Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Ytomyth]

Granted.

(See what I did there? )

I wish I had an electric guitar. =D

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. it shocks you with 1,000,000 volts the moment you touch it.

I wish to meet the riddler, even if it costs me my life.

 

[madseverus]

Granted, he gives you a riddle near impossible to figure out and leaves you to forever ponder the answer.

I wish to own my own games company.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, it gets gobbled up and destroyed by EA in three days.

I wish for justice!

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, it's pirated and you're now being sued for $1,000,000.

I wish for a new microphone.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, is so sensitive that as soon as you turn it on, it deafens everyone with feedback noise.

I wish to go for a walk on the beach.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, there's this guy in Europe named Hitler who's being evil. It's kind of a big deal but if you go walk on a beach with a few pals I'm sure you'll make it out.

I wish for Zombie Stalin.

 

[madseverus]

Granted, he eats your brains... You should have seen that coming really...

I wish for crash bandicoot 2

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, every time you try to play the game all your controllers/keyboards go missing.

I wish to dance a thousand times.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Granted, but after the first five times you die from exhaustion/dehydration

I wish I had a puppy that couldn't die.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, it is a genetic abomination that turns into a killer at night.

I wish for more Mexican food.

 

[MammothBlade]

Granted. I hope you like escamoles [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escamol]

I wish to become Supreme Emperor of Earth.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Granted, nobody likes the fact that a random person has declared themselves ruler of the earth. You are overthrown in a joint operation by a number of special forces within the day.

I wish I could swap bodies with others at will.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, but you can only swap bodies with people who are about to die.

I wish for a Hoverboard.

 

[ElecLeo]

Granted, but it has a puny fuel tank.
I wish I had a kitten.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, it'll claw your eyes out while you sleep.

I wish for more time to do my homework.

 

[StormShaun]

(They were real...damn)

Granted, they expire in 5 seconds due to THE SUN FALLING ON EARTH...AAGGGGHHHHH!

over dramatic much?

I wish I had a garlic bacon SUPER Sandwich.