Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[cryogeist]

GRANTED....somehow you explode with it
I wish i didnt have to wish

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. The universe cannot support the paradox and explodes.
Granted, the snake eats you....Then everyone else in the universe.

I challenge anyone to make I wish I can't ruin with the destruction/conquering of the universe.

Also, I wish I still had a bed. A normal, danger-free, bed.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...a crazy person snips you from the other house!

I wish for some pie

 

[cryogeist]

GRANTED....they bite your feet off!


I wish for this pie to taste like a bluebarry pie!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. Mr. T will be with you shortly. And he's pissed.


I wish my dog was less retarded.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! YOU ARE!!!

I wish..i was dead...that i could just hang myself and leave this life...

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, you go to hell. Turns out Jesus was really on to something. I'm as surprised as you are.

I wish the best restaurant in my area wasn't on a street where I might be mugged by a prostitute.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. Now everybody claims to be you and your identity is stolen.

I wish for every wish I wish for in this thread to be somehow ruined by people who post below me.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. The internet cannot support the paradox, and implodes.

I wish I had the Iron Man suit.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but you are quickly destroyed by Tin Man.

I wish for a top hat.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's so small it fits on your pinky.

I wish for a couple of bacon sandwiches.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...but there are in japan...good luck getting them!

I wish for an airsoft gun!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you lose all feeling be it physical or emotional.

I wish to be happier.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted..it kills you

I wish for nothing to happen at all