Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Robert632]

Granted. The left one get's offended and burns it to the ground.

I wish I knew why I'm usually wishing for mundane things.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted you are so happy with what you've got you don't need anything else.

I wish it was the weekend already.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You are then thrown in jail forever for messing with time.

I wish I could wish.

 

[Kemea]

Granted. You can wish for everything you want, but all the wishes will turn bad after a few hours!

I wish I could play games and earn money of it for every hour I played

 

[James Swinton]

Granted but all clocks are broken so you can never get paid.

I wish i wasnt allergic to bread(it sucks)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but now you can only eat bread.

I wish for my very own Cheat Commandos.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted, they devise a perfect system to cheat at online betting. The mafia gets wind of it, strongarms you out of control, and pin the whole operation on you. Then, using police contacts, you are made suspect number one and are declared guilty without doubt. You then live the rest of your life hunted by the mafia and the police.

I wish for a disgusting peice of lard to eat.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You get caught on video and, naturally, it's up on youtube in a few minutes and goes viral.

But it never dies down.

It becomes the only thing people know you for. Any achievements you make are overshadowed by this one thing.. No one is willing to be your significant other because of this video. You eventually drift apart from everyone as they just keep reminding you of that horrible mistake. You live as a hermit, never speaking to anyone, gathering your food from a small garden you maintain. Even this small bit of necessity is used to mock you, as teenagers, being dicks, sneak in and spread rancid old lard all over it.

Finally, when you are dead and buried, all your grave stone reads is;

"Here lies that guy who ate lard on the internet."

No dates. No name. Just that one video that ruined your life.

I wish I had more time to flesh out that above wish ruining.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted, everyone forgets about it and starts to frankly insult you about your planning of posts. You begin to lose all confidence and leave the escapist because of it.

I wish I had the ability to make other people instantly soil themselves at my whim.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. You are now the cleaner for said people

I wish to have my name in lights

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, You are on the news for stripping in a school-yard.

I wish for a Condike Bar.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it's an E-Condlike Bar and can only be collected.

I wish for a mint copy of In-A-Gadda-da-Vida on vinyl.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. You turn into this [http://aprilsdawn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Wobbly-Jelly.jpg] as soon as you lay eyes on it.

I wish for a Firefly >.> <.<

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, It so hot it burns your hat.

I wish for a pony to die. (I REALLY can't stand that damn show...)

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. The bronies are mad... O.O

I wish all trolls to be gone!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted they all have gone into video game development, now every game just trolls you and all of us.

I wish for more time.

 

[Kemea]

Granted, but you live the same day over and over again.

I wish I would be done painting my warhammer armies in 1 hour, with good looking models

 

[Flamezdudes]

Granted but they turn into dust within 5 minutes.

I wish to have all the Final Fantasy games.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. All of them are somehow inoperable, however.

I wish was an apple.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but they're all broken.

I wish I could finish the drawings I'm working on.