Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it has been thoroughly soaked in seawater.

I wish for another Captain America movie!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I wish for another Captain America movie!

Spoiler: This is how it went down....(There's a lot of pictures here!)

What's this poster talking about?

A Captain America movie?

I know!

I could do that!

I mean, I made that transformers movie, right?

Let me see....

We're gonna need a lot of explosions.

A lot

OK! Let's go!

BAM! BAM! BOOM! LET'S GO, *****!

Yeeaaaahh

O.K., good job people. That's a wrap!

Wait, what was that?

Good story? Relatable characters?

That shit is for pussies!

Ya tard!

Peace out, y'all. I'm Michael mother-fuckin' bay.

I wish I could make more posts like this....

Granted but you get banned very quickly.

I wish I had the ability to end Micheal Bay's ability to make movies...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, it is instantly on fire.

I wish for the ability to compose.

 

[username sucks]

Granted, but you can't pull your hand out of the screen.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

 

[username sucks]

Granted, but you can't pull your hand out of the screen.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

OK! 1/2 a second later, you are sick again.

[small]You forgot to make your own wish...[/small]

I wish there was a wish for me to ruin right now.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Granted, but you get ninja'd by someone else.

I wish for a puppy.

 

[Euryalus]

Granted, but I shot it dead a few months ago so you get it in a wet rotting corpse form!

I wish I could wish on eyelashes!

 

[username sucks]

granted, but you get them IN your eye, and they cannot be removed.

 

[username sucks]

Granted, he made a wish, but it is visible to everyone except you, making you look dumb because you didn't reply to the wish.

I wish that I could understand calculus.