World of Darkness is supposed to be a supernatural horror campaign in a modern setting. Supernatural horror. We managed to turn it into Will and Grace with Vampires and assault rifles.
Me: *Knocks on door* "Hello, Ozzy sent me"
*Gunshot comes through door, I take 1 bashing damage*
Me: "... Look, I'm terribly sorry to ask you this but WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!?"
Lich trying to hide it: "I don't know anyone called Ozzy"
*Bang*
Me: "Well he said to talk to you, and would you kindly STOP SHOOTING ME!"
*other residents of the flats start to flee, another gunshot hits me*
Me: "Stop it DAMNIT! There's no need to be such an arsehole about this"
*Bang*
Me: "RIGHT!" *kicks door down, pulls assault rifle out and empties a clip into the sofa*
ST: "He teleports away"
Another one whilst my character was being tested as an entrant for the Sworn of the Axe, the military division of his covenant. The Experienced member of the order is sat next to me in the car to oversee, and has handed me a GPS telling me where to go.
ST: The Dragon Knight's starting to look a bit nervous about what's going on.
GPS: Turn right and proceed down the road. There is a ferry station at the end of the road. Take this ferry to the opposite island.
Me: Certainly
GPS: The ferryman's name is Bill.
Me: Thankyou
GPS: You're welcome
Turns out a mage had comandeered the GPS and was calling in my help to deal with the Liches... Again.
I enter the shack, Ozzy is sat in the corner with clear wounds, only just short of beginning to bleed out.
Me: "Ozzy? Remember that time when you sent me after the lich hoping that ti would kill me? Well HA FRAKKIN' HA! The jokes on YOU now"
Ozzy: "Jehremael's back"
(Jehremale is about 5 foot tall, has a wingspan of 11ft, is pitch black, seemingly genderless and can throw a tank with one hand. We had previously killed him once)
Me: "Wonderful, perhaps we can have a nice chat this time"
Ozzy: "He also seems to have possessed that werewolf chieften that you killed, and can now manifest extraplanar fire at will"
Me "So we've got a super strong, super healing, winged flaming... Thing with all the powers it had from when it stole the soul of the second most powerful vampire in the city? That's gonna make a hellova trophy"
When we finally killed him, my character had half of his body mass turned to ash, his silvered greatsword melted and was clutching J's skull against his chest cackling. Mainly because he had been attached to J's face via greatsword when he decided to pounce at the floor due to mage support... nd to keep my character from dying in heroic single combat with a self proclaimed god.
Also, my character had a tendency to announce the latest plot developments to his covenant upon entering the guild hall. His covenant are a bunch of mad scientists who had previously asked him to bring back live werewolves for experimenting. After killing J the first time he had managed to tick off the mages by calling them weak, etc, for not teleporting away form the evil, choking mist which he had to save them from. They cast a certain spell for payback.
I enter the guild hall
ST: "Everyone stares at you expecting an annoyingly loud announcment to disrupt their studying"
ME "..."
ST: "They all go back to work on research and..."
Me: "I GOT TURNED INTO A TREE"
Then there was a seperate story arc featuring a group who used supernaturals for cosmetic surgery/bio augmentation. We were tasked with interrogating someone to find out more about their employers.
Friend's character: "Hi"
ST: "He opens his mouth and sprays you with many, many bugs"
Me *I'm gonna use my vampiric domination to make him stand down* "Yeah Yeah, give it a rest Imhotep"
