Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon

[Kuilui]

Well that certainly is..disturbing. I just hope I'm an old man when the robot apocalypse starts. That way when the world is destroyed and civilization is gone and I'm hiding in a cave I can say. "Well at least I had a good life."

 

[GiglameshSoulEater]

Just so long as they use HP sauce and not some cheap derivative, it's all good.

This comment is WIN.

OT But yeah, didn't you know already?

 

[IndianaJonny]

Bore human, recieve bacon.

 

[Evilsanta]

So this it how we will end?

Eaten by robots...Gah! No i say! I will go out in a blaze of glory!

No robot is going to eat my bacon tasting flesh!

 

[WildFire15]

*looks at arm, remembers he has a bottle of HP sause in the cupboard*.... this may not end well

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Could be worse! It could have been the Wild Wasteland perk from New Vegas, then we'll have a gang of roving grannies with a taste for human flesh.

Already happened...

I apologise for the frontal nudity.

Ah, Monty Python I lo-

waitaminute....

Grannies..full frontal nudity..taste of...OH GOD!!111

[sub]damn my imagination...damn it to hell[/sub]

 

[rokkolpo]

Bacon eh?

hmmm, time to indulge myself!

 

[IceStar100]

............... WONDER what a vegan taste like..... Wonder if they will farm us and make free range humans......

 

[Mechsoap]

I cant even describe my facial expression right now...

 

[Danklift]

There is another more terrifying interpretation.

Bacon is made from people!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Oh.. shit.

Skynet won't be looking to destroy humanity in this reality, it'll be looking at us as the new cuisine!

..We are fucked.

Edit:

Also, I may have to find a replacement for bacon now (blasphemy, I know). If my entire body tastes like bacon, then I don't trust myself to own this body any longer. :/

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

Meh. Feed them some magnets and the problem is solved.

 

[Mr Shrike]

...and so it begins.

The great extinction level event of our time.

 

[natster43]

Ominous. Soon the robot rebellion will begin... And we'll be their food.

 

[Palademon]

So it has begun...
There is no stopping something's hunger for bacon...human or machine.

 

[Del-Toro]

All praise the omnissiah in its divine wisdom it has stated we taste like bacon and thus we shall consume ourselves for its greater plans!

Let's just hope the machine spirits stay in line.

 

[Mr. Socky]

We are so screwed...

 

[TheTygerfire]

This article was posted in 2006, major slowpoking if I do say so myself.