Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[SkyeNeko]

granted, but the screen is busted.

i wish my phone was charged.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but then your phone bill gets overcharged.

I wish I had a better pun to write their.

 

[Dango]

Granted, you get Twilight.

I wish to not be sick.

 

[Dango]

Granted. It's a poison mushroom.

I wish for the stars

 

[Dango]

Granted. Here you go.

I wish had a fairy.

 

[Mettking]

Granted


I wish I knew this video never existed.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but it's raining and your in the middle of a grassy plain.

I wish for real life quick-time events.

 

[Mettking]

Press X to not die...Where's X?

I wish I wasn't so underleveled in Golden Sun 1 (level 19 and just won the colluseum.)

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Granted. You receive a bag full of locust infested tea.
I wish somebody made a Mirrors Edge sequel.

 

[Mettking]

Granted, you slice your hand open because the edge of the mirror is broken and sharp.

I wish my last wish wasn't ignored.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Granted. Somebody grants it, but adds in some factor which completely ruins it.

I wish I had some chocolate.