Roommates

[Beffudled Sheep]

I caught a friend of mine using a vibrator in my room. She freaked and it ended going out my window and into my neighbors daughters room. Talking to my neighbor after that hasn't been fun. Damn open windows. I don't know whether I should classify that as a good or bad experience though.

 

[Biek]

Oh yea, my current roomies girlfriend practically lives here. Which is fine but she kind of has this thing against wearing clothes when walking around the house...ok shes not naked but i dont want to see a friends girlfriend walking around my apartment in her undies all the time. She doesnt work so she hangs around here half the time when hes at work...also i think she tries to hit on me which is really disturbing.

....Is she hot?

I dont have much good words for my roommates. One of them managed the internet connection, we just split the bill evenly. But whenever he was upset about something, he'd just pull out the plugs and go on a tantrum against the first person who asks about it. the problem was, the modem had to be connected in his room or it wouldnt work.

The other was some guy in his late 20's/30's who did nothing but watch anime all evening. He also had some rage issues, with the cops even coming to my landlord (who owned a shop downstairs) to warn him that he's violent. (They were looking for the guy because he apparently beat the crap out of his ex wife)

Before the rage guy, there was this incredibly unsanitary guy. He smelled awful. If he talked to me while i was standing 6 feet away from him id still have to look away and cover my mouth because of the smell. Same goes for his room, and worse yet, he'd leave the door open all the time. All he did was sit in his room all day with his laptop. One time I passed his open door I saw him sleeping on his sofa with his laptop on his lap. Surrounded by dirty dishes, empty cola bottles and a fryer in the middle of his living room. I bet the oil he used was also used in WWII.
I also hated his guts because he supported himself by scamming college funds and wellfare. He claimed he had mental issues so he couldnt socialize. But he has an internet business as a computer handyman.

After the internet guy left, some woman moved in with her dog. I absolutely HATE bull terriers, but I must admit, this one was rather playful. She left 3 months later. I dont think she paid more than one month rent. I still see her occasionally. Shes a freeloading ***** who think the world owes her or something.

 

[Insanum]

I dont have a roomate. My housemate is my mother (its her house). I pay half the bills but my room is too goddam small for me now (i cant put up my guitar rack.)

I want to move out, but she's empty nesting on me.

Also, As i work nights, If i got a house/flatmate i think they'd get on my tits.

Although i still wouldnt mind it. Any takers?

 

[sorry user name taken.]

Oh yea, my current roomies girlfriend practically lives here. Which is fine but she kind of has this thing against wearing clothes when walking around the house...ok shes not naked but i dont want to see a friends girlfriend walking around my apartment in her undies all the time. She doesnt work so she hangs around here half the time when hes at work...also i think she tries to hit on me which is really disturbing.

if she's walking around like that clearly she's showing off and hitting on clearly means she's bored of her bf....and...ouch to him

Yea true, i have told him about it in a nice way...he didnt seem to mind very much. Which leads me to beleive that they have a very open relationship or they want me in a threesome...i hope to god its not the latter.

ha! your screwed

>.>

 

[Ex_ery]

My older brother rents out the other room at my place, and we're both kinda neat-freaks and into similar shit so it's pretty much awesome.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

so no one has ''thin walls''?s


>.>

 

[phoenixbeast]

I roomed with my older brother for my first year of college...

Pros: Saved money
Cons: I HATE my brother
------He wouldn't cook at all due to being TOO "busy"
------He likes to control everything...Including how I live...EX. If I didn't call my friends to hang out, I was just a lazy, fat kid he sits in front of his computer...Problem is he doesn't even have real friends there and I am actually like 20 UNDERweight...
------He is a total slob...Like twenty half-empty pop cans sit on the floor...I was embarrassed to invite people over...And I cleaned it up by myself multiple times...He did it once...
------I could never be "truly" sick...It was always just a cold...The worse is that he blamed me for being lazy and going to parties with his only 2 friends on Halloween night...I was going to stay at home and wait for a friend to come over...When the friend didn't come, he kept badgering me to go with them...Turns out it was a good thing I didn't go because that "cold" was ACTUALLY PNEUMONIA...And he wanted me to go partying...Idiot...
------There are more cons but I don't feel like ranting anymore

 

[Gladion]

THIS is fuckin funny send me a PM when anything has happened.

I see you want the juicy details...haha well there was that one time when she walked into the bathroom as i had just jumped in the shower...claiming she didnt realize i was there...ugh.

Hilarious. Need more.

But I see what you mean when saying dumb girls turn you off. Agreed.

 

[Cowabungaa]

My 'roommates' are my parents, and I hate their guts. Screw you dad, it's not YOUR life, it's mine, get your dirty little fingers out of it.

 

[Faps]

so no one has ''thin walls''?s


>.>

We had very solid walls, didn't stop my flatmates gf howling during sex. It sounded like a baboon masturbating with an orbital sander.

She was batshit crazy too, they broke up like 6 months into our year long contract so she couldn't move out. She found out my mate was seeing someone else and decided to move his matress in to the kitchen and rearranged his cd collection...

 

[Duskwaith]

....Is she hot?

I wouldnt call her unattractive, shes just not very bright and unintelligent women tend to turn me off. Not to mention making a move on a friends gf deserves a swift kick in the balls.

THIS is fuckin funny send me a PM when anything has happened.

I see you want the juicy details...haha well there was that one time when she walked into the bathroom as i had just jumped in the shower...claiming she didnt realize i was there...ugh.

Im still not sure if that would be a bad thing or not yet...

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I have yet to have a room mate as I still live at home, but I have many many stories of bad parenting that could probably beat anything a room mate has done to you guys.

I think this answers your question.

10 bucks she looks like this...

Spoiler: ARGH!

For the love of God man! Spoiler that before more people lose their eyesight!

..is blood supposed to come from my eyes?..

Edit:

so no one has ''thin walls''?s


>.>

We had very solid walls, didn't stop my flatmates gf howling during sex. It sounded like a baboon masturbating with an orbital sander.

Are you trying to kill me? I just choked on apple after reading that! I'm saving that description, it's just so hilarious! xD

 

[sorry user name taken.]

so no one has ''thin walls''?s


>.>

We had very solid walls, didn't stop my flatmates gf howling during sex. It sounded like a baboon masturbating with an orbital sander.

She was batshit crazy too, they broke up like 6 months into our year long contract so she couldn't move out. She found out my mate was seeing someone else and decided to move his matress in to the kitchen and rearranged his cd collection...

its not that bad i guess lol i'm just paranoid so the only problem i have is them cleaning up there shit (dishes btw) @_@ also everything this one person cooks smells sooooooooooooooo good x.x

 

[Erana]

Tollywood.
Not Hollywood, nor Bollywood.
Tollywood.
Till 3:00 AM at times.
She was generally very cold to me, and acted as though I was a freak, then decided to move out on me the night before I had a major paper and two tests.

 

[Faps]

so no one has ''thin walls''?s


>.>

We had very solid walls, didn't stop my flatmates gf howling during sex. It sounded like a baboon masturbating with an orbital sander.

She was batshit crazy too, they broke up like 6 months into our year long contract so she couldn't move out. She found out my mate was seeing someone else and decided to move his matress in to the kitchen and rearranged his cd collection...

its not that bad i guess lol i'm just paranoid so the only problem i have is them cleaning up there shit (dishes btw) @_@ also everything this one person cooks smells sooooooooooooooo good x.x

Just use paper plates, one use and chuck them in the recycling bin.

 

[Faps]

We had very solid walls, didn't stop my flatmates gf howling during sex. It sounded like a baboon masturbating with an orbital sander.

She was batshit crazy too, they broke up like 6 months into our year long contract so she couldn't move out. She found out my mate was seeing someone else and decided to move his matress in to the kitchen and rearranged his cd collection...

I gather from that it shows she wasn't that mad about it, otherwise she probably would have done far more than rearrange some CD's and shift a mattress. I'd probably throw his CD's at him like some sort of musical shruiken.

As for flat-mates, I have none. My room is like some sort of vampire lair.

Throwing CD's at least shows that you're angry, she acted like nothing was wrong then did that when no one was in. She also wanted to practice prostate exams on him, she was a medical student but still

 

[Jon Etheridge]

I had a roomate who's girlfriend lived about 3 houses down. That was all well and good but he was constantly fixing himself something to eat and then going over there and leaving my plates and cups at her house. Plus he got high all the time and while I don't mind it recreationally, when you do it first thing in the morning I think it has become an issue.