Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Robert632]

Granted. You are mistaken for Doctor Octopus and killed.

I wish for crazy jumping powers.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you are unable to control your jumping and fly deep into space, to never be heard from again. ...Especially since you're dead cause you can't live in space..

I wish for another successful tactic.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted "WE SURRENDER!"

I wish for a new laptop

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the desktop background is fixed as Mod edit:The picture was far to *Shudders* I think I need to throw up


I wish I didn't just impersonate a mod.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, I get my laptop background removed

I wish for a pair of disco high heels

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but they are made of orange peels.

I wish for a cure for the annoying dog next door.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The entire neighbourhood burns down with everyone in their homes, you included. No more annoying dog though.

I wish my Captcha wasn't so... crazy.

Spoiler: My Captcha

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. But now the captchas force you to sell a part of your soul to proceed.

I wish for fudge.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's the worst made fudge ever, tasting like it was made from crap dunked in a combination of semen and urine, and you have to eat it all or else the entire world explodes.

I wish for zany adventures in space.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, many a zany adventure is had in space, but you're not included.

I wish I could meet that hot weather girl on channel five.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but see is actually life sized when you see her standing next to the map of America.

I wish for the head of a zombie.

 

[steeple]

granted, you're now haunted by the rest of the body, looking for his head

I wish to rule the world using the monthy-python joke

 

[Robert632]

Granted. After a whole minute in charge, someone usurps your position using the cake joke.

I wish I went mad from the revelation.

 

[steeple]

granted, but now so did everyone else (it wasnt kept a secret...)

I wish I could fly

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but you forget how to land.

I wish for a parade.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted but see is actually life sized when you see her standing next to the map of America.

I wish for the head of a zombie.

So... does that mean she's really big or really small? Cause, if she's really big, that would be one hell of a map they have down at the news station.. Except also the map is just on a green screen... so... that would be one hell of a green screen. Although, I suppose her motions could be small and they'd just have a graphic beside her, so that she's not standing beside anything..

And either way, I'm happy, whether she's really big or really small, cause if she's really tall, then more for me! And if she's really small, well that's just too cute!

OT: Granted, a parade is being held in New Mexico, right now. But.. you're not there to see it.

I wish for a dog like Ein from Cowboy Bebop.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but he bit the postman now the council wants him put down.


I wish for a beer.

 

[steeple]

granted, the dog made it...

I wish to derail this thread

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then I put it right back on track.

I wish for a chance to win it big.

 

[NightmareWarden]

Granted, you win the lottery, but someone took your lottery ticket after you found out you had won.

I wish for the most epic-looking weapon ever! (what do you think the most epic looking weapon would look like, and what would be the major problem with it would be, don't just say it is a useless weapon -_-).