What can I say? If I'm going to crash and burn, I might as well be as high as possible.Oliver Pink said:
Romantic Fails
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Once I met this girl at my uni's orientation day. I asked for her number on the day itself and chatted her up and soon enough we were chatting online almost every night for two weeks.
Eventually we got to know alot more about each other and she even started telling me more about her provocative side and vice versa. Our online conversation once went all the way through to 4am.
So after 2 and a half weeks I thought we had something going on seeing as how our conversations got pretty intimate at times but never any "I like you"'s. So I brought her aside one day and told her directly that I liked her and she literally distanced herself away from me and told me no and that she already has a boyfriend (???).
But yeah I dunno how fail that is but it felt really bad lmao.
Eventually we got to know alot more about each other and she even started telling me more about her provocative side and vice versa. Our online conversation once went all the way through to 4am.
So after 2 and a half weeks I thought we had something going on seeing as how our conversations got pretty intimate at times but never any "I like you"'s. So I brought her aside one day and told her directly that I liked her and she literally distanced herself away from me and told me no and that she already has a boyfriend (???).
But yeah I dunno how fail that is but it felt really bad lmao.
*sobs* I'm not the only one!? *man hugs!*Oliver Pink said:*Seizes you by the collar*Phoenix09215 said:Well I only fall for Girls who already have Boyfriends... So I am at a disadvantage most of the time
I...
Feel...
Your...
Pain...
Fun fact, that meeting tomorrow I mentioned? Just got cancelled. I failed before it even started. *Thumbs up*
Thats pritty rough on the meeting though :/ Can't it just happen another time?
In theory, yeah - but she chose to go out and see a movie with her friends rather than come have dinner... I'd say that's pretty definitive that it 'aint going to happen.Phoenix09215 said:*sobs* I'm not the only one!? *man hugs!*Oliver Pink said:*Seizes you by the collar*Phoenix09215 said:Well I only fall for Girls who already have Boyfriends... So I am at a disadvantage most of the time
I...
Feel...
Your...
Pain...
Fun fact, that meeting tomorrow I mentioned? Just got cancelled. I failed before it even started. *Thumbs up*
Thats pritty rough on the meeting though :/ Can't it just happen another time?
In my school, even the least attractive girls imaginable have boyfriends. So even if I wanted to bring my standards down to dirt, it wouldn't make a lick of a difference.Phoenix09215 said:*sobs* I'm not the only one!? *man hugs!*Oliver Pink said:*Seizes you by the collar*Phoenix09215 said:Well I only fall for Girls who already have Boyfriends... So I am at a disadvantage most of the time
I...
Feel...
Your...
Pain...
Fun fact, that meeting tomorrow I mentioned? Just got cancelled. I failed before it even started. *Thumbs up*
Thats pritty rough on the meeting though :/ Can't it just happen another time?
So yeah, same situation
Damn... Maby if you keep in touch you might get another oppurtunity? (without going all stalker on her, they don't like that)Oliver Pink said:In theory, yeah - but she chose to go out and see a movie with her friends rather than come have dinner... I'd say that's pretty definitive that it 'aint going to happen.Phoenix09215 said:*sobs* I'm not the only one!? *man hugs!*Oliver Pink said:*Seizes you by the collar*Phoenix09215 said:Well I only fall for Girls who already have Boyfriends... So I am at a disadvantage most of the time
I...
Feel...
Your...
Pain...
Fun fact, that meeting tomorrow I mentioned? Just got cancelled. I failed before it even started. *Thumbs up*
Thats pritty rough on the meeting though :/ Can't it just happen another time?
Was it really that surprising? Having someone ask for you is a lazy thing to do and only makes the person look down upon you.LustFull0ne said:
OT: My last relationship was such a dull pile of shit that it can only be called a failure.
Seriously, we never saw each other face to face, and we only did it for the phone-sex.
To be honest I've never really failed like that. I think I've had more girlfriends than the average Escapist (cue much smugness), but I've very rarely attempted to ask anyone out. I usually spend a lot of time with them and like them loads but don't think "hey, we should totaly go out". They then get exasperated and ask me out to my suprise, or get pissed off and I never work out why until it's pointed out to me by others.
I fail in my own special way. Because I'm special like that.
I fail in my own special way. Because I'm special like that.
oh dear...I have some stories
6th grade: liked a girl. told one guy. he let it slip to someone when she was nearby. next day at school, she wouldn't speak to me and everyone was talking about it, trying to give me advice and whatnot.
7th grade: one week into the school year, i wrote a girl a poem and became crazy obsessed and everyone called me a stalker. people were always asking her out for me (sadly). i was used (kind of) by her and became depressed (she is still a ***** to me). i made some serious mistakes. like trying to find out all sorts of stuff about her.
8th grade: still liked the girl from 7th, but didnt have any classes with her. began to have a small crush on another girl i was friends with that didnt last long.
9th grade: end of 7th grade crush. new crush on an awesome girl that liked anime and whatnot and was really pretty. we were kind-of friends, and all sorts of people thought we would make a good couple. they decided to take matters into their own hands and ask her out for me. a lot. she stopped speaking to me or even looking at me.
10th grade: theres a girl I've never spoken to who is really cute and seems nice. I'm too shy to approach her in real life so I've been complimenting her anonymously on her formspring. My only friend is friends with her, and has offered to help nudge me into meeting her, but before that she said that i didn't have a chance with her (which is true. not only is she out of my league, but she is also into a completely different style than me). this has potential to become a romance fail very easily if i attempt communication.
6th grade: liked a girl. told one guy. he let it slip to someone when she was nearby. next day at school, she wouldn't speak to me and everyone was talking about it, trying to give me advice and whatnot.
7th grade: one week into the school year, i wrote a girl a poem and became crazy obsessed and everyone called me a stalker. people were always asking her out for me (sadly). i was used (kind of) by her and became depressed (she is still a ***** to me). i made some serious mistakes. like trying to find out all sorts of stuff about her.
8th grade: still liked the girl from 7th, but didnt have any classes with her. began to have a small crush on another girl i was friends with that didnt last long.
9th grade: end of 7th grade crush. new crush on an awesome girl that liked anime and whatnot and was really pretty. we were kind-of friends, and all sorts of people thought we would make a good couple. they decided to take matters into their own hands and ask her out for me. a lot. she stopped speaking to me or even looking at me.
10th grade: theres a girl I've never spoken to who is really cute and seems nice. I'm too shy to approach her in real life so I've been complimenting her anonymously on her formspring. My only friend is friends with her, and has offered to help nudge me into meeting her, but before that she said that i didn't have a chance with her (which is true. not only is she out of my league, but she is also into a completely different style than me). this has potential to become a romance fail very easily if i attempt communication.
Wow, that made me crack up. Pretty sure that at some point in the sixth grade I wanted to do that, or dress like sephiroth. Yup, good timesOliver Pink said:
Kind of on-topic, I've had a lot of unattractive girls tell me they like me. Starting to take this as a bad sign. (Note that I always try to be nice when I say "no")
