Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Best of the 3]

FIne, but I win :3

I wish I could fly.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted, I get to be in yours and creep you out.

I wish I didn't have double biology soon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. You have triple Physics instead.

I wish I had Deadpool's abilities.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted, bt you look ugly like him, without the mask.

I wish we all lived under water.

 

[Best of the 3]

[sub][sub][sub] No thanks, I'm not really into creeping people out. Not my thing.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Granted, but they still won't come withing touching distance.

I wish I was younger.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. I share none of it with you.

I wish I had less work.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, now you don't have any, and you can never get any either. No money for you.

I wish someone would cheer me up.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Granted, but now you have cancer. It's malignant.

I wish I had thicker bangs.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, now you can't see without holding your hair out your eyes.

I wish for a table.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Spoiler: Granted. This guy is always sitting at it. And he's hungry.

I wish for some dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Granted, but it is negatively charged and looking for another Hydrogen...

I wish for some diethyl ether 8D

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! you die

I wish for you to give me something!

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. I give you crabs! You're welcome. ^_^

I wish to be assassinated by ninjas.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted here they are!

I wish i was the leader of that team!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you are betrayed by your teammates as soon as they are offered more money than you can provide them with.

I wish for die to be a real place.