7

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huh, found this about a week after i found 'friday', so a while back. butstill doesn't make it bearable xD

oh, and watch the dubbed version, by the same guy who did a dub of friday, its fuckin hilarious ^^
 

Owyn_Merrilin

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Ursus Buckler said:
Tonight I witnessed something that was prophecised to occur in 2012.
I saw a video on Youtube of a song actually worse than Rebecca Black's Friday.
Here is a link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64

I for one think this is getting ridiculous, and that I'm actually just wishing that if we just accepted Justin Bieber this would all go away. And when you find yourself wishing for Justin Bieber, you know you're getting desperate.

Thoughts?
That video was made by the same people that made Rebecca Black's video, and it actually came out first by several months. Unfortunately, this video isn't the low point of Ms. Rose's career; that would be this creepy little abomination:

<youtube=MDulhduiDQw&feature=related>

The girl is 12.

Some of you are probably wondering why I know so much about this. The reason is that there was a thread about this some time last week.
 

kek13

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Why is she singing about jeans?

No I'm actually curious as to why you would sing about such a mundane peace of clothing, is it really THAT important that Miley Cyrus is wearing a pair of jeans you like?

More importantly, WHY DOES THIS HAVE OVER 9 MILLION VIEWS?!

The only good thing that could come out of this is that a new meme/fad might be born and the results could be mildly amusing.

Anyway, I'll be curled up in the corner traumatized if anyone needs me. :p
 

Flailing Escapist

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I don't get it...
Do all the girls in the yard feel like they need to be popular like Justine Bieber now?
But if I was Spidey I would say:


 

Ursus Buckler

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Dags90 said:

This is old news, OP. You can even jack her swag for ten minutes. I'm pretty sure it was made before the whole Friday nonsense, too.
Sorry dude, I guess I'm the equivalent of the Time Oblivious Slowpoke. :') Still, point still stands. I'd rather listen to Rebecca Black XD
 

Flailing Escapist

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Also I've been noticing a recent trend of 12 year olds singing in autotune and waking up at the beginning of their videos...... And why the random black people?
Hmmmmm..
 

valkeminator

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The end of the music industry is getting closer and closer by the Teenage "artist".

Seriously, WTF?! Just what is it with the music industry and teenagers anyway.
 

Just_A_Glitch

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Owyn_Merrilin said:
That video was made by the same people that made Rebecca Black's video, and it actually came out first by several months. Unfortunately, this video isn't the low point of Ms. Rose's career; that would be this creepy little abomination:

<youtube=MDulhduiDQw&feature=related>

The girl is 12.

Some of you are probably wondering why I know so much about this. The reason is that there was a thread about this some time last week.
I'm gonna be honest here. Creepy video aside, this doesn't really seem any worse than any typical pop songs.

If I didn't know who it was/see the video, I wouldn't be against listening to this. The Jeans song is bad, this is bland but not terrible.
 

teh_Canape

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other than that, just let her be and don't bother too much about it

it's not like she's gonna live it down that easily
 

Mallefunction

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*Sigh* And yet you, by posting this link, have given her more views. You know, everyone hates Friday, but Rebecca Black still got rich off of that hatred. You want to reward another stupid preteen for their stupidity rather than an actual accomplishment?
 

Owyn_Merrilin

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Just_A_Glitch said:
Owyn_Merrilin said:
That video was made by the same people that made Rebecca Black's video, and it actually came out first by several months. Unfortunately, this video isn't the low point of Ms. Rose's career; that would be this creepy little abomination:

<youtube=MDulhduiDQw&feature=related>

The girl is 12.

Some of you are probably wondering why I know so much about this. The reason is that there was a thread about this some time last week.
I'm gonna be honest here. Creepy video aside, this doesn't really seem any worse than any typical pop songs.

If I didn't know who it was/see the video, I wouldn't be against listening to this. The Jeans song is bad, this is bland but not terrible.
Oh, the song is atually pretty good for bubblegum pop. It's the lyrics that are creepy. She's 12 years old, and basically soliciting herself for sex. I won't blame you if you don't want to listen to it again, though.

Edit: Here's a lyrics sheet

<spoiler=spoiler'd for length>Just take a picture, baby, Look at what I'm wearing,
Just take a picture baby, No need for staring.
You know that you want to, you know that you need to,
It will last longer for you. Baby say it now,

Oh my god, she looks good, (omg she looks good)
Oh my God, you know you wish you could ( Baby Say it now)
Oh my God She looks good, Oh my God, you know you wish you could, but you can't be like this.

Oh, come on by the crib,
The girls start looking dib
Just shaking that boom boom.
Going all around and around and back again.
All the way around and around and back again
All the way around and around and back again,(what) again,(what),again.

Don't be hating on me, no need to fake it,
Playing that games upon me, may they mistake it.
They know that they love me, they know that they hate me,
No matter what, I am a sta-a-r.
Baby Say it now.

Oh my god, she looks good, (omg she looks good)
Oh my God, you know you wish you could ( Baby Say it now)
Oh my God She looks good, Oh my God, you know you wish you could, but you can't be like this.

Oh, come on by the crib,
The girls start looking dib
Just shaking that boom boom.
Going all around and around and back again.
All the way around and around and back again
All the way around and around and back again,(what) again,(what),again.

Beep Beep
Toot Toot
http://www.elyricsworld.com/omg_lyrics_jenna_rose.html
Beep Beep
Toot Toot
Boom Boom

Just take the picture baby, take the picture
It'll last longer.

Oh my god, she looks good, (omg she looks good)
Oh my God, you know you wish you could ( Baby Say it now)
Oh my God She looks good, Oh my God, you know you wish you could, but you can't be like this.

Oh, come on by the crib,
The girls start looking dib
Just shaking that boom boom.
Going all around and around and back again.
All the way around and around and back again
All the way around and around and back again,(what) again,(what),again (what) Again.

Oh, come on by the crib,
The girls start looking dib
Just shaking that boom boom.
Going all around and around and back again.
All the way around and around and back again
All the way around and around and back again,(what) again,(what),again (what) Again.

Oh, come on by the crib,
The girls start looking dib
Just shaking that boom boom.
Going all around and around and back again.
All the way around and around and back again
All the way around and around and back again,(what) again,(what),again (what) Again.