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Kemea

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Granted, but your drawings catch fire when they are finished! :O

I wish I could play skyrim right now, need to wait another 15 minutes xD
 

Robert632

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May 11, 2009
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Granted. I then track you down, break into your home and beat you to death with a stick because I'm getting sick of hearing about Skyrim.

I wish I knew where the above poster lived...It would save me sometime.
 

Isaac The Grape

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Granted, it is a pirate copy that you torrented. Unbeknown to you Bethsida was listening in on the tracker and monitoring every peer connection.

Two weeks later you are singled out in a lawsuit and found guilty. Sentaced to 11 weeks in prison.

Unfortunatly for you the prison you are sent to is run by a gang of Bull Queers who rape you.



I wish for a fatal spider bite.
 

Guitar Gamer

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Apr 12, 2009
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o__O....................... uh ................ you get cancer?

I wish I could forget what the above poster wished for.................
 

Robert632

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Granted. you only forget because you are hit by a sudden case of amnesia, forgetting everything about yourself. You react to your friends and family like they are a pack of strangers, who are all hounding you to regain your memory.

You promptly run away and become a hobo, slowly dying in some back alley some where.

I wish for toes that are spiders.
 

Robert632

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May 11, 2009
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Granted. However,fear of spiders already existed, so you wasted a wish.

I wish for a triple legged gorilla to exist.
 

Vegosiux

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I'm sure ol' Kevin won't be happy to have been teleported right from out of his shower.

I wish for a spork. A simple, stainless steel spork.
 

Robert632

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May 11, 2009
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Granted. It died to quickly to feel any pain.

I wish for a strikeout gag. You know where someone crosses out what they really want to say
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Aug 5, 2009
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Granted but there is no way of respawning and you have been transported to Demon's Souls.

I wish for less work for more pay.
 

Dr.Susse

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Apr 17, 2009
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Granted you don't have to ever work again and you get lots of money for it, but first you have to eat this apple....heh ha ha ha hhhhaaaa muwhahahahahaha!

I wish for lunch.
 

Dr.Susse

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Apr 17, 2009
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Granted it might need a engine though.....and tyres.

I wish for the energy to stay up longer.