Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Living_Brain]

Granted. But he leaves.
I wish nobody ninja'd me and I was the one to break the Tizzy-Shaun combo.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but they murder you for interrupting.

I wish for more quote storms!

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. It was made by Obsidian staff and has bugs in it. (Terrible joke, stolen from lacktheknack)

I wish for less captchas.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, and the Spambots Rejoiced

I wish Captcha would get a better name, I mean he's almost like a User now.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, he takes your name AND profile.

I wish I had an ominous latin choir singing whenever I wanted them to.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. It doesn't protect you from Iran's nuclear strike on your city.
I wish for a utopia.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you have to leave for prison. She's staying at home.

I wish for a good sense of humor.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, You crack a joke about Islam and are hunted down (Too soon?)

I wish for no more fucking Internet Explorer!

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. You shit your pants.

I wish for substitutes for swear words.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but they offend everyone anyway and make you a target.

I wish for more internet.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, its a rushed beta that plays like sonic 2006.

I wish I didn't have to re-write this report.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. You get 2.0 GPA though. Or get fired. Whatever you're doing this for.

I wish for more people to have logic. Specifically people I interact with on a daily basis.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. You are always awake and energetic, and burn out and fry five days later from lack of sleep.

I wish for better games.