Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Robert632]

Granted. To bad to, cause I was tottaly in the mood to not ruin a wish.

I wish I'd stop getting the wishes wishing for nothing.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Granted, they now all wish for everything.

I wish for some food from jack in the box 8D

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted, the meal is made out of children's nightmares and burning puppies.

I wish I had a pink hat.

 

[TheHaunted]

Granted, the coloring from the hat leeches onto your skin and you become permanently pink.

I wish more games could be more like Painkiller

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted, every game you play from now one, will be so bad, you will need painkillers.
I wish I got a summer job soon.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, have fun washing chickens!

I wish I had a pet volcano.

 

[awnman]

granted so long as it errupts just as you finish getting comfortable with it not errupting

i wish i had a ray gun

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it doesn't work..

I wish I had a magnificent pony.

 

[awnman]

granted as long as it had no legs

i wish for a space ship

 

[Robert632]

Granted. She's a terrible kisser, though.

I wish for a school run by chipmunks.

 

[awnman]

granted as long it is actually white paint like in adds

i wish for an internet connection

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but as soon as you touch it it sucks your soul out killing you slowly and painfully

I wish for team fortress 2! DD

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted but I have made some "fun" things with.. the hole in the disc.. And the cartage..and ! have edited the hole game so all the players are nude.. and doing stuff to one another.. NUDE AND HAIRY!

I wish I had some Chimichangas.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but you got better.

I wish for an infinite staircase.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but it has 3 lumps of sugar instead of 2. OH THE HUMANITY!!

I wish money was never a problem ever again.