Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but lack of money still is.

I wish the internet in my dorm didn't suck so hard.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, good thing everyone you hate escaped on a spaceship before hand...And how does a non-working internet NOT suck?

Anyway...I wish I could speak 9 languages.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted, now you are sucking it.
I wish i had some cigg.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted, now you live in the dreams of madmen.
I wish I could fly.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted. You are now a book.
I wish i had some candy.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted, now you just smell like semen.
I wish I had a van.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted.. It was your children and the love me more then they ever will love you.
I wish the person below me was turned in to a forest.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted, You have now two pennies.. in your [beep]
I wish I had a Huge bloody robot, with the power to eat sugar and kill my dreams and he would do what ever I ask him to do.

 

[voldemort101]

granted...except you asked him to kill you


i wish for a free trip to the moon

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted. You get shoot to the moon in a huge canon.
I wish for world peace

 

[cryogeist]

Granted it becuase everyone is dead

I wish that creeper didnt blow me up

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

granted all war is in space

I wish i was also the king of dragons

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...somehow your heart(s) explode

I wish I didnt ninja you

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You never get the satisfaction of ninjaing people because I took away your ability to do it at all.

I wish for my brother to not have an allergic reaction to the paint we just used to paint our basement.