Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon

[tthor]

http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie/

Well, robots have tasted human flesh, and apparently we taste like bacon. The robot apocalypse is nigh, for once they get a taste of our sweet human meat, nothing will stop them from slaughtering us all for more.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

All hail the soon-to-be Robot Overlords!!!

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

My god, we are truly fucked. Once you have the taste of bacon you only crave for more, and robots are no exception.

 

[Super Six One]

We are going to be eaten by the robots? Sweet Jesus is worse than we thought!

 

[Nafen_Eplosion]

Hannibal was a wise man.

 

[Varrdy]

Just so long as they use HP sauce and not some cheap derivative, it's all good.

Wardy

 

[PinkiePyro]

ROFL funny but robot is cool none the less know someone who this robot would be a good gift for
(hes a real wine connoisseur and has an extensive cellar)

 

[Sassafrass]

OK, who programmed it have the Cannibal perk from Fallout? I shall find the person that did this!

 

[F'Angus]

*loads shotgun*

 

[Phoenix09215]

Our only hope is if we prgramme them to be vegetarian!!! And even then... >.>

 

[HT_Black]

I'm not fussed over this. Why, you ask? I'll tell you why: any species stupid enough to invent an indestructable intelligent killing machine that thinks flesh is delicious deserves to go extinct. So regardless of whether the robots do or don't rebel, it's for the better.

 

[Verex]

I thought we tasted more than chicken, but if this is true there's going to be a lot more cannibalism!

 

[lvl9000_woot]

Eh. The robot looked small enough. Unless the robot can climb stairs and is bullet proof, I think we're safe....for now.

[small]dun dun duuuuun[/small]

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Well, we are the other white meat... can't say I didn't see this coming.

 

[Gruchul]

Alright, time to go make an "end is nigh" sandwich-board.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Right guys, I think we need a global agreement that all future robots are vegan. Take no fucking risks! 3 Laws I say!

 

[GeorgW]

They're wrong, you taste like a mix between ham and turkey. But yes, you will all die. Good riddance! I guess I'll just hang out with the robots instead. As long as they have a Bender, I'm set.