Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[zombiekiller1907]

granted. You die the next day due to a bike accident involving a truck, cows, and gumballs.

I wish i had a better imagination.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Granted. The bag of Skips proceeds to skip out of your hands, down the road, off a cliff, and into a bonfire.

I wish for a lightweight pair of shoes which is not damaged in any way, not harmful to wear, and NOT BRIGHT PINK!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Grannted. It's neon pink.

i wish for more sarcasm.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you never pick up on it.

I wish for bacon.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted but it's rotten bacon.

I wish that I could find my socks in the dark

 

[Imthatguy]

Granted you receive nothing but fried rice.

I wish for wish granting powers

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. They're all test chambers. Managed by GLADos.

I wish for more mute protagonists.

 

[Zantos]

Granted, but it has been irreversibly region locked to only play games that you don't understand the language of. (I don't know if this is a thing, I'm not that bothered either way).

I wish people listened to what I say more often.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, enjoy the 100 tons of it crushing you.

I wish for more work from my job.

 

[Imthatguy]

Granted you now work 16 hours a day 80 hours a week

I wish I hadn't overslept and missed work today

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. You took a chemical shower... and die.

I wish for more deaths!

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. You die.

I wish for less deadly consequences to my granted wishes. And that people don't snipe me.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Granted, but you get run over by a bus leaving you in a state of coma forever, trapped in the solitude of your mind until you die of old age.

I wish for two belly buttons.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. Instead, people will throw rotten eggs at you whenever they see you.

I wish that there is no such thing as a bad person.