Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Granted here's several watches.

I wish for a never ending supply of pea soup.

 

[madseverus]

Granted, it floods the earth and drowns everyone.

I wish for a roast chicken the size of my house.

 

[madseverus]

Granted, it comments on your nasty cough as you sprinkle it over your dinner.

I wish for some sky blue spray paint.

 

[LynxParadox]

Granted, *Pulls out a bag of cheetos and gives tizzy three chips*

I wish for the world to explode with confetti!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but now you have to clean it up.

I wish for some dinner.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

You become immortal and you get transported to an empty void with no way out. Nothing bad happens to you, but you get to spend eternity in boredom.

I wish for an easier wish...

 

[madseverus]

Granted, but they're all awful.

I wish for an ally against the zombie apocalypse.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. You get a blind person as an ally. He accidentally kills you by shooting you in the head.

I wish for something useful.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, you work in the awesome field of the warehouse stockroom. Well for one day of course, gotta lay off people to give others raises. Don't worry, to them you are a worthy sacrifice.

I wish for a Hauppauge HD PVR.

 

[LynxParadox]

Granted, I take it home with me! :3

I wish for new shoes!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. they smell bad and now people don't want to come near you. And they're cursed so you can't take them off, and the stink will never go away.

I wish for food.