Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[TacticalAssassin1]

Granted. They're 90 years old.

I wish for lag to be abolished.

 

[Mettking]

Both granted: You don't want to know where I got the chocolate, and you get 2 girls 1 cup.

I wish magic could be used for all, and no one abuses it by using it for every little thing.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Granted. You have to go to a school named Hogwarts to learn how to turn rats into cups all day long.

I wish there were no trolls.

 

[Mettking]

Twilight, that is all.

I wish vampires were cool again.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Because of this many young girls go on mass murdering sprees becuase vampires aren't brooding idiots anymore.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[Mettking]

Granted, you ate just one chip.

I wish people would stop posting at the exact same time.

 

[Mettking]

Granted, it's the same salt as they use on the roads.

I wish I had a cannon, gunpowder, ammo, fusses, and matches.

 

[Mettking]

Granted, you're so old you have to stay hooked up on life support just to move around your room freely. And you can forget charming the ladies.

I wish people would remember that Frankenstain's monster has no name, or is just called "The Monster"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. It has very big thorns.

I wish for seven of nine.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted its a cup with tea IN the cup!

I wish i didnt have to wish

 

[X10J]

Granted, but only death grants that right.

I wish for a mummified monkey's paw.

 

[Dirty Apple]

Granted, but all it does is smell of feces

I wish for really bendy thumbs

 

[Dango]

Granted, but only because you no longer have bones in your thumbs.

I wish for peanut butter.

 

[Dirty Apple]

Granted, but it's actually only butter with peanuts jammed in

I wish for two katana blades