Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Crimson Lucario]

Granted, the shortened development time did reduce quality, content and creativity, but not the price tag, have fun.

I wish that Pokémons were real.

 

[madseverus]

Granted, a squirtle shoots you with water, a pikachu electrocutes you and you are crushed by an onyx.

I wish I could play wii, ps3 and xbox 360 games all on one ultra cheap console!

 

[Crimson Lucario]

Granted, it's too powerful for any computer for the next 100 years.

I wish that my cat would be elected president of the USA.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. Your cat then runs USA to the ground, causing a war that killed you and your family. All that in a record time of 2 days.

I wish that people would stop doing stupid things for the sake of world records.

 

[Crimson Lucario]

Granted, they are doing it for the "World minus zombiekiller1907" records now.

I wish I had 4 arms like Machamp.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you're handed a license plate that reads 3DS XL. It's short a digit so it costs you more.

I wish for more Loons.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but now porn doesn't either.

I wish time was money.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

granted. Physics as we know it breaks down, and destroys the whole universe.

I wish for figures of speech to become literal

 

[madseverus]

Granted, the food you just ate really WAS the dog's bollocks.

I wish for a lower chair.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Pssssssssssst, your forgot to make a wish.

I wish Tizzy would make a wish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted he is now you live in room mate.

I wish AFL was the most popular game in the world.