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FPLOON

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Granted, now everyone must now get down with the sickness...

I wish for my own Smash Ball!
 

Rabbitboy

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Granted, but on half of the year you have to live on the north pole and the other half on the south pole

I wish the climate over here was warmer.[footnote]Fuck rising sea levels, we will just make the dikes higher.[/footnote]
 

FPLOON

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Granted, the climate is now intimating a sauna gone wrong... (Do I smell fried rabbit?)

I wish I wasn't ninja'd!
 

FPLOON

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Granted, it will cost you a nose... and some other body parts of yours...

I wish to be the Doctor's companion!
 

Barbas

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Granted. Enjoy your last few moments of enjoyable and normal life.

I wish for a comics museum.
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, it will only display the stuff that makes others uncomfortable...

I wish to bring back Casual Fridays!
 

Rabbitboy

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Granted. You have to spend the entire Friday playing Wii Sports.

I wish it was Saturday morning again.
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you can never pilot nor look at it directly...

I wish I was prepared for this!
 

FPLOON

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Granted, it's made out of cheap paper mache... So, don't get it wet... *hides bucket of water for later*

I wish for Battle Ready Armor!
 

FPLOON

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Granted, you haven't given me your true wish yet...

I wish for my first kiss to be True Love's Kiss!
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you will be burned to the stake afterwards for being mistaken for a witch...

I wish for another video game!
 

Schadrach

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Granted, but it's E.T. for the Atari 2600.

I wish for the ability to mute people in real life!
 

FPLOON

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Granted, it will cost you all 5 of your senses...

I wish I didn't have to wait several minutes for a password!